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Quote by Angel Chat
Well, it seems the place is full of fakers. I'd just like to add, for the record, that I really AM an angel

And I have been known to Bust the occasional dam wink
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<<<<<<Well the piccies real,but im no secretary!!!!!
Clare,xxx
wink
frogster
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OK the secret is out............ I'm not really a Frog........... more of a Horny Toad !
Vix
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I got this so wrong.
My name is Victoria and this is my picture.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Should I have called myself something erronious and had a pic of something I aspired to be?
Okaaaay...
*clears throat*
Hi there, I'm George and I sometimes play guitar. Here is my pic
frogster
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Quote by Vix
My name is Victoria and this is my picture.

I'm so glad that was sorted, what would I fantasise about in my waking momments if i suddenly found out you were a George !
Vix
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Quote by frogster
I'm so glad that was sorted, what would I fantasise about in my waking momments

I so misread that!!!
if i suddenly found out you were a George !

Enough to make yer guitar gently weep, innit?
Lovecommando
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Quote by westerross
Yup and I'm an erection (say it quickly).

So you ARE "tumescent". I often thought that about your name. Though I believe you are also a songwriter. Hence "westerross".
Well I have a "new direction". So there! wink
LC
VenusnMars
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Heres one that shouldn`t be said too quickly;
I told my daughter that I hated PDF files.
`So do I mum, they should have their nuts chopped off and be locked up for life!` blink
Venusxxx
westerross
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Quote by Angel Chat
Well, it seems the place is full of fakers. I'd just like to add, for the record, that I really AM an angel

Ahem. And a little bit of the devil in you as well??
Angel_Chat
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Quote by westerross
Ahem. And a little bit of the devil in you as well??

Me? A little of the devil in me? :shock: I think you must be confusing me with someone else Mr Essence.... the very idea! lol
westerross
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Quote by davej
Oi I bloody did get tidied up for it...jeez I even went to the barbers for a hair cut so it wasn't in a mess for the picture!!

And what did the barber say? Short backsides Sir? Or p'raps a number two?
davej
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Quote by westerross
Oi I bloody did get tidied up for it...jeez I even went to the barbers for a hair cut so it wasn't in a mess for the picture!!

And what did the barber say? Short backsides Sir? Or p'raps a number two?
It was a short back and sides which gave him no problems....the parting on the other hand was a bit tricky!
westerross
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Quote by davej
It was a short back and sides which gave him no problems....the parting on the other hand was a bit tricky!

Is that parting or pharting?
tallnhairy
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Well warwick, I am tall, and i'm hairy, so there are some certainties in life.
(I will always be tall, but by 40's wont be hairy :upset: )
warwick
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Fantastic news lol
I am soo glad dragons exist and there arent so many fakers.
thanks for clearing that up :lol: