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Everything I post from this point onwards is done under the Affluence of Inchohol. I cannot accept any responsibility for the actions of these fingures!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: drinkies :drinkies: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Oooooooooh if your fingers are going to wander, can they wander in my direction please Sarge? :twisted:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Everything I post from this point onwards is done under the Affluence of Inchohol. I cannot accept any responsibility for the actions of these fingures!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: drinkies :drinkies: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Whooaaaa.....Look Bloke2005!....Another lamb to the slaughter...oops did I say that loud :shock: ....another one for the party babes. What you fink? lol
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I cannot accept any responsibility for the actions of these fingures!!!

It's a dirty job - but someone has to do it. I'll take responsibility for the finger action - as long as I can keep them confined to a tight area.
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Everything I post from this point onwards is done under the Affluence of Inchohol. I cannot accept any responsibility for the actions of these fingures!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: drinkies :drinkies: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Not that I'm one to take advantage of someone under the inflence, but if you'd like to lead the Mods by example Sarge and put your arse in my thread (just read that EXACTLY like it says) you're very welcome wink
Helen, that is the best offer I have had all night. Consider these fingures heading South on the M6 !!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Libra-Love
Everything I post from this point onwards is done under the Affluence of Inchohol. I cannot accept any responsibility for the actions of these fingures!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: drinkies :drinkies: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Whooaaaa.....Look Bloke2005!....Another lamb to the slaughter...oops did I say that loud :shock: ....another one for the party babes. What you fink? lol
LL - I was obviouslty typing that as you were thinking it wink PoloLady and Sunbunny - if you could use your persuassive powers please...
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Helen, that is the best offer I have had all night. Consider these fingures heading South on the M6 !!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Wooooooo Hoooooooo I've pulled!!!!! I'll get me coat...... :shock: :shock: :twisted:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Helen, that is the best offer I have had all night. Consider these fingures heading South on the M6 !!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

:cry: I'm so rejected
/Edit Retractionofabovestatement] redface!
Not rejected at all lol
I got a pm to come play on the board....:wickedevellaugh:
Quote by Libra-Love
Helen, that is the best offer I have had all night. Consider these fingures heading South on the M6 !!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

:cry: I'm so rejected
Awwww hun......come here and join us!!! :twisted:
Quote by PoloLady
as long as I can keep them confined to a tight area.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Do you have a tight area in mind?? confused :? :? :? :? :?
Quote by DreamerHelen
Awwww hun......come here and join us!!! :twisted:

Could the night get any better?
FFS!!!!!!! Why is it that when I am as sober as a Venus, there is a diddly squat response to my posts, yet when I'm suffering, the world and his wife jumps in so that I have no chance to keep up!!????? :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :? :?
Right - that's it! I am off to bed to sulk.
Did I say sulk? Sorry I meant fuck myself senseless and imaging I had got to the Sarge’s fingers first.
Quote by Sgt Bilko
FFS!!!!!!! Why is it that when I am as sober as a Venus, there is a diddly squat response to my posts, yet when I'm suffering, the world and his wife jumps in so that Ihave no chance to keep up!!????? :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :? :?

WTF :shock:
Hello ... am I making tea or what? mad
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wink
Quote by PoloLady
Right - that's it! I am off to bed to sulk.
Did I say sulk? Sorry I meant fuck myself senseless and imaging I had got to the Sarge’s fingers first.

Wait for me.....
Quote by Sgt Bilko
FFS!!!!!!! Why is it that when I am as sober as a Venus, there is a diddly squat response to my posts, yet when I'm suffering, the world and his wife jumps in so that I have no chance to keep up!!????? :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :? :?

Nah Sarge. You've just pickled your brain in the captains quarter again I think. Hand eye co-ordination, that kinda thing wink
Aint it nice :wink:
Quote by Libra-Love
FFS!!!!!!! Why is it that when I am as sober as a Venus, there is a diddly squat response to my posts, yet when I'm suffering, the world and his wife jumps in so that I have no chance to keep up!!????? :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :? :?

Nah Sarge. You've just pickled your brain in the captains quarter again I think. Hand eye co-ordination, that kinda thing wink
Aint it nice :wink:
I am ssoooooooo sure that makes sense!! :? :? :? :? :? :? dunno
Quote by Bloke2005
Right - that's it! I am off to bed to sulk.
Did I say sulk? Sorry I meant fuck myself senseless and imaging I had got to the Sarge’s fingers first.

Wait for me.....
Hurry up then - I am starting in 5 minutes.
Quote by Sgt Bilko
FFS!!!!!!! Why is it that when I am as sober as a Venus, there is a diddly squat response to my posts, yet when I'm suffering, the world and his wife jumps in so that I have no chance to keep up!!????? :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :? :?

Nah Sarge. You've just pickled your brain in the captains quarter again I think. Hand eye co-ordination, that kinda thing wink
Aint it nice :wink:
I am ssoooooooo sure that makes sense!! :? :? :? :? :? :? dunno
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Warming the Bed
Oooo am I too late?
Not at all hun, at the moment Sarge is kinda easily taken in wink
Warming the Bed
Quote by Libra-Love
Not at all hun, at the moment Sarge is kinda easily taken in wink

Excellent biggrin Refreshments anyone?
CCCCCCaaaannnnnnnnn'''''ttttt ttttyyyppppeeeee........
NNNNNNNeeeeewwww bbbbbaaaaaattttttttttttteeeeerrrrrriiiiieeeeeessssss
lol
Quote by PoloLady
CCCCCCaaaannnnnnnnn'''''ttttt ttttyyyppppeeeee........
NNNNNNNeeeeewwww bbbbbaaaaaattttttttttttteeeeerrrrrriiiiieeeeeessssss
lol

Good God Girl :shock:
Well done for getting that much down wink rolleyes
* or is it up?
Quote by lily666
Excellent biggrin Refreshments anyone?

Not for me thanks!! :shock: :shock: :shock: rolleyes wink
You know what's really great just before bedtime on a cold winter's night Sarge?
A hot cup of hot choccie with a shot of whisky or so :lickface:
And me. :P
Sex God
Sarge hows the head? lol
Dawn :silly:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Sarge hows the head? lol
Dawn :silly:

More to the point.... how's the fingers? :lol: