Dirty thoughts for the day

26 Apr 2005

Hellooooo all and a top of the afternoon to you
I was just having a dirty moment (as you do :O) and thought Id ask what was your dirty thought for the day is or was??
Well mines was a beautiful woman straddled across my face with my tongue deep inside
What about you lot??
Come on tell all
wink

26 Apr 2005

Getting all 3 of my boys muddy school uniforms cleaned for tomorrow :cry:

26 Apr 2005

I seem to get a dirty thought whenever I post a reply to any lovely lady in the Cafe.
I'm sure they're all trying to lead us men astray!!! redface

26 Apr 2005

Just washed the final Dirty Football Kit for the season
no more games untill mid of september
great

26 Apr 2005

:laughabove:

:rotflmao:
Yes sort of what I was thinking, rain and mud and the washing pile! My dirty thoughts for today! lol

26 Apr 2005

bouncyx are they realy dirty lol...... kids love em but cant eat a whole one lol biggrin

26 Apr 2005

just came in from my daily run...Stupid gang of boys made me run thru a mud puddle, wouldn't get out of my way...My dirty thought was pushing them face first into it.

26 Apr 2005

hehehehe...think Im thinking the wrong thoughts lol

26 Apr 2005

And mine would give you indigestion tigertoe lol

26 Apr 2005

ockysweeties you should of got them all told.....then shoved one of there faces in the mud.....could you just see there faces now lol

26 Apr 2005

Quote by bouncyx
And mine would give you indigestion tigertoe lol

dont they always...mine dose lol

26 Apr 2005

Another dirty thought, i'm off to work now sad

26 Apr 2005

Quote by littlemee
I seem to get a dirty thought whenever I post a reply to any lovely lady in the Cafe.
I'm sure they're all trying to lead us men astray!!!

short skirts, hold up stockings, 4in court shoes lol

26 Apr 2005

Quote by miniskirt
I seem to get a dirty thought whenever I post a reply to any lovely lady in the Cafe.
I'm sure they're all trying to lead us men astray!!!

short skirts, hold up stockings, 4in court shoes lol

I agree

26 Apr 2005

My daily dirty thought is to lure some poor unsuspecting male into a very innocent interaction in somewhere semi public... spend two hours peeeling the label of my drink bottle while we discuss everything but sex itself... intermittently squeezing his knees and crossing my legs so that my skirt rides up that he can almost see the top of my stockings...
Once he feels that he is actually in control, he will walk me home although not without taking a detour which involves me pressed up against a wall with my legs around his waist and him showing me what he really had been wanting to do for the past two hours....
then after he is spent.. I take him home and ride him senseless....
of course, this is just my dirty thought, the reality is when in this situation, I just talk my gob off so much that the poor bloke would be lucky to get a word in edgeways... let alone anything else....
right, off to eat my smoked salmon and blinis...

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia
My daily dirty thought is to lure some poor unsuspecting male into a very innocent interaction in somewhere semi public... spend two hours peeeling the label of my drink bottle while we discuss everything but sex itself... intermittently squeezing his knees and crossing my legs so that my skirt rides up that he can almost see the top of my stockings...
Once he feels that he is actually in control, he will walk me home although not without taking a detour which involves me pressed up against a wall with my legs around his waist and him showing me what he really had been wanting to do for the past two hours....
then after he is spent.. I take him home and ride him senseless....

Quote by littlemee
I seem to get a dirty thought whenever I post a reply to any lovely lady in the Cafe.
I'm sure they're all trying to lead us men astray!!!

What did I say? Was I right or was I right?!!!
Thankfully, I was right!!!

26 Apr 2005

Hmmm can't remember what my dirty thoughts are, they change every 6 seconds! biggrin

Taking a girl out for a meal - wine 'n' dine in a posh restaurant then having a "oo i just dropped my knife, could you pick it up dear" moment... Just gotta make sure the table doesn't wobble too much! ;)
Umm onto my next thought....

26 Apr 2005

Quote by bouncyx
Getting all 3 of my boys muddy school uniforms cleaned for tomorrow :cry:

I was on the same track as you Bouncy, dirty clothes and all, the I spied your Avatar, and the Bold went out of the window, the dirty clothes followed. I'm now having completely different dirty thoughts.
John
redface

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia
My daily dirty thought is to lure some poor unsuspecting male into a very innocent interaction in somewhere semi public... spend two hours peeeling the label of my drink bottle while we discuss everything but sex itself... intermittently squeezing his knees and crossing my legs so that my skirt rides up that he can almost see the top of my stockings...
Once he feels that he is actually in control, he will walk me home although not without taking a detour which involves me pressed up against a wall with my legs around his waist and him showing me what he really had been wanting to do for the past two hours....
then after he is spent.. I take him home and ride him senseless....
of course, this is just my dirty thought, the reality is when in this situation, I just talk my gob off so much that the poor bloke would be lucky to get a word in edgeways... let alone anything else....
right, off to eat my smoked salmon and blinis...

thats sounds great...lead the way....... hump

hehehehe

26 Apr 2005

I cant think of any dirty thought that my avatar might inspire :angel:

26 Apr 2005

Quote by tigertoe
thats sounds great...lead the way....... hehehehe

What? You want me to talk my gob off at you? Or was it the salmon and blinis you were after?

26 Apr 2005

Quote by bouncyx
I cant think of any dirty thought that my avatar might inspire :angel:

It worked for me.
John
smile

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia

thats sounds great...lead the way....... hehehehe

What? You want me to talk my gob off at you? Or was it the salmon and blinis you were after?
Perchance he meant neither your verbal or culinary skills. Just a wild guess on my behalf though!!!

26 Apr 2005

Quote by littlemee

thats sounds great...lead the way....... hehehehe

What? You want me to talk my gob off at you? Or was it the salmon and blinis you were after?
Perchance he meant neither your verbal or culinary skills. Just a wild guess on my behalf though!!!
culinary?? oh hang on, i was thinking of something else ;)

26 Apr 2005

linguistic capabilities?

26 Apr 2005

Quote by bouncyx
linguistic capabilities?

Bouncyx, after looking at your avatar, no amount of grammar textbook would save me... rrrrrrrr biggrin

27 Apr 2005

Quote by Maia

thats sounds great...lead the way....... hehehehe

What? You want me to talk my gob off at you? Or was it the salmon and blinis you were after?
Now that would be telling cool