DO NOT READ if you don't want to be singing all day!

13 Aug 2005

was reading the thread about postie kicking a can (literally), and got Mr. postman stuck in my head!!! mad

So Had a bit of a spark in my head (rare), and thought what were the most annoying songs that get you.
Generally it's the ones that wakes you up on the radio, and stays in your head all day!..
to get the ball rolling, I have one supremely annoying offer for you...........
Star Trekking, across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekking, across the universe,
Only going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, .
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain.
and it goes on and on and on .......................................and on :fuckinghell: :giveup:
any others that get you going :P

13 Aug 2005

ok realised it works better if you can hear it for the full effect lol

:P

13 Aug 2005

i've still got the 7" single somewhere in the attic!! redface

13 Aug 2005

Bag of shite.......never gave it a thought until now
and its still a bag of shite

13 Aug 2005

14 Aug 2005

HEHE i remember that one it was on the radio on the way to the airport last year.
I bloody sang it in my head all the way to corfu banghead

14 Aug 2005

i bet its not as annoying as aggadoo

14 Aug 2005

Here is another one from the past
Remember the Chicken Song (Spitting Image)
Its the time of year, now that spring is in the air
When those two wet gits, with thair curly hair
Make another song, for marronic holidays
That nausiate-ate-ates in a million different ways
From the shores of Spain, to the coast of southern France
No matter where you hide, you just cant escape theis dance
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Paint your left leg gree, then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith
Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Eat a Renault 4, wear salami in your ears
Cassarole you gran, dis-embowel yourself with spears
The disco is migrating, the sound is loud and grating
It's truly nausiating - let's do the dance again..
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Yes youll hear this song, in the holiday discos
And there's no escape, in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song, if you holidayed in Mars
Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song you'll be humming it for weeks
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all yuor clothes
la la la la la la la.....
(voice in the background at the end: "ay - we had a laugh!")
Now you all can suffer to!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eeek: :doh: banghead

14 Aug 2005

how about this one wats a matter you HEY why you look so sad its a nice place ahh shaddupa your face by joe dolce

14 Aug 2005

how about rennie and ronatto save your love my darling save your love

14 Aug 2005

well, all ive had going around in my head is that bloke from blue simon webbe's new song the beginning bit....................arrggghhh

14 Aug 2005

Quote by Colts23
ok realised it works better if you can hear it for the full effect
this will drive you bonkers
:P

not heard this for ages now i cant stop singing it biggrin

14 Aug 2005

Quote by salt_n_pepper
ok realised it works better if you can hear it for the full effect
this will drive you bonkers
:P

not heard this for ages now i cant stop singing it biggrin

MUUAHHHHAHHHAHHAHHHAAA>....
another victim joins the growing list :twisted: :lol: :evil2:
oh, if you wan't to get it out of your head..............smack my bitch up by the prodigy normally helps :P