I RECEIVED THIS PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM A GUY I'D NEVER SPOKEN TO, MESSAGED, SEEN A PROFILE OF, PM'D OR ANYTHING....
Can you get over to South Cheshire for some fun this evening?
I am Steve, 32, 5'9", short dark hair, blue eyes, slim/med and fairly fit.
I love larger ladies!
Can send pic if you send me you email addy?
WHAT ON EARTH WAS HE EXPECTING, ME TO DROP EVERYTHING, JUMP IN MY CAR AND OFF OVER TO SOME RANDOM BLOKE'S HOUSE????
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Do other girls get PMs like this???
Sex God
Quote by sexybbwnw
I RECEIVED THIS PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM A GUY I'D NEVER SPOKEN TO, MESSAGED, SEEN A PROFILE OF, PM'D OR ANYTHING....
Can you get over to South Cheshire for some fun this evening?
I am Steve, 32, 5'9", short dark hair, blue eyes, slim/med and fairly fit.
I love larger ladies!
Can send pic if you send me you email addy?
WHAT ON EARTH WAS HE EXPECTING, ME TO DROP EVERYTHING, JUMP IN MY CAR AND OFF OVER TO SOME RANDOM BLOKE'S HOUSE????
ooohhhh,
you have pulled!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by sexybbwnw
I RECEIVED THIS PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM A GUY I'D NEVER SPOKEN TO, MESSAGED, SEEN A PROFILE OF, PM'D OR ANYTHING....
Can you get over to South Cheshire for some fun this evening?
I am Steve, 32, 5'9", short dark hair, blue eyes, slim/med and fairly fit.
I love larger ladies!
Can send pic if you send me you email addy?
WHAT ON EARTH WAS HE EXPECTING, ME TO DROP EVERYTHING, JUMP IN MY CAR AND OFF OVER TO SOME RANDOM BLOKE'S HOUSE????
On the bright side - it wasn't a one liner. But he was thinking with his dick first.
Quote by sexybbwnw
I RECEIVED THIS PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM A GUY I'D NEVER SPOKEN TO, MESSAGED, SEEN A PROFILE OF, PM'D OR ANYTHING....
Can you get over to South Cheshire for some fun this evening?
I am Steve, 32, 5'9", short dark hair, blue eyes, slim/med and fairly fit.
I love larger ladies!
Can send pic if you send me you email addy?
WHAT ON EARTH WAS HE EXPECTING, ME TO DROP EVERYTHING, JUMP IN MY CAR AND OFF OVER TO SOME RANDOM BLOKE'S HOUSE????
get ya coat hun
you dont want to know some of the scary mail i've had over the years being ts. us trans attract the truly disturbed at times and is very worrying. thankfully i've never had any of that crap on sh.
x rache x
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Let me know who this tosser is (by PM) and I'll issue some strong advice!:roll:
OOhhhh
A Jags slap coming on............... watch out
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
lhk
Ooer, I think you got one from me once....
Sex God
yup get them regular,had one today from a cd, i mean what the hell are they looking in f2f or cpls seeking fems adds anyway
Sex God
Quote by sexybbwnw
WHAT ON EARTH WAS HE EXPECTING, ME TO DROP EVERYTHING, JUMP IN MY CAR AND OFF OVER TO SOME RANDOM BLOKE'S HOUSE????
You mean the women on here don't drop everything to attend unsolicited meets? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Frankly I'm shocked! This obviously isn't the sort of site I want to be associated with then.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh and it's not just women who get these kinda PMs, but mine usually give up when I tell 'em I'm male 5'10" 13st of muscle (mostly) and hetro for some reason. :?
Quote by KitKat
lhk
You've had more Jags Slaps than any other person on this site sweatheart!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
:kiss: :kiss: :twisted: I meant we get PM's like that, you sweet blonde thing you. :twisted:
lhk
I know - I was being ironic!!
:roll: :roll: BLONDE?? I haven't been blonde since I was 10 years of age.. may just dye my hair in the autumn!!
:D Quote by Jags
Let me know who this tosser is (by PM) and I'll issue some strong advice!
OOhhhh
A Jags slap coming on............... watch out
A Jags slap has been issued by PM - if anyone else gets unsolicited PMs then please just let any Mod know.
:xI had an unsolicited pm from a mod, do they get an extra spanking
Quote by sexybbwnw
WHAT ON EARTH WAS HE EXPECTING, ME TO DROP EVERYTHING, JUMP IN MY CAR AND OFF OVER TO SOME RANDOM BLOKE'S HOUSE????
Yes! And on your way, pick up some chinese food and 6 beers too! It's really good fun when you say no and they either get
a) stroppy
b) persistent
or best of all
c) demand to know why you're on the site if you don't want a shag!
Some unsolicited PMs can be interesting and the writers are definitely worth replying to, I've gotten to know a few people that way. Some however are not e.g.
Random bloke: Hi, I'm xxxx, nice avatar, want to meet up (words to that effect)
Me: Polite no thanks reply
Random bloke: Why not? not even for dinner, it doesn't have to be sex
Me: polite no thanks rephrased and sent
Random bloke: OK can you tell me where I can go dogging locally and what is the point of munches?
Me: feels soooo special now, does not reply!
Orgasminator
I get those sorts of PM's all the time..... I just delete them!
You'll not be surprised to find out that the bloke who sent the PM was the bloke who trolled the site last night until Sarge got hold of him by the scruff of the neck and chucked him out, and Mark then slammed the door behind him.
Trouble?? :shock: :shock:
No trouble for those twats.
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Trouble?? :shock: :shock:
No trouble for those twats.
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Sex God
Quote by Jags
You'll not be surprised to find out that the bloke who sent the PM was the bloke who trolled the site last night until Sarge got hold of him by the scruff of the neck and chucked him out, and Mark then slammed the door behind him.
Trouble?? :shock: :shock:
No trouble for those twats.
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Oh I DO like masterful men :twisted:
and I missed all the fun
Quote by Jags
Let me know who this tosser is (by PM) and I'll issue some strong advice!
OOhhhh
A Jags slap coming on............... watch out
A Jags slap has been issued by PM - if anyone else gets unsolicited PMs then please just let any Mod know.
:xThat's me flucked then :cry:
Unless of course I remember the rules and advice given to me HERE
before I get one them there slap thingys Just as long as you DON'T read the advice given here!
:shock:
:shock:
ops: :oops:How come blokes canresist washing the dishes, loading washing machine, ironing, cooking, making the beds, tidying up, picking up wet towels, putting dirty clothes in the washing machine, taking things upstairs, bringing thing downstairs.... etc etc etc.
:dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
:dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by Jags
How come blokes can resist washing the dishes, loading washing machine, ironing, cooking, making the beds, tidying up, picking up wet towels, putting dirty clothes in the washing machine, taking things upstairs, bringing thing downstairs.... etc etc etc.
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
It's in the Jeans :shock:
Yeeeeeeeeeees - my splelll checher IS working
