wow we have just been fucking in our front room while our window cleaner has been watching us , we invited him in so i could suck his cock for him , cant wait for next week
p.s. he hasnt charged us this week lol
any other experiences ? dustbin men postman , let us know
liz n james
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do other cpls like being watched by there window cleaner ?
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Quote by Hotnottscpl
wow we have just been fucking in our front room while our window cleaner has been watching us , we invited him in so i could suck his cock for him , cant wait for next week
p.s. he hasnt charged us this week lol
any other experiences ? dustbin men postman , let us know
liz n james
Shouldn't this be in the 'stories' section?
My window cleaner is really nice!
i was getting ready for some "company" and i heard a knock on the door. I jumped out the shower quick and ran down the stairs in my towel. Thought it was my "company", see, and he's seen me in less than a towel so maybe would spark off a bit of fun on the stairs or summat ... anyway! Was the window-cleaner! Ooo-er missus! He didn't half cop a perv at me. We swapped a couple of winkwink innuendoes until his kid appeared behind him. Booooo!
His parting words? "maybe next time!.
Still charged me though.
i was getting ready for some "company" and i heard a knock on the door. I jumped out the shower quick and ran down the stairs in my towel. Thought it was my "company", see, and he's seen me in less than a towel so maybe would spark off a bit of fun on the stairs or summat ... anyway! Was the window-cleaner! Ooo-er missus! He didn't half cop a perv at me. We swapped a couple of winkwink innuendoes until his kid appeared behind him. Booooo!
His parting words? "maybe next time!.
Still charged me though.
Quote by Freckledbird
wow we have just been fucking in our front room while our window cleaner has been watching us , we invited him in so i could suck his cock for him , cant wait for next week
p.s. he hasnt charged us this week lol
any other experiences ? dustbin men postman , let us know
liz n james
Shouldn't this be in the 'stories' section?
I'd thought that
Sex God
Quote by Hotnottscpl
wow we have just been fucking in our front room while our window cleaner has been watching us , we invited him in so i could suck his cock for him , cant wait for next week
Was it Robin Askwith?
Sexpert
how do i get a nice slim blonde curled window cleaner (female) wearing suspenders and corset? covered in bubbles wud be fine
Quote by jaymar
wow we have just been fucking in our front room while our window cleaner has been watching us , we invited him in so i could suck his cock for him , cant wait for next week
p.s. he hasnt charged us this week lol
any other experiences ? dustbin men postman , let us know
liz n james
Shouldn't this be in the 'stories' section?
I'd thought that
me too :lol2:
Sex God
Quote by jaymar
wow we have just been fucking in our front room while our window cleaner has been watching us , we invited him in so i could suck his cock for him , cant wait for next week
Was it Robin Askwith?
:shock: who???
See:
...lame British sex comedy film from the seventies, still (incredibly) seems to come up (oooer!) regularly on late-night TV.
Quote by MikeNorth
wow we have just been fucking in our front room while our window cleaner has been watching us , we invited him in so i could suck his cock for him , cant wait for next week
Was it Robin Askwith?
:shock: who???
See:
...lame British sex comedy film from the seventies, still (incredibly) seems to come up (oooer!) regularly on late-night TV.
The book is mildly amusing though. Well, it was when i was a young 'un! :lol:
I haven't seen one of those in this area for about 8 years 
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Seeing as you two live in the same neck of the woods- methinks it's the boards on the windows!
Oi Giant lady! I live in the same neck of the woods and comments like that will strip you of a pin-up title!!
;)
Minxy threatens to strip me :rascal:.......
........and she thinks it's an incentive to stop! :giggle:
I got home yesterday to find the normal payment request slip on my doormant, but on closer inspection he had crossed out the amount and written "Didn't do windows because they were already clean." :shock:
I'm definitely going to frame that as it's never going to happen again!
*Ok so they are new and only a week old... but still they were clean!"
I'm definitely going to frame that as it's never going to happen again!
*Ok so they are new and only a week old... but still they were clean!"
Quote by Kiss
I got home yesterday to find the normal payment request slip on my doormant, but on closer inspection he had crossed out the amount and written "Didn't do windows because they were already clean." :shock:
I'm definitely going to frame that as it's never going to happen again!
*Ok so they are new and only a week old... but still they were clean!"
I think that's commonly called "Monday hangover lazyitus!" What an excuse, and in this weather my windows are manky an hour after being cleaned!
Quote by jaymar
I got home yesterday to find the normal payment request slip on my doormant, but on closer inspection he had crossed out the amount and written "Didn't do windows because they were already clean." :shock:
I'm definitely going to frame that as it's never going to happen again!
*Ok so they are new and only a week old... but still they were clean!"
I think that's commonly called "Monday hangover lazyitus!" What an excuse, and in this weather my windows are manky an hour after being cleaned!
It was true! :lol2:
The windows were only installed last Tuesday and the fitters left them spotless.
Quote by jaymar
how do i get a nice slim blonde curled window cleaner (female) wearing suspenders and corset? covered in bubbles wud be fine
Hmph! the sterotypical slim blonde female! huh.. maybe I need to dye my hair and wash some windows!
i,ve got the buckets you can bring the ladders ye the ones in your hold ups so i can climb the stair way to heavn :lol: Quote by HannahnAlex
i am watched by my window cleaner all the time ... i do all sorts of naughty things while he watches ... get him all horny then f-ck him senseless .. then again having a hubby whos a window cleaner i can do him when ever i like
:laughabove: Haha now that's funny! :laughabove:
hannah xx
Quote by Sassy-Seren
My second most hated chore, cleaning windowsbut we seem to have the South Wales Triangle* around here but instead of ships going missing, it's window cleaners
* Not to be mistaken for the Valleys Triangle where everything that's not nailed down disappears
Sassy hides from Minxy
Now look yer lovely girl, ewe can run but ewe can't hide!! :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
"We'll keep a welcome in the hillsides.."
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wow we have just been fucking in our front room while our window cleaner has been watching us , we invited him in so i could suck his cock for him , cant wait for next week
p.s. he hasnt charged us this week lol
any other experiences ? dustbin men postman , let us know
liz n james
Shouldn't this be in the 'stories' section?
Bit short for a story, Frex. More of a thought really isn't it? Or a whimsy? Maybe we should have a whimsy section... :idea:
Or a whimsical thought section...
:idea: I know! Flights of fantasy corner...
On the other hand, if the story was a story and the content was true...
How jealous would all the window cleaners who are SH members be?
I bet he'd be really jealous.
hell if that makes sence thank god i'm pissed, well i'm not but i feel it now
