Disclaimer!!!

24 Feb 2005

Everything I post from this point onwards is done under the Affluence of Inchohol. I cannot accept any responsibility for the actions of these fingures!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

:drinkies: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

24 Feb 2005

Oooooooooh if your fingers are going to wander, can they wander in my direction please Sarge? :twisted:

24 Feb 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Everything I post from this point onwards is done under the Affluence of Inchohol. I cannot accept any responsibility for the actions of these fingures!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :drinkies: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Whooaaaa.....Look Bloke2005!....Another lamb to the slaughter...oops did I say that loud :shock: ....another one for the party babes. What you fink? lol

24 Feb 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I cannot accept any responsibility for the actions of these fingures!!!

It's a dirty job - but someone has to do it. I'll take responsibility for the finger action - as long as I can keep them confined to a tight area.

24 Feb 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Everything I post from this point onwards is done under the Affluence of Inchohol. I cannot accept any responsibility for the actions of these fingures!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :drinkies: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Not that I'm one to take advantage of someone under the inflence, but if you'd like to lead the Mods by example Sarge and put your arse in my thread (just read that EXACTLY like it says) you're very welcome wink

24 Feb 2005

Helen, that is the best offer I have had all night. Consider these fingures heading South on the M6 !!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

24 Feb 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Everything I post from this point onwards is done under the Affluence of Inchohol. I cannot accept any responsibility for the actions of these fingures!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :drinkies: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Whooaaaa.....Look Bloke2005!....Another lamb to the slaughter...oops did I say that loud :shock: ....another one for the party babes. What you fink? lol

LL - I was obviouslty typing that as you were thinking it wink

PoloLady and Sunbunny - if you could use your persuassive powers please...

24 Feb 2005

Buggar - too slow again!

24 Feb 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Helen, that is the best offer I have had all night. Consider these fingures heading South on the M6 !!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Wooooooo Hoooooooo I've pulled!!!!! I'll get me coat...... :shock: :shock: :twisted:

24 Feb 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Helen, that is the best offer I have had all night. Consider these fingures heading South on the M6 !!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

:cry: I'm so rejected
/Edit Retractionofabovestatement] redface

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Not rejected at all lol

I got a pm to come play on the board....:wickedevellaugh:

24 Feb 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Helen, that is the best offer I have had all night. Consider these fingures heading South on the M6 !!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

:cry: I'm so rejected
Awwww hun......come here and join us!!! :twisted:

24 Feb 2005

Quote by PoloLady
as long as I can keep them confined to a tight area.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Do you have a tight area in mind?? confused

:? :? :? :? :?

24 Feb 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
Awwww hun......come here and join us!!! :twisted:

Could the night get any better?

24 Feb 2005

FFS!!!!!!! Why is it that when I am as sober as a Venus, there is a diddly squat response to my posts, yet when I'm suffering, the world and his wife jumps in so that I have no chance to keep up!!????? :shock: :shock: :shock: confused

:? :?

24 Feb 2005

Right - that's it! I am off to bed to sulk.
Did I say sulk? Sorry I meant fuck myself senseless and imaging I had got to the Sargeâ€™s fingers first.

24 Feb 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
FFS!!!!!!! Why is it that when I am as sober as a Venus, there is a diddly squat response to my posts, yet when I'm suffering, the world and his wife jumps in so that Ihave no chance to keep up!!????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :?

WTF :shock:
Hello ... am I making tea or what? mad

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24 Feb 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Right - that's it! I am off to bed to sulk.
Did I say sulk? Sorry I meant fuck myself senseless and imaging I had got to the Sargeâ€™s fingers first.

Wait for me.....

24 Feb 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
FFS!!!!!!! Why is it that when I am as sober as a Venus, there is a diddly squat response to my posts, yet when I'm suffering, the world and his wife jumps in so that I have no chance to keep up!!????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :?

Nah Sarge. You've just pickled your brain in the captains quarter again I think. Hand eye co-ordination, that kinda thing wink

Aint it nice :wink:

24 Feb 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
FFS!!!!!!! Why is it that when I am as sober as a Venus, there is a diddly squat response to my posts, yet when I'm suffering, the world and his wife jumps in so that I have no chance to keep up!!????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :?

Nah Sarge. You've just pickled your brain in the captains quarter again I think. Hand eye co-ordination, that kinda thing wink

Aint it nice :wink:
I am ssoooooooo sure that makes sense!! :? :? :? :? :? :? dunno

24 Feb 2005

Quote by Bloke2005
Right - that's it! I am off to bed to sulk.
Did I say sulk? Sorry I meant fuck myself senseless and imaging I had got to the Sargeâ€™s fingers first.

Wait for me.....
Hurry up then - I am starting in 5 minutes.

24 Feb 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
FFS!!!!!!! Why is it that when I am as sober as a Venus, there is a diddly squat response to my posts, yet when I'm suffering, the world and his wife jumps in so that I have no chance to keep up!!????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :?

Nah Sarge. You've just pickled your brain in the captains quarter again I think. Hand eye co-ordination, that kinda thing wink

Aint it nice :wink:
I am ssoooooooo sure that makes sense!! :? :? :? :? :? :? dunno

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

24 Feb 2005

Oooo am I too late?

24 Feb 2005

Not at all hun, at the moment Sarge is kinda easily taken in wink

24 Feb 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Not at all hun, at the moment Sarge is kinda easily taken in

Excellent

Refreshments anyone?

24 Feb 2005

CCCCCCaaaannnnnnnnn'''''ttttt ttttyyyppppeeeee........
NNNNNNNeeeeewwww bbbbbaaaaaattttttttttttteeeeerrrrrriiiiieeeeeessssss
lol

24 Feb 2005

Quote by PoloLady
CCCCCCaaaannnnnnnnn'''''ttttt ttttyyyppppeeeee........
NNNNNNNeeeeewwww bbbbbaaaaaattttttttttttteeeeerrrrrriiiiieeeeeessssss

Good God Girl :shock:
Well done for getting that much down wink

* or is it up?

24 Feb 2005

Quote by lily666
Excellent Refreshments anyone?

Not for me thanks!! :shock: :shock: :shock: rolleyes

24 Feb 2005

You know what's really great just before bedtime on a cold winter's night Sarge?
A hot cup of hot choccie with a shot of whisky or so :lickface:
And me. :P

24 Feb 2005

Sarge hows the head? lol

Dawn :silly:

24 Feb 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Sarge hows the head?
Dawn :silly:

More to the point.... how's the fingers? :lol: