Steve walks into his thread.................
.......What the fu.........
......oh,it's the lovely girls from the forum,and a mod too.
Ooh can i join you in my thread and have some champers too,ive got a rather large.......box of chocolates somewhere,would you like to partake in some.
Steve sits down and waits for the hot tub to warm listening intently to the girlie chat.
Oooh what bliss
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Quote by Steve_Lincs
Steve walks into his thread.................
.......What the fu.........
......oh,it's the lovely girls from the forum,and a mod too.
Ooh can i join you in my thread and have some champers too,ive got a rather large.......box of chocolates somewhere,would you like to partake in some.
That he bought me at christmas but i cant eat them so he thought he'd use them somewhere
Steve sits down and waits for the hot tub to warm listening intently to the girlie chat.
It aint the GFZ FFS!!!!!:roll: :roll:
Oooh what bliss
Quote by Steve_Lincs
Steve walks into his thread.................
.......What the fu.........
......oh,it's the lovely girls from the forum,and a mod too.
Ooh can i join you in my thread and have some champers too,ive got a rather large.......box of chocolates somewhere,would you like to partake in some.
That he bought me at christmas but i cant eat them so he thought he'd use them somewhere
Steve sits down and waits for the hot tub to warm listening intently to the girlie chat.
It aint the GFZ FFS!!!!!
Oooh what bliss
Quote by Steve_Lincs
Steve walks into his thread.................
.......What the fu.........
......oh,it's the lovely girls from the forum,and a mod too.
Errrrr ooops, sorry Steve ....... got a bit carried away with the Baileys - want some?
Shireen - you have the most fantastic name, it sounds the same when pissed as sober
Look ........... Shirrrrrreeeeeeen ........... See :D
Shhhteve ............. Hmmm not quite the same
Missshhhhhhhheeeef ......... Dreadful
Ooooooh can I have a choccie Steve :D
Orgasminator
I support Steve, i think
Quote by MISSCHIEF
If I had someone to go out with
I never get a babysitter, and now I have, I've got nowhere to go :( and noone to do it with :(
OH WOE IS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :violin:
I'd like to keep you company too Misschief! I've got a bottle of Jose Cuervo Especial Tequilahere. Would you care to share it with me? We could sit and reminisce about the 1970s.
LC
Quote by Lovecommando
I'd like to keep you company too Misschief! I've got a bottle of Jose Cuervo Especial Tequilahere. We could sit and reminisce about the 1970s. If only you didn't live so far away....
Jose Cuervo Especial Tequila - is that like a really fast car LC?
Cos you really are a long way away ....... Oh I so want it to be a fast car, but not like MrsDavejs fast car with the broken roof :lol2:Have a sup of Baileys LC
Oh Clare ........ have some Champers :drinkies ..... but be careful, if you can't munch the chocs it might go straight to your head :shock:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Shireen - you have the most fantastic name, it sounds the same when pissed as sober
Look ........... Shirrrrrreeeeeeen ........... See :D
Shhhteve ............. Hmmm not quite the same
Missshhhhhhhheeeef ......... Dreadful
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I never thought about it that way before.....
I'm going to get pissed now just to try it out.....
:lol:Ooooooh can I have a choccie Steve :D:
Now now MISSCHIEF just remember that he is trying to bribe us with chocolates were bought for Clare
:kiss
Shireen
xxx
Quote by MISSCHIEF
I'd like to keep you company too Misschief! I've got a bottle of Jose Cuervo Especial Tequilahere. We could sit and reminisce about the 1970s. If only you didn't live so far away....
Jose Cuervo Especial Tequila - is that like a really fast car LC?
Cos you really are a long way away ....... Oh I so want it to be a fast car, but not like MrsDavejs fast car with the broken roof :lol2:Have a sup of Baileys LC
Oh Clare ........ have some Champers :drinkies ..... but be careful, if you can't munch the chocs it might go straight to your head :shock:
Glad she hasn't got too many s's in her name for MissC to slur ;) real name has even less LMAO
sings ... Tequila! it makes you happy ...... (can't remember the next line) La La La
laa lal a
Tequila when you're feeling fine ....
Sexlightened
Quote by MISSCHIEF
I understand now! Thats why all the boys at school fell about laughing everytime I asked to play with their Kernakkers cos I didn't have any of my own!!
It's only taken me 20 years to realise
MissChief - not the quickest off the mark
:rotflmao: Quote by MISSCHIEF
Any other girlies Steve???? You got a thread full of em hunny :rascal:
mmmmmmmm another choccie ............. oooooh no I mustn't ..................
Thank you
Oh to think I would've missed this impromptu drinkies had I ventured out dogging like I originally intended! :happy:
This is sooooo much more fun than dogging and you all have the company of ME.What more does a woman need
Quote by RSAB2
This is sooooo much more fun than dogging and you all have the company of more does a woman need
See hun, who needs thatnasty wifeywhen we can entertain you ...
Mops brow of steve with cold flannel....
You just sit here and watch!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx
*goes off to cry in the corner*
Note to self,"remember this and shackle Steve to my side at all times during munches :lol2: "
Quote by Clare_Lincs
*goes off to cry in the corner*
Note to self,"remember this and shackle Steve to my side at all times during munches :lol2: "
No no no no no no no......
Dont do that!!.... You will be stuck with him then and you wont be able to go off and flirt with all those yummy men......
Shireen
xxx
Quote by Calista
Drags Clare to the dance floor ....
honey you don't need steve come dance with me and Shireen and if we can separate Misschief from her Baileys pint LOL
Shimmy's around the dance floor pushing Steve out of the way while she is at it....
Come on MISSCHIEF put down the baileys and get over here and shake that very sexy bootie with us girlies...
Shireen
xxx
Quote by Steve_Lincs
*goes off to cry in the corner*
Shush in the corner,were trying to have some fun people have no respect for others
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:I love you i love you i love you :inlove:
Oh come hear you, :therethere:
Mr RSAB2 is in bed, early shift tomorrow! :evil2: while the cats away and all that ....
Mrs RSAB2 xxx
Quote by RSAB2
Sorry Clare but you know what its like - you're trying to entertain yourself, and from what seems like a distant place comes sniffle, cry. sniffle ......
Right sod that,bloody cheek of it.
I have my back turned for a minute and this is what happens!!!
:kissmyarse: 
:fuckinghell: :evil2: :haha: 
