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Sex God
I am very saddened..
Not only have i recently found out that rogerthedragon is in fact not a 250 000 year old dragon but also that kinky lizard is not in fact a talking reptile :cry:
all my plans for a new life with a travelling circus seem to be going up in smoke
next somebodys going to tell me that Easy doesnt really breed goldfish and that Davej and mrs davej didnt spend nearly a week under the ironing board :cry:
Im even beginning to question the existence of the other warwicks :idea:
Sex God
one of the other warwicks does exsist but I can't tell you how I know :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Dawn :silly:
I`ll tell you something else too.
Swinging Heaven is not a group for Religious Dancing Jazz players sad
Venusxxx
Sex God
Quote by warwick
mrs davej didnt spend nearly a week under the ironing board :cry:
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A week on top of the ironing board wouldn't go a miss........damn old age and wrinkles!!
And Machoman does not look like the Rock or Sylvester Stalonne and hates gyms.
Aahh please don't cry. Here have a tissue.
Ahem!
And just WHICH Warwick are we speaking to here?
Quote by VenusnMars
I`ll tell you something else too.
Swinging Heaven is not a group for Religious Dancing Jazz players sad
Venusxxx

*gasps in horror!*
Its not?!
oh shite . . . nooooooooo surely not?
s'pose i better admit i ain't the bleeding sex god you all imagined i was then eh? bugger!
FFS!
n x x x x;-)
Please don't tell me that Sarge isnt really a Sarge and doesn't walk around in uniform????????????? :cry: :cry: :shock:
Clare,xxx
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Quote by clarensteve
Please don't tell me that Sarge isnt really a Sarge and doesn't walk around in uniform????????????? :cry: :cry: :shock:
Clare,xxx
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I am going to be so gutted if I turn up at the NW Munch only to find out that he doesn`t actually look like Phil Silvers surprised
Venusxxx
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Yep and I've never been in the SAS!
LC wink

surprised :cry:
Well I`d like to say that I`m not a celestial body which revolves around a large central object............
But I`d be lying lol
Venusxxx
Sex God
Quote by clarensteve
Please don't tell me that Sarge isnt really a Sarge and doesn't walk around in uniform????????????? :cry: :cry: :shock:
Clare,xxx
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No, he is and he does!!! Honest - his uniform is especially becoming lol
Quote by Jags
Please don't tell me that Sarge isnt really a Sarge and doesn't walk around in uniform????????????? :cry: :cry: :shock:
Clare,xxx
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No, he is and he does!!! Honest - his uniform is especially becoming lol
Thank god for that,my fantasies havent all been to waste then :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
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Quote by warwick
I am very saddened..
Not only have i recently found out that rogerthedragon is in fact not a 250 000 year old dragon...............

(Hears name mentioned, wakes from deep sleep on a pile of gleaming treasure.)
Who says I'm not a dragon? I hope them Warwicks have got good fire insurance!
(Breathes fire and flies off looking for a row of identical houses each with a sign "Warwick lives here")
It's like that bloody hobbit fiasco all over again!
Quote by rogerthedragon
I am very saddened..
Not only have i recently found out that rogerthedragon is in fact not a 250 000 year old dragon...............

(Hears name mentioned, wakes from deep sleep on a pile of gleaming tresure.)
Who says I'm not a dragon? I hope them Warwicks have got good fire insurance!
(Breathes fire and flies off looking for a row of identical houses each with a sign "Warwick lives here")
It's like that bloody hobbit fiasco all over again![/quote
phew i'm so glad! not all of my illusions have been so casually shattered!
burn baby burn!
n x x x
You humans it is I Dragon dé Ecstacy that is 250,000 years old & not my fellow dragon named Roger.
Humans you think that all Dragons look the same.
mad :x :x
Oh how I wish I'd chosen a more interesting name.
Rich
(No not Rich, I didn't choose that one)
Orgasminator
FAKERS....
Well I am gutted...
And here is me strutting my stuff, basque, fishnets and sussies...and I now find out most people are not who they say they are?
And I wondered why no one came to me in the store, and went to the others? i thought it was dodgy lippy?
Sex God
So this isn't a site for plastic and metal things that give you funny effects due to centrifugal force and gravity either?
Sexlightened
Jags does have a Jag though, right...??? :confused:
Didn't think davej had an ironing board judging by his avatar. FFS - you'd think some people would smarten themselves up before having their photo taken.
Me? Photographer turned up early and I hadn't finished in the shower.
Sex God
And blue is really a multi coloured very clever dog????
Yup and I'm an erection (say it quickly).
Sex God
Quote by Bari
Jags does have a Jag though, right...??? :confused:

No.. no jag for Jags - it's just the nickname of my favourite (OK second favourite) football team redface surprisedops:
Orgasminator
It must be the Jacksonville Jaguars...? As yie dinnae have any footie teams oer the border...JIMMY...! lol
Orgasminator
Either jags is feeling too weak to retaliate...or she has scooted off...cant believe I have NOT been threatened yet...!
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Didn't think davej had an ironing board judging by his avatar. FFS - you'd think some people would smarten themselves up before having their photo taken.
Me? Photographer turned up early and I hadn't finished in the shower.

Oi I bloody did get tidied up for it...jeez I even went to the barbers for a hair cut so it wasn't in a mess for the picture!!
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
Please don't tell me that Sarge isnt really a Sarge and doesn't walk around in uniform????????????? :cry: :cry: :shock:
Clare,xxx
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I am going to be so gutted if I turn up at the NW Munch only to find out that he doesn`t actually look like Phil Silvers surprised
Venusxxx
Me too. If he doesn't can we have a whip round at the munch for plastic surgery for the Sarge? :P lol :lol: :lol:
Well, it seems the place is full of fakers. I'd just like to add, for the record, that I really AM an angel