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Hello . I am a newbie, well sort of. I joined before christmas on being introduced to the site by my new manfriend ( you cant call a 40 year old a boy can you?) who you all know as warwick. Ive been watching and hopefully learning about the site.
i dont know if I want to swing yet or not but the mere fact that I keep looking in here makes me realise I am curios at least. one thing i have enjoyed is the humour and support you all give to each other. I hope to join in and get to know you a bit better
oh and in case your wondering about the name, blame warwick
Welcome!
Hi goldfish.. welcome to the site biggrin
Just a bit curious.. because its down to warwick that you're called 'goldfish' does that mean he's intending on using you as currency?!? :shock:
No just using me I think. Mind you Im not complaining. Thanks for the welcome
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i dont know if I want to swing yet or not but the mere fact that I keep looking in here makes me realise I am curios at least

lots of members dont swing, but are here for the friendship and atmosphere. I am also a member on a site for proud pussy owners even tho I dont have no pussy at all ( any offers of fresh warm moist pulsating pussy will be warmly met )
Welcome to the forum lol
Gremlin, Billy and Stressed Erik say hi too (fellow goldfish) wink
Right shes gone now I can have my pc back
i suppose Id better say welcome for when she reads it biggrin :D :D
Oh and about bloody time, told you they didnt bite, well except for blue and jags :D
Hi and......... WELCOME wave
I knew that Warwick has been storeing the Goldfish somewhere lol
hiya gold fish im a few weeks old its fun in here wink welcome
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Right shes gone now I can have my pc back
i suppose Id better say welcome for when she reads it biggrin :D :D
Oh and about bloody time, told you they didnt bite, well except for blue and jags :D

You did say you owed me a goldfish didn't you? I quite fancy a visit to Coventry fairly soon Warwicks not too far!!!
cool
Warwick, Goldfish indeed, you cunning, cunning man you!
Welcome Goldfish :P
Couldnt resist
Im not that bad i showed her the relevant threads first biggrin
Welcome to Swinging Heaven Goldfish kiss
I don't know how you have been putting up with warwick's humour for so long. What worries me is, how bad your humour is going to be lol
I hope we see plenty of posts from you.
Dawn biggrin
Don't know if I should say hi cos the newbies always leave after I wave hello! redface Oh well if you're attached to Warwick and been around since before christmas I'm not too likely to scare you off! lol

Hi Goldfish! wave
Welcome to the nut house. kiss

Warwick smackbottom No trading her ok! I will not accept any bids from you in any auctions now that say anything less than a whole goldfish, I'm not having you posting just a fin! :shock: I don't even want to think about that! confused
Gem. x - the resident auctioneer and librarian! :giggle:
wave and welcome to the Site Goldfish.....good to have you here!!!!
Don't feel that you have to swing just because you're a member of Swinging Heaven.....this place, as far as I see it, is more about friendship and having fun than sex.....if you get sex then that's a bonus as far as I'm concerned....
hello goldfish
pleased to meet you
have fun and enjoy
:welcome:
Hi Goldfish, welcome to the place. Any friends of one of the Warwicks is.................. someone else I haven't met confused dunno .....
Word of warning....... :uhoh: easy's very possesive about his avatars. wink
:taz:
As a welcome gift I'll change mine when I get home. Two goldfish av's would be just too confusing (espescially for me. I'd be sat there thinking "I don't remember writting that. :? lol ).
ooops :shock:
sorry easy I found the av ..didnt realise it was exactly the same
We can change it you keep yours
cheers mate lol
Thankyou all for youre welcomes
Sorry about the avatar Easy I am hitting warwick over the head with a chair leg now
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hiya gold fish im a few weeks old its fun in here wink welcome

ohhh rache, if I could look that good when only a few weeks old smile mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Thankyou all for youre welcomes
Sorry about the avatar Easy I am hitting warwick over the head with a chair leg now

Why only the leg?
Try the whole bloody chair next time innocent
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ooops :shock:
sorry easy I found the av ..didnt realise it was exactly the same
We can change it you keep yours
cheers mate lol

Look it's fine. I insist. It suits goldfish much better than me anyway (just don't mention the "staines" on the fins.... redface :shock: :lol: )
Quote by goldfish
Thankyou all for youre welcomes
Sorry about the avatar Easy I am hitting warwick over the head with a chair leg now

If some carkeys fall out could you send them to me at...
Easy.
Somewhere in Manchester.
Manchester.
Ooooop North.
Ta. kiss
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Thankyou all for youre welcomes
Sorry about the avatar Easy I am hitting warwick over the head with a chair leg now

Why only the leg?
Try the whole bloody chair next time innocent
I thought he liked to have the chair shoved up his............ DAWN will you STOP kicking my shin. mad
*Dawn whispers in easys ear*
:shock:
Apparently I'm not supposed to mention that until you've been seeing him for 6 months or longer. :shock: :shock: :shock: dunno
BTW hi-jack anyone? lol
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BTW hi-jack anyone? lol

I don't do hi-jacks, its plain rude mad
BTW, I know I need to pm you Mr easy, I am getting rather lapse but I am still only half way through my report.
Had to take the eldest to the orthodontist this afternoon rolleyes
Why don't you and countess think about coming to the Leicester Mini Munch? We are trying to get sitters but its hard work :x
Dawn :silly:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
BTW hi-jack anyone? lol

I don't do hi-jacks, its plain rude mad
BTW, I know I need to pm you Mr easy, I am getting rather lapse but I am still only half way through my report.
Had to take the eldest to the orthodontist this afternoon rolleyes
Why don't you and countess think about coming to the Leicester Mini Munch? We are trying to get sitters but its hard work :x
Dawn :silly:
smackbottom
NP's hun. Get your uni stuff done........ in fact what are you doing in here. evil :smackbottom:
*wanders off to LMU to check out the Leicester MM*
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smackbottom
NP's hun. Get your uni stuff done........ in fact what are you doing in here. evil :smackbottom:
*wanders off to LMU to check out the Leicester MM*

I'm only here to make sure Goldfish is settling in, was her fault :giggle:
Dawn lol
*knows Goldfish can't answer back :lol:
Hi Goldfish! So pleased you could join us! biggrin
Hope you can come along with Warwick to the Leicester social evening & mini-munch I'm organizing in April. The munches are magical occasions where people floating around in nebulous cyberspace materialize into real people with whom you can chat, drink, hug & laugh. They're marvelous fun! It'll be great to see you both there!
Do yer hear that Easy?.........Warwick is coming! Wooooooooo! Get yer arse down here, my son!
LC wink
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Hi Goldfish, welcome to the place. Any friends of one of the Warwicks is.................. someone else I haven't met confused dunno .....
Word of warning....... :uhoh: easy's very possesive about his avatars. wink
:taz:
As a welcome gift I'll change mine when I get home. Two goldfish av's would be just too confusing (espescially for me. I'd be sat there thinking "I don't remember writting that. :? lol ).

Just change it to that gif you have in your signature!
Hiya Goldfish ... welcome to the site ... don't mind easy he's just a possessive old fish!!!!!
wave hope you have loadsa fun here :mrgreen:
Calista x
Hiya Goldfish wave
Warm welcome from me too biggrin
Just wondering ............ can you class shagging Warwick as a MMMF 4some? :shock: dunno
Welcome to the nuthouse Goldfish! lol