Dirty Young lady...

11 Nov 2004

Is what i am, how i'm feeling and what i want to be feeling!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Anyone? wink

11 Nov 2004

Wish I had a dirty young lady too sad

:twisted:
SA
XXX

11 Nov 2004

Well i'm hoping to get some in here... so hang around!
cool

11 Nov 2004

I'm dirty and young.. but certainly not a lady!!! :twisted:

11 Nov 2004

Then you definitely qualify!
The things i have in mind aren't particuarly lady like.... :rascal:

11 Nov 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
I'm dirty and young.. but certainly not a lady!!! :twisted:

Not young. Not a lady.
I'm due for a shower, tho.

11 Nov 2004

Vix - i can help you get clean* if you like..... :twisted:
*very, very dirty

11 Nov 2004

forget the young bit and the rest just give me the DIRTY bit!!!! that will do

11 Nov 2004

I'd like to find me a dirty young lady.
Ah, pure heaven, that would be.
biggrin

11 Nov 2004

Quote by zootle
I'd like to find me a dirty young lady.
Ah, pure heaven, that would be.

aint i the lucky one ................................i got one :D

11 Nov 2004

Ooooooooooooooooooh, I need a dirty woman, Ooooooooooooooh, I need a dirty girl

11 Nov 2004

For some reason i can't read that without getting the tune to 'Devil woman' by Cliff Richard in my head... a much less pleasing song confused

11 Nov 2004

Quote by Elissamay
For some reason i can't read that without getting the tune to 'Devil woman' by Cliff Richard in my head... a much less pleasing song

Ewwwwwwww!
Wash your mouth out, mate! Very nasty. For your pennance I suggest you have a Floyd fest. (Like there needs to be a reason)

11 Nov 2004

I do hear that orgasms are good for headaches so if anyone fancies giving me one, I have one stonking headache at the moment!!!!

11 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
I do hear that orgasms are good for headaches so if anyone fancies giving me one, I have one stonking headache at the moment!!!!

I'd offer, but Cleveland is some 200 miles from me, it would take me ages to get there, and I've got a mate popping round at 8.
smile

11 Nov 2004

Awww go on zootle you could get here and back in half an hour wink

11 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
Awww go on zootle you could get here and back in half an hour

I know my car is fast (and I'm about to get slapped for doing on the M74!), but 200 miles in 30 mins? Well, 200 miles, get you off, 200 miles back, actually!
Unless you have a cunningly fast method of transport that I'm not aware of?
In which case, I'm there!
smile

11 Nov 2004

I'm about to get slapped for doing on the M74!
Its a good place to getted nicked for speeding, the M74. I did 130 down there a couple of weeks ago (I was in a bit of a hurry wink

) but fortunately didn't see any motorway police. I was on my bike and I was having one of those biking thrill moments :twisted:
Very naughty biggrin

SA
XXX

11 Nov 2004

The jolly nice officer who pulled me over said, if you want to go fast on the motorway, just remember to check your rear view mirror often! They must have been behind me for a good couple of miles. Normally I am pretty observant, but it was the morning, I'd not had any coffee, I was shattered, and I was trying to get back home in time to get to work for the afternoon.

12 Nov 2004

If I gave you the wool would you knit me one too :bounce:

12 Nov 2004

*cough*
I seem to have had my dirty gurl thread hijacked by Bikers... ladies, a little help please......
cool

12 Nov 2004

Here's some dirty girls for ya!!!! lol

:lol:

12 Nov 2004

Thats better! We almost outnumber them now.....
Wonder if anyone on here has done mud wrestling?

12 Nov 2004

fancy trying it? I've heard its very good for your skin!!!! :twisted:

12 Nov 2004

Quote by Elissamay
*cough*
I seem to have had my dirty gurl thread hijacked by Bikers... ladies, a little help please......

Yeah, but I am a durty biker :twisted:
(sorry hun, I got carried away wink

)
SA
XXX

12 Nov 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
fancy trying it? I've heard its very good for your skin!!!! :twisted:

Yes! Now all we need is a paddling pool and some mud... and some more volunteers!
:twisted: :twisted:

12 Nov 2004

Ooh - best not get me started on Glastonbury!! I fecking love it there... i've been every year possible since 1999!
(Happily the really muddy year was 98....)
I love the town too, been there lots.
xx

12 Nov 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
fancy trying it? I've heard its very good for your skin!!!! :twisted:

Can I help you wash yourselves down afterwards?

12 Nov 2004

Quote by Scandal
Nothink quite like it - followed by a good hour in the nudist sauna in the Healing Fields.
:lol:

Quote by Elissamay
Ooh - best not get me started on Glastonbury!! I fecking love it there... i've been every year possible since 1999!
(Happily the really muddy year was 98....)
I love the town too, been there lots.
xx

Nudist Sauna???
Why have we never found that????
Dxx

12 Nov 2004

Next year........ :twisted: