do any single guys ever get laid through the photo adds

13 Jun 2005

Replies to my ad = Zero, am I doing something wrong (WHO CARES!)
I am on the forum for fun not as previously posted 'Here to get meat' - if I wanted that I would go to the butchers :!: :!:
If it is meant to be it will happen, but until that time comes just have fun & enjoy SH.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

13 Jun 2005

I replied to literally hundreds (well, over a hundred) ads without positive response so if you want to feel ill-done-by, get in line.

Quote by aa
is swinging not about raw unbridled sexual expresion and freedom culminating in orgasmic utopiah correct me if im wrong but i supose jonny vegas is fat and ugly but gets laid a lot beacause hes a funny chap

Probably.
I think you're missing the point. Is swinging about raw unbridled sexual expression? Possibly. But if the ladies want to have raw unbridled sexual expression with another person, (to put it mildly) they have a choice of partner. So ask yourself... why would they choose you over the next guy? (No offence intended, I've not even looked at your ad.)

13 Jun 2005

Quote by roger743
I replied to literally hundreds (well, over a hundred) ads without positive response so if you want to feel ill-done-by, get in line.

But you turned me down evil

13 Jun 2005

Quote by aa
do any single guys ever get laid through the photo adds

Yep, but it is in alpabetical order. Aaron got laid the week before you joined, and abe the week after.
Sorry mate, looks like you missed out. Never mind, soon be your turn again.
now, where is that adrian bloke?
lhk
Kat

13 Jun 2005

Quote by longhandle8
And who let Bamber Gascoigne join !!!!!!
own up

And no conferring! lol

13 Jun 2005

Hi Guys,
I received some silly comments about a post I made few days ago. I though this was Swingers Heavens and therefore it should be obvious why we have joined. I don't see the need to insulte the intelligence of the members by writing the story of my life. We are all differents and uniques. I also think that people should respect the wants and needs of others and refrain from making offencive comments when they are not interested in an add.
Zoukis
Timing is Everything

13 Jun 2005

Quote by zoukis
Hi Guys,
I received some silly comments about a post I made few days ago. I though this was Swingers Heavens and therefore it should be obvious why we have joined. I don't see the need to insulte the intelligence of the members by writing the story of my life. We are all differents and uniques. I also think that people should respect the wants and needs of others and refrain from making offencive comments when they are not interested in an add.
Zoukis
Timing is Everything

But you could have taken more time to get to know the site better before coming on here to just whine.
rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

13 Jun 2005

Quote by postie
Personally, if I was a female and got a reply from you, my friend, I wouldn't reply for the very simple reason that your spelling is atrocious and you have no concept of punctuation. Which makes your sentances almost impossible to comprehend. In all of your replies, aa, you haven't used a single full stop or comma. Unless a lass has asked for someone who is not too well educated, then why should they pick you from hundreds of others? Just advice for you, take it or leave it....

..er Postie..folks in glass houses springs to mind!!
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

13 Jun 2005

Quote by zoukis
Hi Guys,
I received some silly comments about a post I made few days ago. I though this was Swingers Heavens and therefore it should be obvious why we have joined. I don't see the need to insulte the intelligence of the members by writing the story of my life. We are all differents and uniques. I also think that people should respect the wants and needs of others and refrain from making offencive comments when they are not interested in an add.
Zoukis
Timing is Everything

Of course swinging is about sex but if you walked up to someone in the street and said "hi I'm zoukis fancy a screw" how successful would you honestly be rolleyes

In the main it's basically good advice on the best approach. Just because you like sex doesn't mean you dont want to know who you're going to play with :!:

13 Jun 2005

..guess it all depends on the wowfactor of your ad & attributes...loads of blokes advertising=stacks of competition! Unless you've got a 14" appendage like Sxboy or 6 pack stomach then you're unlikely to stand out...sadly for me I have a 2inch willy on a Watneys Party Seven...but boy can I make em laff!!!
sad

:( :(

13 Jun 2005

Quote by KitKat
do any single guys ever get laid through the photo adds

Yep, but it is in alpabetical order. Aaron got laid the week before you joined, and abe the week after.
Sorry mate, looks like you missed out. Never mind, soon be your turn again.
now, where is that adrian bloke?
lhk
Kat
Bugger, I'm becoming a monk :shock:
love zebedee :doh:

13 Jun 2005

Quote by KitKat
do any single guys ever get laid through the photo adds

Yep, but it is in alpabetical order. Aaron got laid the week before you joined, and abe the week after.
Sorry mate, looks like you missed out. Never mind, soon be your turn again.
now, where is that adrian bloke?
lhk
Kat
hoo, hoo, hoo....looks like Christmas is a comin for me!!!!

:rotflmao:

13 Jun 2005

Quote by alspals
do any single guys ever get laid through the photo adds

Yep, but it is in alpabetical order. Aaron got laid the week before you joined, and abe the week after.
Sorry mate, looks like you missed out. Never mind, soon be your turn again.
now, where is that adrian bloke?
lhk
Kat
hoo, hoo, hoo....looks like Christmas is a comin for me!!!!

:rotflmao:
Right - deed poll change
Today - I will be aaaaron aardvark (i have a stutter) :twisted:
whoa girls only 3 at a time please :bounce:

13 Jun 2005

Trapper may or may not be able to answer your question,,,,,,if he`s still alive :shock: :shock: :shock:

13 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
But you turned me down

Sorry; you wanted me to get out of my chair and I don't go to those lengths for anyone. cool

13 Jun 2005

Quote by roger743
But you turned me down

Sorry; you wanted me to get out of my chair and I don't go to those lengths for anyone. cool

Quite right, you cant beat a good armchair .................with the footie on...............a frisky lass between your thighs and the slurp, slurp, gurgle of.............................
a refreshing beer

:rotflmao:

13 Jun 2005

Quote by aa
im beginning to wonder ive repilied to literally dozens of adverts i have a facephoto on my advert im reasonably good looking where am i going wrong ???? :doh:

I have no idea.... I pick up about 4 single guys per week off of the photo ads confused

Well that is actually not true - but I wanted to give hope to some people rolleyes

13 Jun 2005

you picked up 4 at a time :shock: and I bet you never dropped any

13 Jun 2005

Quote by PoloLady
im beginning to wonder ive repilied to literally dozens of adverts i have a facephoto on my advert im reasonably good looking where am i going wrong ???? :doh:

I have no idea.... I pick up about 4 single guys per week off of the photo ads confused

Well that is actually not true - but I wanted to give hope to some people rolleyes

Nope, I heard it was 6 rotflmao

14 Jun 2005

aa..... and you've been a menber for how long exactly?
It takes time to develope a swinging friendship based an trust and honesty plus respect... you have to realise that you are, whether you like it or not, in a minority on here.
Take a look at just how many 'men seking women' ads there are...... and now go and look at the 'women seeking men' ad numbers. Get my point?
Your advert needs to say more about you and your personality rather than the size of your appendage..... its not what makes a woman chose to answer an ad.... surprisingly!!!
equi-princess xxx

14 Jun 2005

Quote by KitKat
do any single guys ever get laid through the photo adds

Yep, but it is in alpabetical order. Aaron got laid the week before you joined, and abe the week after.
Sorry mate, looks like you missed out. Never mind, soon be your turn again.
now, where is that adrian bloke?
lhk
Kat
currently in 22602 weeks time or 434 and a bit years

14 Jun 2005

Quote by alspals

Personally, if I was a female and got a reply from you, my friend, I wouldn't reply for the very simple reason that your spelling is atrocious and you have no concept of punctuation. Which makes your sentances almost impossible to comprehend. In all of your replies, aa, you haven't used a single full stop or comma. Unless a lass has asked for someone who is not too well educated, then why should they pick you from hundreds of others? Just advice for you, take it or leave it....

..er Postie..folks in glass houses springs to mind!!
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Doh! redface

Shall I berate myself now????
(anyhows.... that was a typo!)

14 Jun 2005

Yes after a bit of waiting it does happen

14 Jun 2005

Quote by equi-princess
Your advert needs to say more about you and your personality rather than the size of your appendage..... its not what makes a woman chose to answer an ad.... surprisingly!!!
equi-princess xxx

Bugger, that's my best asset blown out then :shock: :twisted:

14 Jun 2005

in the past ive had some luck with a nice couple called hannah and luke turns out that hannah was an internet pron star aswell and now i have my own vid with her so yeah i got lucky lol biggrin

14 Jun 2005

Quote by zoukis
Hi Guys,
I received some silly comments about a post I made few days ago. I though this was Swingers Heavens and therefore it should be obvious why we have joined. I don't see the need to insulte the intelligence of the members by writing the story of my life. We are all differents and uniques. I also think that people should respect the wants and needs of others and refrain from making offencive comments when they are not interested in an add.
Zoukis
Timing is Everything

would you rather not say anything about yourself? You just want to post an ad, get hundreds of single woman/couples/guys (i haven't looked at your ad btw) and have mind blowing sex every single night would you?
Sounds good doesn't it. However, this is a community filled with real people, human beings who are able to process logical thought (not you Notts_Minx! lol) and have a choice of whom they choose to meet, chat, shag or flirt with. As the others have said, you need to show some personality to get people to want to bother speaking with you, or at least show some willing!
I havent seen your ad or the previous post that you mentioned, but knowing the people on here I am pretty sure that you did something to pee them off, like acting aggresive or shallow.
Be yourself, and if that is not enough, cut your losses.
Personally, I have just posted an ad after being on here for many months and I am now sitting here waiting to reply to the thousands of pm's I get....but if they don't arrive I would not see the need to post a thread telling everybody off!

14 Jun 2005

Ah well BigDanny12999seeing as you haven't looked up Zoukis's thread that attracted some "silly comments" ..... thought i'd do it.. (presuming it wasn't so awful it got deleted)
so Zoukis.. is this the one that atracted silly comments?

Quote by zoukis
Need a pussy to lick!! A fem to sit on me face!!!!!! Any help?
LOL

That's it... and the "silly comments" ...some regulars asking if a one line Ad like that ever attracts a response.... seemed fair enough to me...

14 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
I replied to literally hundreds (well, over a hundred) ads without positive response so if you want to feel ill-done-by, get in line.

But you turned me down evil

What a total idiot...whats wrong with him ? ?

14 Jun 2005

Quote by postie
Ah well BigDanny12999 seeing as you haven't looked up Zoukis's thread that attracted some "silly comments" ..... thought i'd do it.. (presuming it wasn't so awful it got deleted)
so Zoukis.. is this the one that atracted silly comments?
Need a pussy to lick!! A fem to sit on me face!!!!!! Any help?
LOL

That's it... and the "silly comments" ...some regulars asking if a one line Ad like that ever attracts a response.... seemed fair enough to me...
Thats a guy with depth! smile

14 Jun 2005

Quote by roger743
But you turned me down

Sorry; you wanted me to get out of my chair and I don't go to those lengths for anyone. cool

You deaf or something?
I said, on my knees or legs in the air?