I am very saddened..
Not only have i recently found out that rogerthedragon is in fact not a 250 000 year old dragon but also that kinky lizard is not in fact a talking reptile :cry:
all my plans for a new life with a travelling circus seem to be going up in smoke
next somebodys going to tell me that Easy doesnt really breed goldfish and that Davej and mrs davej didnt spend nearly a week under the ironing board :cry:
Im even beginning to question the existence of the other warwicks :idea:
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Sex God
Quote by warwick
mrs davej didnt spend nearly a week under the ironing board :cry:
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A week on top of the ironing board wouldn't go a miss........damn old age and wrinkles!!
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
I`ll tell you something else too.
Swinging Heaven is not a group for Religious Dancing Jazz players
Venusxxx
*gasps in horror!*
Its not?!
Sex God
oh shite . . . nooooooooo surely not?
s'pose i better admit i ain't the bleeding sex god you all imagined i was then eh? bugger!
FFS!
n x x x x;-)
s'pose i better admit i ain't the bleeding sex god you all imagined i was then eh? bugger!
FFS!
n x x x x;-)
Quote by Jags
Please don't tell me that Sarge isnt really a Sarge and doesn't walk around in uniform????????????? :cry: :cry: :shock:
Clare,xxx
No, he is and he does!!! Honest - his uniform is especially becoming
Thank god for that,my fantasies havent all been to waste then :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
Sex God
Quote by warwick
I am very saddened..
Not only have i recently found out that rogerthedragon is in fact not a 250 000 year old dragon...............
(Hears name mentioned, wakes from deep sleep on a pile of gleaming treasure.)
Who says I'm not a dragon? I hope them Warwicks have got good fire insurance!
(Breathes fire and flies off looking for a row of identical houses each with a sign "Warwick lives here")
It's like that bloody hobbit fiasco all over again!
Sex God
Quote by rogerthedragon
I am very saddened..
Not only have i recently found out that rogerthedragon is in fact not a 250 000 year old dragon...............
(Hears name mentioned, wakes from deep sleep on a pile of gleaming tresure.)
Who says I'm not a dragon? I hope them Warwicks have got good fire insurance!
(Breathes fire and flies off looking for a row of identical houses each with a sign "Warwick lives here")
It's like that bloody hobbit fiasco all over again
:x :x
Sex God
Didn't think davej had an ironing board judging by his avatar. FFS - you'd think some people would smarten themselves up before having their photo taken.
Me? Photographer turned up early and I hadn't finished in the shower.
Me? Photographer turned up early and I hadn't finished in the shower.
Sex God
Yup and I'm an erection (say it quickly).
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Didn't think davej had an ironing board judging by his avatar. FFS - you'd think some people would smarten themselves up before having their photo taken.
Me? Photographer turned up early and I hadn't finished in the shower.
Oi I bloody did get tidied up for it...jeez I even went to the barbers for a hair cut so it wasn't in a mess for the picture!!
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
Please don't tell me that Sarge isnt really a Sarge and doesn't walk around in uniform????????????? :cry: :cry: :shock:
Clare,xxx
I am going to be so gutted if I turn up at the NW Munch only to find out that he doesn`t actually look like Phil Silvers
Venusxxx
Me too. If he doesn't can we have a whip round at the munch for plastic surgery for the Sarge? :P
:lol: :lol: 
Sex God
Well, it seems the place is full of fakers. I'd just like to add, for the record, that I really AM an angel
