Hi everyone,
Now to all of us who have kids, I wonder is being caught by your kids a common occurance.
About once a week on of my several children will walk in on us in varying stages of something.
But today took the biscuit.
five bloody times, each and every time we have tried one of them has walked in
I am begining to feel very very frustrated, yes i have had some satisfaction, but its
become a bit of a joke.
I dont believe in locks on doors in houses, but today i have changed my mind and
am going to put a bloody big padlock on my bedroom door.
and a do not disturb sign, they are old enough to know whats going on so why
of why do they do it.
My eldest sons girlfriend thinks we are mad as we always go off to the bedroom whenever she is here.
we arnt abnormal just have a normal healthy interest in each other .
thats why i cant wait to get away for a day or two so i can relax and enjoy myself.
Has anyone else had this terrible day. its been fun trying , but.
Lisamarie
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Sexpert
No you are definately not on your own - happens to us too 
Sex God
It's probably because they are old enough to know that they do it!!
You don't need a padlock - vaseline on the handle will do.
You don't need a padlock - vaseline on the handle will do.
Sexpert
We don't even have a door handle on our door and it won't shut - which is probably just as well
Quote by westerross
It's probably because they are old enough to know that they do it!!
You don't need a padlock - vaseline on the handle will do.
What about wiping it up from the surfaces, clothes, furniture, etc when you're done? Or do you leave that to the Missus? Go on tune, tell us all that that is what you do, go on, get yourself in trouble :twisted: :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I remember my teenage daughter walking in on me when I was judging the SH Perfect Pussy Competition on the PC!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
whats worse is my parents cathing me on SH
luckliy not happened yet
MikeC
Quote by MikeC
I remember my teenage daughter walking in on me when I was judging the SH Perfect Pussy Competition on the PC!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
whats worse is my parents cathing me on SH
luckliy not happened yet
MikeC
Be careful of what you wish for...you just may get it!
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I remember my teenage daughter walking in on me when I was judging the SH Perfect Pussy Competition on the PC!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:shock: You have a teenage daughter? I didn't think you were old enough!
Quote by freckledbird
I remember my teenage daughter walking in on me when I was judging the SH Perfect Pussy Competition on the PC!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:shock: You have a teenage daughter? I didn't think you were old enough!
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: 
Orgasminator
My lad knows I'm a swinger and bi (long story but involves him creating a MSN messenger account against my wishes and adding myself and my ex to his list some years ago, lol)
But a few weeks ago I was having a phone wank with someone when he came downstairs and walked in on myself with trousers around my ankles and wanking (I can usually hear him doing the tipical teenage "thomp, thomp" down the stairs, but this time didnt) he looked rather startled, did a double take, and turned around and went back up stairs....
after explaining to the person on the other end of the phone that I had to go... I ziped up and went up stairs and said "now that was really embarising" he said "yeps, i'll knock next time" and we are all good now :-) I was definatly an experience I would not want to have again... at least when im photographing or with someone he knows the studio and bedroom are off limits; while being a single parent does not preclude me from having a sex life and meeting people I really would like him to grow up with a "normal" view of romance and sex with the opertunity to explore as he gets older and more mature.... its a real jugiling act sometimes as he's far to mature for his actual age :-S
But a few weeks ago I was having a phone wank with someone when he came downstairs and walked in on myself with trousers around my ankles and wanking (I can usually hear him doing the tipical teenage "thomp, thomp" down the stairs, but this time didnt) he looked rather startled, did a double take, and turned around and went back up stairs....
after explaining to the person on the other end of the phone that I had to go... I ziped up and went up stairs and said "now that was really embarising" he said "yeps, i'll knock next time" and we are all good now :-) I was definatly an experience I would not want to have again... at least when im photographing or with someone he knows the studio and bedroom are off limits; while being a single parent does not preclude me from having a sex life and meeting people I really would like him to grow up with a "normal" view of romance and sex with the opertunity to explore as he gets older and more mature.... its a real jugiling act sometimes as he's far to mature for his actual age :-S
Quote by freckledbird
I remember my teenage daughter walking in on me when I was judging the SH Perfect Pussy Competition on the PC!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:shock: You have a teenage daughter? I didn't think you were old enough!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You sweet talker FB
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
I remember my teenage daughter walking in on me when I was judging the SH Perfect Pussy Competition on the PC!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:shock: You have a teenage daughter? I didn't think you were old enough!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You sweet talker FB
Awww behave Mr FC, I'm all :oops: now - Sarge just comes across as younger when he posts.
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
I remember my teenage daughter walking in on me when I was judging the SH Perfect Pussy Competition on the PC!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:shock: You have a teenage daughter? I didn't think you were old enough!
Yeah - she's probably twoteen!!
:? :? :? :? :? Sex God
Quote by westerross
I remember my teenage daughter walking in on me when I was judging the SH Perfect Pussy Competition on the PC!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:shock: You have a teenage daughter? I didn't think you were old enough!
Yeah - she's probably twoteen!!
:shock: you don't seem old enough either, so you can just bloody behave!
Oh and our children don't walk in on us any more - they turn up their music or put headphones on so they can't hear us (me :oops: ), then they tell us (me :oops: ) off for being noisy.
Sex God
several children, copious shagging! hmmmmm i think there may be a link between the two 
Yes I have mangaged to work it out now and stop it happening lol.
it took me years thinking i was doing something wrong.
My eldest boy walked into the kitchen yesterday as i was telling
hubbie about the munch, saying there is strictly no sex in the club.
well he is eighteen on the 3rd so he worked it out and was a little
concerned about his mum.
but he is coping all right,
lisamarie
it took me years thinking i was doing something wrong.
My eldest boy walked into the kitchen yesterday as i was telling
hubbie about the munch, saying there is strictly no sex in the club.
well he is eighteen on the 3rd so he worked it out and was a little
concerned about his mum.
but he is coping all right,
lisamarie
Sex God
Quote by LisaMarie
Yes I have mangaged to work it out now and stop it happening lol.
it took me years thinking i was doing something wrong.
My eldest boy walked into the kitchen yesterday as i was telling
hubbie about the munch, saying there is strictly no sex in the club.
well he is eighteen on the 3rd so he worked it out and was a little
concerned about his mum.
but he is coping all right,
lisamarie
without getting flirty, you don't look old enough for grown up kids
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Yes I have mangaged to work it out now and stop it happening lol.
it took me years thinking i was doing something wrong.
My eldest boy walked into the kitchen yesterday as i was telling
hubbie about the munch, saying there is strictly no sex in the club.
well he is eighteen on the 3rd so he worked it out and was a little
concerned about his mum.
but he is coping all right,
lisamarie
without getting flirty, you don't look old enough for grown up kids
If he won't get flirty, I will! Poor 18 y.o. learning again that his mum and dad still have not learned that sex has been out lawed for the over 30's
:rotflmao: 
Orgasminator
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I remember my teenage daughter walking in on me when I was judging the SH Perfect Pussy Competition on the PC!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
What, a Perfect Pussy Comp? Damn I'm too late. :cry:
Anyone got the pics of the nominations and the winner?
Quote by veejay
I remember my teenage daughter walking in on me when I was judging the SH Perfect Pussy Competition on the PC!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
What, a Perfect Pussy Comp? Damn I'm too late. :cry:
Anyone got the pics of the nominations and the winner?
Remember Veejay, the search button is your friend!
Quote by smokerjim
I remember my teenage daughter walking in on me when I was judging the SH Perfect Pussy Competition on the PC!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
What, a Perfect Pussy Comp? Damn I'm too late. :cry:
Anyone got the pics of the nominations and the winner?
Remember Veejay, the search button is your friend!
I won it!
I've not had my daughter walk in on me while on the job but a few months back I had a very nice BDSM session and we used a leg harness (ankle straps with a connecting bar) , various ropes etc.. all nice, normal fun ... hehehe
However, in the heat of things I decided that the ropes, harness etc had to come off coz I really needed to finish off - if you know what I mean - so everything just got untied and ceremoniously dumped by the side of the bed.
My partner went home the next day and I went to fetch my daughter from her mum's - completely forgetting about the equipment on the lfoor in the bedroom and the rope tied around each corner of the bed!!!
When we got home my daughter went to use the bathroom in my bedroom instead of the main one and came back holding the ankle restraint in her 7y/o hands asking 'Whats this daddy?'
I could've bloody died!!!
All I could think of to explain it was 'Its a special brace to help people with wonky knees to walk straight.' To which she replied: 'Your getting old if you need one of these, daddy.'
I know she believes me now but when she's 17, 18 etc.......... she'll know damn well what it is!!!
However, in the heat of things I decided that the ropes, harness etc had to come off coz I really needed to finish off - if you know what I mean - so everything just got untied and ceremoniously dumped by the side of the bed.
My partner went home the next day and I went to fetch my daughter from her mum's - completely forgetting about the equipment on the lfoor in the bedroom and the rope tied around each corner of the bed!!!
When we got home my daughter went to use the bathroom in my bedroom instead of the main one and came back holding the ankle restraint in her 7y/o hands asking 'Whats this daddy?'
I could've bloody died!!!
All I could think of to explain it was 'Its a special brace to help people with wonky knees to walk straight.' To which she replied: 'Your getting old if you need one of these, daddy.'
I know she believes me now but when she's 17, 18 etc.......... she'll know damn well what it is!!!
no kids yet , so haven't been disturbed :twisted:
but do think some of us may be missing the terrible physcological damage we may be inflicting on kids!!...........I know for one, that many moons ago, the sight of my parents indulging in said acts, prompted a very worrying scream followed by many tears and explanations from parents as to why dad was making mum scream!!
couldn't talk to them about it again till I was about 20!, had to learn the birds and the bees from private after that LOL :twisted:
hmmmm,,,,,,,,,,starting to see why I a bit of a perve now
but do think some of us may be missing the terrible physcological damage we may be inflicting on kids!!...........I know for one, that many moons ago, the sight of my parents indulging in said acts, prompted a very worrying scream followed by many tears and explanations from parents as to why dad was making mum scream!!
couldn't talk to them about it again till I was about 20!, had to learn the birds and the bees from private after that LOL :twisted:
hmmmm,,,,,,,,,,starting to see why I a bit of a perve now
