Dismantle Tweeky

11 Nov 2009

Seems to be flavor of the month at the moment but go on take a look at our profile and see where you think we go wrong in the couples and single fems department. We get enough single male pm's so no concerns there.
Cant seem to organize a meet with Couples or single fems around our age to save our lives, in fact I think we had just one message from a couple since we came back to the site 3 weeks ago. That was a simple one liner.
All feedback welcomed no offense taken so say what you think. If were out of your area would you message us based on our profile?
Now I know the accounts been active since 2005, were just useless rolleyes

Its not like we have never had any offers at all but they have been very few and far between. Cheers in advance for all replies.

11 Nov 2009

Cant offer any advice on your profile guys but I can say Mrs Tweeky looks rather nice :rascal:
Ok Ok.....I'll get back in my corner :-(

11 Nov 2009

Quote by Steve
Cant offer any advice on your profile guys but I can say Mrs Tweeky looks rather nice :rascal:
Ok Ok.....I'll get back in my corner :-(

Mrs Tweeky is pretty hot and if I remember rightly, you were stood right behind them at a munch once :lol2: :lol2:
In Edit: I'm no expert - but perhaps add more to your profile text?

11 Nov 2009

From our point of view, we like to see a bit more text on a profile about yourselves. Likes, dislikes, preferences...that kind of thing. Some up to date photos may help. Mrs Tweeky does look cute, but the first pic in your gallery appears to be an old photo, judging by the old SH marking and the pic of Mr Tweeky is quite grainy.
We like to think of the profile as a CV and then any adverts or replies to adverts as the cover letter you'd send with it.
Hope this helps.

11 Nov 2009

Quote by anais
Cant offer any advice on your profile guys but I can say Mrs Tweeky looks rather nice :rascal:
Ok Ok.....I'll get back in my corner :-(

Mrs Tweeky is pretty hot and if I remember rightly, you were stood right behind them at a munch once :lol2: :lol2:
In Edit: I'm no expert - but perhaps add more to your profile text?
That was Bristol ;-)....

11 Nov 2009

Ermmmm, perhaps the rather 'couch potato' photo of Mr Tweeky does not exactly push all the buttons...?
We know, as Mr Belle is not Arnold Schwarzenegger, and when we do post a pic we are careful to choose it! He's a bit skinny and is not particularly photogenic (apart from when he was in the Bunny Girl outfit, when he looked damned saucy) and so we will tend more to providing a photo to those who are interested. But the first bite is with the eye, they say, so put all the best candy in the shop front.
Get them in the front door and then show them the full range of your wares....
Belles

11 Nov 2009

Ooooh, you are awful
Ok, perhaps what Brucie is trying to say is 'a more athletic pose'

11 Nov 2009

Quote by Steve
Cant offer any advice on your profile guys but I can say Mrs Tweeky looks rather nice :rascal:
Ok Ok.....I'll get back in my corner :-(

Mrs Tweeky is pretty hot and if I remember rightly, you were stood right behind them at a munch once :lol2: :lol2:
In Edit: I'm no expert - but perhaps add more to your profile text?
That was Bristol ;-)....
Nope - it was Wigan wink

11 Nov 2009

Quote by anais

That was Bristol ;-)....

Nope - it was Wigan wink

She's still bloody fit :lol2:

11 Nov 2009

Quote by anais
Cant offer any advice on your profile guys but I can say Mrs Tweeky looks rather nice :rascal:
Ok Ok.....I'll get back in my corner :-(

Mrs Tweeky is pretty hot and if I remember rightly, you were stood right behind them at a munch once :lol2: :lol2:
In Edit: I'm no expert - but perhaps add more to your profile text?
That was Bristol ;-)....
Nope - it was Wigan wink

Mrs Tweeky was a beautiful angel.

11 Nov 2009

Don't think the fish tiles are to my taste but i think i could manage to ignore them if i was helping Mrs Tweeky get soaped up :lickface:

11 Nov 2009

more foofoo.............. :mrgreen:

12 Nov 2009

Thanks all for all the comments. I will update the photos soon which is not a bad thing at all because in reality we probably both look better now than we did then. A more athletic pose of yours truly may be a tad high to aim for but I'll give it my best shot. Hurdles or high jump?

Quote by Cherrytree
Mrs Tweeky was a beautiful angel.

Thank you for remembering biggrin

I will pass your comment on and it will be appreciated

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Don't think the fish tiles are to my taste but i think i could manage to ignore them if i was helping Mrs Tweeky get soaped up :lickface:

Good news for you ..... we just had the bathroom redone with no fish stickers present :D we do now have one of those straight down on you showers in a huuuuge bath, will have to get some new pics
Steve, thanks for the comments which Mrs Tweeky has already seen :thumbup:

12 Nov 2009

I know you're not looking for a male but I could offer my services to get the ball rolling :twisted: wave

12 Nov 2009

Quote by The_third_man
I know you're not looking for a male but I could offer my services to get the ball rolling :twisted:

Join the queue (behind me) flipa

12 Nov 2009

Have just uploaded some new Mrs Tweeky Pics in the new shower :rascal: They need to be approved but they will be up soon I hope.
I'll get working on mine soon, not that anyones that excited rolleyes

12 Nov 2009

MODS!!!!!!!!
Get the photo's approved quick :lol2:

12 Nov 2009

Quote by Steve
MODS!!!!!!!!
Get the photo's approved quick :lol2:

Not bad at all, pictures are live cool

12 Nov 2009

Quote by tweeky
MODS!!!!!!!!
Get the photo's approved quick :lol2:

Not bad at all, pictures are live cool

I'd say better than not bad :rascal:

6 Dec 2009

Quote by belle_djour
Ermmmm, perhaps the rather 'couch potato' photo of Mr Tweeky does not exactly push all the buttons...?
Belles

Fixed! and thats it done and dusted. Ohh only took what a month odd. Always known for being quick me biggrin

6 Dec 2009

Quote by Kaznkev
Ermmmm, perhaps the rather 'couch potato' photo of Mr Tweeky does not exactly push all the buttons...?
Belles

Fixed! and thats it done and dusted. Ohh only took what a month odd. Always known for being quick me biggrin

ohh no patience ,wanna look now but cant bah humbug:mad:
You lost me? Guess the pics not approved yet

6 Dec 2009

Quote by Kaznkev
simply meant must wait till kids go to bed

AHHHH :lol: well its nout graphic anyway biggrin