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Do single women fart?

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Unknown User
Serious question, do single women fart? Because before I got married my ex never let one go but once we were wed she never stopped.
SilkandBigG
Sex God
They do not, in the same way that even though there are ugly wives all brides are beautiful, and all BW are B. :shock:
Unknown User
Hi,
I was told single women do not fart, as they don't have an arse hole until they are married, lol
xox
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Course not! We never burp either!! :mrgreen:
Unknown User
This is posted by a man who thinks us ladies are old school, and never ever let one rip! wink
Kazsc
Sexlightened
Kaz farts like a docker
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
the real question is.....if a single woman farts and noones about to hear it does it still make a noise? ;)
Unknown User
It's very good news if they don't, because then it couldn't have been me who farted in someone's face mid-69! cool
redface
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Hornybitchkent
Hi,
I was told single women do not fart, as they don't have an arse hole until they are married, lol
xox

Now this made me laugh :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Unknown User
In my experience, Only in bed after sex that's lasted about 5 hours.
Sara_2006
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
the real question is.....if a single woman farts and noones about to hear it does it still make a noise? ;)

or even smell :twisted:
bustylady40
Master of Sex
No they don't, they fluff. Men fart!!!! biggrin
xxxx
Unknown User
Quote by benrums0n
In my experience, Only in bed after sex that's lasted about 5 hours.

Wow Ben........you stud!
Sarah
Sex God
A lady never says :giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by Lucyandmike7
This is posted by a man who thinks us ladies are old school, and never ever let one rip! wink

Except for fanny farts!
Unknown User
Careful Lucy its only happened once and that was 15 years ago.
Unknown User
Quote by benrums0n
Careful Lucy its only happened once and that was 15 years ago.

Shucks!
You should of not let on it only happened once!
All us ladies who like a good long one would of been knocking at your PM box!
x
Unknown User
Parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
Serendipity
Sex God
Quote by The_third_man
Serious question, do single women fart? Because before I got married my ex never let one go but once we were wed she never stopped.

You remember when you were dating, you'd go to a restaurant and she'd go to "powder her nose"?
Yup....guess what she was really doing lol
Unknown User
I believe they are called "love puffs" or "perfumed love puffs"
westerross
Sex God
Quote by TheLovelyOne
It's very good news if they don't, because then it couldn't have been me who farted in someone's face mid-69! cool
redface

That good was it??
:giggle:
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duncanlondon
Sex God
The human body is supposed to produce several farts in a day. Most men will bang them out quite happily.
But where does a girl's gas go?
Unknown User
Depends what girl's school they went to - St Trinians, yes! Roedean - absolutely not! lol
Serendipity
Sex God
Quote by duncanlondon
The human body is supposed to produce several farts in a day. Most men will bang them out quite happily.
But where does a girl's gas go?

To their boobs - a quick check of profile pics will show you who the fart queens are lol
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by Serendipity
The human body is supposed to produce several farts in a day. Most men will bang them out quite happily.
But where does a girl's gas go?

To their boobs - a quick check of profile pics will show you who the fart queens are lol
Oi!! smackbottom
I resemble that remark!!! wink
kiss
Unknown User
Quote by bustylady40
No they don't, they fluff. Men fart!!!! biggrin
xxxx

Oi I resemble that remark! wink
Serendipity
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
The human body is supposed to produce several farts in a day. Most men will bang them out quite happily.
But where does a girl's gas go?

To their boobs - a quick check of profile pics will show you who the fart queens are lol
Oi!! smackbottom
I resemble that remark!!! wink
kiss
I know, I know.....<holds nose> :lol:
duncanlondon
Sex God
I think girl's absorb their gas and they get an attack like the bends. Or they are just selfish, can't bare to part with them and hang onto them, and it creeps under the skin and forms what we are told is cellulite. Its not fat its tiny pockets of fart gas.
Unknown User
Quote by duncanlondon
I think girl's absorb their gas and they get an attack like the bends. Or they are just selfish, can't bare to part with them and hang onto them, and it creeps under the skin and forms what we are told is cellulite. Its not fat its tiny pockets of fart gas.

Do you know, I think you might be right. I try not to let rip especially in public, but my sister couldn't care less redface . I am covered in cellulite, even my cellulite has cellulite, and she has hardly any mad . That is soooooooooo unfair.