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do any single guys ever get laid through the photo adds
Are you sounding too desperate or are you being too shallow in your replies? Many ladies like no one-liners, and they need to be detailed but not too long so it makes them fall asleep. Pictures aren't all important and females get huge numbers of replies and you need to single yourself out to be better than the other guys.
aa ,,welcome mate
the singles ads are great been replying to them for over a year now
get more pussy and couples than i could shake a stick at
sometimes get so many replys in the monday to friday i have to knock a lot of them back or blow them out completely.
sorry..........
did i mention ive got a 14 inch dick
the singles ads are great been replying to them for over a year now
get more pussy and couples than i could shake a stick at
sometimes get so many replys in the monday to friday i have to knock a lot of them back or blow them out completely.
sorry..........
did i mention ive got a 14 inch dick
Quote by aa
im beginning to wonder ive repilied to literally dozens of adverts i have a facephoto on my advert im reasonably good looking where am i going wrong ???? :doh:
Try the men, there's more of them about
:lol: But seriously, this site is like any other social place.... there's always a huge ratio of interested men to interested women so you'll always have to fight fiercely to get yourself recognised and carve your own little niche on here
I dont really come on here so much to find a meet, i enjoy readin the posts in the forums. You never know someday i may get lucky, but i dont try to advertise myself in a way to sound desperate.
Serendipity - i am good looking, great sense of humour and can comunicate til the cows came home. Still i struggle to find much here. I think its also down to being able to prove that you are genuine too....forgive me if i am wrong.
Serendipity - i am good looking, great sense of humour and can comunicate til the cows came home. Still i struggle to find much here. I think its also down to being able to prove that you are genuine too....forgive me if i am wrong.
Quote by Phabes
I dont really come on here so much to find a meet, i enjoy readin the posts in the forums. You never know someday i may get lucky, but i dont try to advertise myself in a way to sound desperate.
Serendipity - i am good looking, great sense of humour and can comunicate til the cows came home. Still i struggle to find much here. I think its also down to being able to prove that you are genuine too....forgive me if i am wrong.
Certainly not, being wrong should result in horrible, horrible punishment
However, you're probably correct, I had a PM a while from some guy last week telling me he'd seen my ad and thought he was what I was looking for....the only I ad I've ever written was a post for a BiF in Lets Meet Up two months ago, so I did of course doubt his sincerity (although I am sure he was quite genuine about wanting a shag! :lol: ).AA's ad is quite bland (he knows I think that), it lacks any insight into his personality......if I were looking, I'd need to see personality jumping off the page as it's impossible to reply to every ad hoping that you might discover a personality is lurking behind it.
That's just my view though, it's not gospel.......now, can someone get me a crowbar, I need to unwedge SXBoy, he's got his tongue in my Letterbox and he's stuck! :lol:
Maybe this thread has answered itself for aa?
SXBoy, Phabes and I don't know each other very well but we've tried to answer your question and had a laugh along the way - that's a good way to get to know people here, although I suppose not everyone has the time/desire to chat in here or The Cafe.
SXBoy, Phabes and I don't know each other very well but we've tried to answer your question and had a laugh along the way - that's a good way to get to know people here, although I suppose not everyone has the time/desire to chat in here or The Cafe.
sorry if my is add bland and lacks personality but who the fuck wants to shagg bamber gasgoine any way is swinging not about raw unbridled sexual expresion and freedom culminating in orgasmic utopiah correct me if im wrong but i supose jonny vegas is fat and ugly but gets laid a lot beacause hes a funny chap
Sex God
What does this have to do with dogging????
Moving to the cafe now
Moving to the cafe now
Quote by Serendipity
Hey, if you don't like hearing what others have to say, don't ask for opinions! Your PM was pretty aggressive too
I've reviewed my opinion, I don't think the ad is the problem
Amazing how many fellas come on here for a moan about not getting replies to their Ad's, then when given some sound advice, turn nasty. Even more amazingly, I discover I have had a sense of humour failure because i didn't get their brand of dry wit/ sarcasm/ irony/ pisstaking.... always just after they have been slapped upside the head for being stroppy.
Personally, if I was a female and got a reply from you, my friend, I wouldn't reply for the very simple reason that your spelling is atrocious and you have no concept of punctuation. Which makes your sentances almost impossible to comprehend. In all of your replies, aa, you haven't used a single full stop or comma. Unless a lass has asked for someone who is not too well educated, then why should they pick you from hundreds of others? Just advice for you, take it or leave it....
Sex God
Quote by postie
Hey, if you don't like hearing what others have to say, don't ask for opinions! Your PM was pretty aggressive too
I've reviewed my opinion, I don't think the ad is the problem
Amazing how many fellas come on here for a moan about not getting replies to their Ad's, then when given some sound advice, turn nasty. Even more amazingly, I discover I have had a sense of humour failure because i didn't get their brand of dry wit/ sarcasm/ irony/ pisstaking.... always just after they have been slapped upside the head for being stroppy.
Personally, if I was a female and got a reply from you, my friend, I wouldn't reply for the very simple reason that your spelling is atrocious and you have no concept of punctuation. Which makes your sentances almost impossible to comprehend. In all of your replies, aa, you haven't used a single full stop or comma. Unless a lass has asked for someone who is not too well educated, then why should they pick you from hundreds of others? Just advice for you, take it or leave it....
:shock:
:gagged: Quote by aa
sorry if my is add bland and lacks personality but who the fuck wants to shagg bamber gasgoine any way is swinging not about raw unbridled sexual expresion and freedom culminating in orgasmic utopiah correct me if im wrong but i supose jonny vegas is fat and ugly but gets laid a lot beacause hes a funny chap
Quote by "]What does this have to do with dogging????
Moving to the cafe now
You are quite right bluexxx This belongs in the shallow section.
Quote by freckledbird
Hey, if you don't like hearing what others have to say, don't ask for opinions! Your PM was pretty aggressive too
I've reviewed my opinion, I don't think the ad is the problem
Amazing how many fellas come on here for a moan about not getting replies to their Ad's, then when given some sound advice, turn nasty. Even more amazingly, I discover I have had a sense of humour failure because i didn't get their brand of dry wit/ sarcasm/ irony/ pisstaking.... always just after they have been slapped upside the head for being stroppy.
Personally, if I was a female and got a reply from you, my friend, I wouldn't reply for the very simple reason that your spelling is atrocious and you have no concept of punctuation. Which makes your sentances almost impossible to comprehend. In all of your replies, aa, you haven't used a single full stop or comma. Unless a lass has asked for someone who is not too well educated, then why should they pick you from hundreds of others? Just advice for you, take it or leave it....
:shock:
:gagged::shock: , was biting my tongue too
I'm convinced you must have an alarm that triggers on spelling or punctuation
Quote by aa
sorry if my is add bland and lacks personality but who the fuck wants to shagg bamber gasgoine any way is swinging not about raw unbridled sexual expresion and freedom culminating in orgasmic utopiah correct me if im wrong but i supose jonny vegas is fat and ugly but gets laid a lot beacause hes a funny chap
And who let Bamber Gascoigne join !!!!!!
own up
