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just farted on me again.
What is it with cats ffs???????????????
My pussy is far too aloof to do such things confused
He just sits and..........well just sits :shock:
Quote by BlackCat Babe
My pussy is far too aloof to do such things confused
He just sits and..........well just sits :shock:

Look here . . . . . . http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic.php?p=204826#204826
Sorry.
Pissed and lost.
I know you asked about it, but can't remember where you were.
Hope it helps
Quote by dambuster
just farted on me again.
What is it with cats ffs???????????????

Don't get me wrong, He welcomes me home for the weekend.
And I wouldn't see him come to any harm (love him)
But why does he have to smell so feckin bad???????????????
Quote by dambuster
just farted on me again.
What is it with cats ffs???????????????

Don't get me wrong, He welcomes me home for the weekend.
And I wouldn't see him come to any harm (love him)
But why does he have to smell so feckin bad???????????????
Hey! DB
Maybe he's making a protest or something. Perhaps he doesn't like the beer or maybe curry doesn't agree with him!!

:twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Eagerslut9
just farted on me again.
What is it with cats ffs???????????????

Don't get me wrong, He welcomes me home for the weekend.
And I wouldn't see him come to any harm (love him)
But why does he have to smell so feckin bad???????????????
Hey! DB
Maybe he's making a protest or something. Perhaps he doesn't like the beer or maybe curry doesn't agree with him!!

:twisted: :twisted:
He's just a dirty little bastard ! ! ! ! !
Can't be the curry. I haven't had solids for a fortnight ffs
Not true. I had a very pleasant afternoon in the NE recently and had a bit of steak while we talked.
(Just for you - my fave no1 nfb)
*sigh* we dream of our cart gracing us with a close quarters fart. He has sat on the sofa with us ONCE. He has never sat on our laps. Very occasionally he sleeps on the bed. Only if it's REALLY cold tho.
I've always had cats, but Peter is the only one I've had like this. He doesn't like the sun, he likes water. Been known to get in the shower with me. Chases stuff and fetches it back to you (unless you want him to, obviously)
*sigh* for a cat that farts.
Quote by Vix
*sigh* for a cat that farts.

Have him, 'ere - take the little fecker
He even tried to stop me tarting earlier. Would let me type. Did the snout under the hand/arm thing like a feckin dog.
'ere - have him.
He is kinda cute tho'
I think you've all seen him before

My middle man
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He is kinda cute tho'
I think you've all seen him before

My middle man

He's gorgeous!
Mine has ginger stripes, 'mummy's little tiger' redface surprisedops:
Who's waiting for a cheeky comment about pussys smelling? lol