Divorce settlement

12 Aug 2004

Quote by RSAB2
Are you talking to me dear. :giggle:
:angel: Mrs RSAB2 xxx

:laughabove: :laughabove:

12 Aug 2004

Sorry for a minute there I almost dropped my bolly!
And spilt champers will not do ....
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

12 Aug 2004

Quote by RSAB2
Sorry for a minute there I almost dropped my bolly!
And spilt champers will not do ....
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

Oh dear,youve managed to spill it all over yourself and MISSCHIEF.I'll have to lick it all off now,oh the chore :twisted: :twisted: wink

12 Aug 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
Sorry for a minute there I almost dropped my bolly!
And spilt champers will not do ....
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

Oh dear,youve managed to spill it all over yourself and MISSCHIEF.I'll have to lick it all off now,oh the chore :twisted: :twisted: wink

gently Steve that tickles.... :evil2:

12 Aug 2004

Quote by RSAB2
Sorry for a minute there I almost dropped my bolly!
And spilt champers will not do ....
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

Oh dear,youve managed to spill it all over yourself and MISSCHIEF.I'll have to lick it all off now,oh the chore :twisted: :twisted: wink

gently Steve that tickles.... :evil2:
Oh sorry about that,is that better confused

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12 Aug 2004

Much, nice long strokes love, it gets a much better response. :giggle:

12 Aug 2004

Quote by RSAB2
gently Steve that tickles.... :evil2:

He's not used to the gentle touch :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

12 Aug 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
gently Steve that tickles.... :evil2:

He's not used to the gentle touch :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
We shall have to teach him!...
Mischief....

12 Aug 2004

It is soooooooooooooo difficult trying to dance and shimmy without oggling Calista! :boo: she's bluddy gorgeous! cool

:karaoke: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ................
We're gonna use it up
And wear it out
There ain't nothing in this whole world I care about
1 2 3 shake your body down
1 2 3 shake your body down
1 2 3 shake your body down
1 2 3 ... and ................. SHAKE 8-)
Oops, I'm a day out with posting :lol2:
MissChief - on day 3 with that bluddy song in her head :shock:

12 Aug 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
It is soooooooooooooo difficult trying to dance and shimmy without oggling Calista! :boo: she's bluddy gorgeous!
:karaoke: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ................
We're gonna use it up
And wear it out
There ain't nothing in this whole world I care about
1 2 3 shake your body down
1 2 3 shake your body down
1 2 3 shake your body down
1 2 3 ... and ................. SHAKE 8-)
Oops, I'm a day out with posting :lol2:
MissChief - on day 3 with that bluddy song in her head :shock:

Thank you Misschief smile

I know the feeling LOL one of my work colleagues teased me earlier for singing it LOL
now the kids are singing it:) they usually sing chirpy chirpy cheap cheap after i had that stuck in my head once

12 Aug 2004

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
God MISSCHIEF you are on form tonight....
Shireen
xxx

12 Aug 2004

Had that song in my head all day as it is!
Steve I think we need to go some where quieter! :wary:

12 Aug 2004

Quote by RSAB2
Much, nice long strokes love, it gets a much better response. :giggle:

Hows that then,is that getting you more relaxed...........
Fecking hell shes gone to sleep,bollox :sleeping:

12 Aug 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
Much, nice long strokes love, it gets a much better response. :giggle:

Hows that then,is that getting you more relaxed...........
Fecking hell shes gone to sleep,bollox :sleeping:
Not sleeping just purring! :smile2:

12 Aug 2004

Quote by RSAB2
Much, nice long strokes love, it gets a much better response. :giggle:

Hows that then,is that getting you more relaxed...........
Fecking hell shes gone to sleep,bollox :sleeping:
Not sleeping just purring! :smile2:
Ah,thats ok then.
Where are your hands wandering to,no sorry all the chockies have gone,you'll have to get your mouth round something else instead :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

12 Aug 2004

Quote by RSAB2
Had that song in my head all day as it is!
Steve I think we need to go some where quieter! :wary:

A cellar perhaps?????
Im sure he could shackle you in,oops he might forget and leave you there!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: lol

12 Aug 2004

handbags at 20 paces confused

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12 Aug 2004

Quote by RSAB2
Had that song in my head all day as it is!
Steve I think we need to go some where quieter! :wary:

OK your wish is my command.
Steve opens the door to reveal,a huge waterbed,covered in satin sheets.
Will this do you dear.
Steve closes the door and begins to............................

12 Aug 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
Steve closes the door and begins to............................

Is that morse code for something rude?????

12 Aug 2004

Perfect....
Now you're getting it! :evil2:

12 Aug 2004

Quote by Calista

Steve closes the door and begins to............................

Is that morse code for something rude?????
What are you trying to say,i'm a pure,innocent respectful man :twisted: hump

(yeah right)

12 Aug 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs

Steve closes the door and begins to............................

Is that morse code for something rude?????
What are you trying to say,i'm a pure,innocent respectful man :twisted: hump

(yeah right)

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
funniest thing I heard all night

12 Aug 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs

Steve closes the door and begins to............................

Is that morse code for something rude?????
What are you trying to say,i'm a pure,innocent respectful man :twisted: hump

(yeah right)
You won't be when i've finished with you... whip

12 Aug 2004

Quote by RSAB2

Steve closes the door and begins to............................

Is that morse code for something rude?????
What are you trying to say,i'm a pure,innocent respectful man :twisted: hump

(yeah right)
You won't be when i've finished with you... whip

Well lets hope not :twisted:
Steve turns the lights out and says goodnight everyone kiss

12 Aug 2004

Sweet dreams!

13 Aug 2004

Quote by RSAB2
Sweet dreams!

Oooh they were,and all of them were about you,and strangly a penguin called patrick too dunno

13 Aug 2004

Here ya go steve...
Another responce to help your post tally...
Hey............at this rate I will soon be in double figures myself
Mind you...............If you check out all the posters with huge post tallys.....Does one thing not strike you as similar in all of em???
That's right..............ALL female rotflmao

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13 Aug 2004

Hi
If I was admin I would settle it by halfing both your post count.....just like any divorce lol

oh crap

I forgot women always get more :twisted: so a third for Steve, 2/3 for Clare :lol:

13 Aug 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
Sweet dreams!

Oooh they were,and all of them were about you,and strangly a penguin called patrick too dunno

I refuse to ask! :giggle:
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

13 Aug 2004

No please don't,even though my dreams pale into insignificance next to Clares,she has some totally fucked up ones :shock: :shock: