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15 Jun 2006

Dont you just HATE wallpapering?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As a few of you peeps know at the moment i've go 2 houses and i'm surrently doing one up so I can move in. The trouble is all the walls are poo so they need to be wallpapered.
It seemed really easy when i first started doing it until I got to a window!!!!!!!!
lol I'm sooooooooo stressed out, so if any single guys fancy a meet who can throw in some wall papering PM's this way please

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joke!!!
lol and heres you looking at this thread thinking i was gonna be talking about 'do it yourself' orgasms lol

15 Jun 2006

I tried to do fancy colours and sizes and stuff but THAT didnt seem to work either sad

15 Jun 2006

Hi Curvy
I'm decorating too. I run into my own probs lol

Maybe we should start a decoratin suppot group :lol:

15 Jun 2006

lol yeah!!!
I'm sure if we had a group and we all done each others house naked it would make the time fly :P

15 Jun 2006

although I dont fancy trying to wash paint from my landing patch!!! redface

its bad enough trying to get it out of the hair on my head!!!!

:rotflmao:

15 Jun 2006

oh curvy, great minds think alike!!! this is the thread i was about to start.....titled "bed experts this way please..."
being the independant single woman that i am...when i bought a new bed last summer i took it upon myself to build the thing.....
suffice to say due to everyday use there are gaps and wobbles and creaks and i cant bloody take it any more!
i dont want a new one as i really like this one and i wish id asked my dad to come and build it for me lol
im sure all it needs it to be taken apart and put back together...or maybe i can just get some massive screws and fix it together at every angle?
so, to the point..........i wondered if one of you DIY friendly blokes out there could give me some advice...DIY friendly ladies also most welcome of course!
even better...would anyone volunteer to come fix my wobbly bed for a cuppa and a biscuit?:giggle:
so do you mind if i add it on to yours instead?
biggrin

15 Jun 2006

Quote by curvy-gal
lol and heres you looking at this thread thinking i was gonna be talking about 'do it yourself' orgasms

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15 Jun 2006

Quote by sexkittenhfx
oh curvy, great minds think alike!!! this is the thread i was about to start.....titled "bed experts this way please..."
being the independant single woman that i am...when i bought a new bed last summer i took it upon myself to build the thing.....
suffice to say due to everyday use there are gaps and wobbles and creaks and i cant bloody take it any more!
i dont want a new one as i really like this one and i wish id asked my dad to come and build it for me lol
im sure all it needs it to be taken apart and put back together...or maybe i can just get some massive screws and fix it together at every angle?
so, to the point..........i wondered if one of you DIY friendly blokes out there could give me some advice...DIY friendly ladies also most welcome of course!
even better...would anyone volunteer to come fix my wobbly bed for a cuppa and a biscuit? :giggle:
so do you mind if i add it on to yours instead?

lol absolutely not at all lol
I feel this has the potential to be a long running thread, with being a single fem myself, I'm always getting stuck on stuff that is the 'mens' jobs. That makes me sound so old fashioned but i've never had to do these kind of things until now lol

15 Jun 2006

aww thanks chick kiss

well i do the jobs around the house...i just dont always do them that well.... redface

:P

15 Jun 2006

In my case things get done DIY wise when I don't have neil bloody messing it up!
He managed to all but wreck a new 6ft by 6ft cabinet before we're even got the bugger out of Ikea! rolleyes

I was the brains behind the metal bed construction for his cousin and pretty much could have done that on my own too!
I put up my cabinet and the 6ft square monster single handedly. I'm very proud to say I can put up all my own shelves, wire plugs and complete joinery tasks that need doing. smile

Form a queue ladies! ;)
kiss

Gem. x

15 Jun 2006

sexkitten...

SO with you on that one! I have a load of bookshelves in my room that I put together myself... the top couple of shelves are ok, but I got something wrong and the further down you go, the further squiff the sides are... the sides at the bottom are so far apart that I've had to pile books sideways to prop up the bottom two shelves! :rotflmao:
curvygal, you're a braver woman then me, I'd never even attempt wallpaper! biggrin

15 Jun 2006

Don't fall for that 'mens stuff' thing, all it means is they get to play with lots of cool stuff like drills and jigsaws and routers and feel superior. DIY's a doddle.
H.x

15 Jun 2006

Quote by little gem
In my case things get done DIY wise when I don't have neil bloody messing it up!
He managed to all but wreck a new 6ft by 6ft cabinet before we're even got the bugger out of Ikea! I was the brains behind the metal bed construction for his cousin and pretty much could have done that on my own too!
I put up my cabinet and the 6ft square monster single handedly. I'm very proud to say I can put up all my own shelves, wire plugs and complete joinery tasks that need doing.
Form a queue ladies! ;)

Gem. x

ok so when are you coming to help me fix my wobbly bed? biggrin

15 Jun 2006

Don't let the big stuff get you down. Mainly it's to do with having the right tools - Isn't it always?????
I have a huge garden and it needs major muck-shifting to get it into shape. So I book a 'garden party' with my family and they know to bring their wellies not their sling-backs. rotflmao

Maybe we should set up a series of papering parties, painting parties, bed-building parties. :evil2:

15 Jun 2006

Quote by foxylady2209
Maybe we should set up a series of papering parties, painting parties, bed-building parties. :evil2:

Sounds good to me!!!

15 Jun 2006

Gawd, don't let red see this or the 'Sassy's bucket of cum' jokes will be out again :doh:

15 Jun 2006

...thought you ladies would have beem inundated with male offers....but reading through the thread responses only one....and that wasn't an offer, more a sympathy comment as he seems to be having his own decorating problems.....
...wallpapering is OK, but so bloody boring and messy, windows (and door reveals) are notoriously difficult...but then you know that for yourself now, don't need a clever dick like me to tell you....I find it is best to lap the paper in the reveals with the lapped edge toward the glazing or the door frame...that way you don't see the join...
....flat packs i'm a dab hand at...problem is a distance...but do get up to Lancs occasionally....so not too far to get to Halifax on the M62.....am a tool freak, brand new and shiny...I've got tools that I don't even have jobs for!!!
.....so, at least one gentleman out there, with a sort of offer to help.....its whether I could make my visits 'oop narth' match your at home times....
.....keep looking, sure there must be some obliging gents in your area who would love to get going in your houses with their tools!!! biggrin

:D :D
risenphoenix xx

16 Jun 2006

:giggle:
Although I'm a laaaaaady I am very good at DIY, I have even converted my loft (into what you may ask!) all by my lonesome! I even got a new staple-gun! biggrin

So any ladies out there that need me to pop round with my hand-held 'tools' just give me a shout!
wink

16 Jun 2006

i did have one offer in my mailbox but he wanted travelling expenses, a daily fee, bed and board, and he didnt even indicate if he's got experience int he field!!!!!!
He'd probably get here and expect a blow job too! evil

16 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
:giggle:
Although I'm a laaaaaady I am very good at DIY, I have even converted my loft (into what you may ask!) all by my lonesome! I even got a new staple-gun!

Oooooo, ladies with power tools :twisted: :rascal:
always reminds me of
just nipping off for a cold shower :silly:

16 Jun 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
:giggle:
Although I'm a laaaaaady I am very good at DIY, I have even converted my loft (into what you may ask!) all by my lonesome! I even got a new staple-gun!

Oooooo, ladies with power tools :twisted: :rascal:
always reminds me of
just nipping off for a cold shower :silly:
I'm the one with the road drill HONEST!!! evil

16 Jun 2006

I can see the similarities, Miss Curvy :rascal: silly

hwoar:
(Meaty, Robbie Williams stunt double innocent

)

16 Jun 2006

Oh my!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you couldnt have picked anyone more appealing
*gets down on one knee*
:rose: rotflmao

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I can see the similarities, Miss Curvy :rascal: hwoar:
(Meaty, Robbie Williams stunt double )

16 Jun 2006

Sorry, i meant Robin Wiliams stunt double redface

16 Jun 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Sorry, i meant Robin Wiliams stunt double

lol ohhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooo!!
dont say that!!!!!!!!
It wouldnt have been so bad had i not watched that one hour photo the other day :shock:

16 Jun 2006

Quote by Risenphoenix
...thought you ladies would have beem inundated with male offers....but reading through the thread responses only one....and that wasn't an offer, more a sympathy comment as he seems to be having his own decorating problems.....

If i wasnt knee deep in major work i would offer my help. Any excuse too meet
Curvy. worship

I have a cpl of dodgy lintels that need replacing before i wake up with my bedroom in the livinroom surprised

16 Jun 2006

Quote by goose35
...thought you ladies would have beem inundated with male offers....but reading through the thread responses only one....and that wasn't an offer, more a sympathy comment as he seems to be having his own decorating problems.....

If i wasnt knee deep in major work i would offer my help. Any excuse too meet
Curvy. worship

I have a cpl of dodgy lintels that need replacing before i wake up with my bedroom in the livinroom surprised

lol ohh nasty
thankfully the work that needs doing in my new house is mainly cosmetic.. however even if i did need something like that my dad is a builder so i'd be ok biggrin

16 Jun 2006

Quote by curvy-gal
...thought you ladies would have beem inundated with male offers....but reading through the thread responses only one....and that wasn't an offer, more a sympathy comment as he seems to be having his own decorating problems.....

If i wasnt knee deep in major work i would offer my help. Any excuse too meet
Curvy. worship

I have a cpl of dodgy lintels that need replacing before i wake up with my bedroom in the livinroom surprised

lol ohh nasty
thankfully the work that needs doing in my new house is mainly cosmetic.. however even if i did need something like that my dad is a builder so i'd be ok biggrin

would your dad come and fix my wobbley bed? lol

16 Jun 2006

Quote by sexkittenhfx
...thought you ladies would have beem inundated with male offers....but reading through the thread responses only one....and that wasn't an offer, more a sympathy comment as he seems to be having his own decorating problems.....

If i wasnt knee deep in major work i would offer my help. Any excuse too meet
Curvy. worship

I have a cpl of dodgy lintels that need replacing before i wake up with my bedroom in the livinroom surprised

lol ohh nasty
thankfully the work that needs doing in my new house is mainly cosmetic.. however even if i did need something like that my dad is a builder so i'd be ok biggrin

would your dad come and fix my wobbley bed? lol

lol i'll ask but anything that doesnt include bricks and mortar he denies responsibilty lol
lazy sod rotflmao

16 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Gawd, don't let red see this or the 'Sassy's bucket of cum' jokes will be out again :doh:

Cum again? dunno

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