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do you ever wonder bout things like who the 1st people were who picked sumthing off say a tree orplant and ate it?well i do lol .imagine finding sum thing growing that has never been eaten before and your gonna be the 1st ever person eating it for the 1st time not knowing that it could in fact poison you . for instance a pomegranite horrible looking peel with not nice looking seeds but sum 1 some where was the 1st person to eat it . garlic pungent and very strong but sum 1 decided to risk all n eat it . love to hear ur thoughts biggrin
Avocado = madness! What were they thinking of?
And whomever was the first person to crop from the Pepperami Tree was obviously a seriously disturbed person in need support...
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squid and oysters :shock: :shock:
I mean WTF were they thinking!!!!
Cheese, I love it, but who in there right mind thought of eating month old milk curds.
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Frogs legs and fish eyes and sheeps brains. :shock:
Ohhhhhhhh.............just the thought turns my stomach. Brings back all the horrors of I'm a celebrity get me outta here.
Remember Miss C Thatcher eating those eyes and hearing them crunch. Yukky.
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Frogs legs and fish eyes and sheeps brains. :shock:
Ohhhhhhhh.............just the thought turns my stomach. Brings back all the horrors of I'm a celebrity get me outta here.
Remember Miss C Thatcher eating those eyes and hearing them crunch. Yukky.

Though you liked the idea of coming to france :lickface:
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squid and oysters :shock: :shock:
I mean WTF were they thinking!!!!

With you on this one hun. Whoever thought anything with the texture of snot could be an aphrodisiac must have been on something! loon :gagged:
passion fruit eurgh just looking at it makes me wanna throw up it will not pass my lips :gagged: . it looks like stale frogspawn in a cup. and where did the name come from dunno
Mmmmmmmmm faggots lol
Someone at a brewery at some point looked at the crud left over in the brewing machine and thought 'Mmmmm, that looks nice- we can sell that shite to someone'
Marmite!!!! It's just beer poo :shock:
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i'd like to know what was going through the head of the first person who looked into a cave full of bird poo and thought that nicking their nests would be a great idea.
i mean the bird itself i get, the eggs i get, but the nest? i know it costs a small fortune but i just don't get it!
whips

especially when you see what the nests are actually made from :gagged:
I wonder who first saw a shark's liver on a fishmonger's counter and thought "Hmmmm...I bet that would work wonders on me piles!"
Oh yes I am always thinking about this....imagine the first person to think of actually peeling the skin off those long yellow things that grow on the trees and then tasting a banana..it must have been heaven smile
and then after that what about the person who thought to put a split banana with a flake inside, in tinfoil and warm through on a bbq and serve with icecream.....mmmmmmmm Oh yeah..that was Sassy wasn't it :undecided: lol
I suppose a lot of things we eat are because we saw animals eating them first. However, who thought that picking a few leaves from the top of a plant and putting them in boling water would make a refreshing drink.
Whoever thought, oooh Ski extra fruity - I'll stick a bit of that on me minge - oooh the relief!
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Whoever thought, oooh Ski extra fruity - I'll stick a bit of that on me minge - oooh the relief!

It was strange food sex they were having while the lady/man had thrush and it caused relief? Tis the only theory i can come up with sorry lol
Congratulations to the person who decided to put Garlic into the Bread ... Garlic Bread, it`s the future lol
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Congratulations to the person who decided to put Garlic into the Bread ... Garlic Bread, it`s the future lol

Yeah, but cheese..cake? CHEESE cake???
Dirty b*stards!
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Congratulations to the person who decided to put Garlic into the Bread ... Garlic Bread, it`s the future lol

Yeah, but cheese..cake? CHEESE cake???
Dirty b*stards!
:giggle:
Yes dirty b@%$tards :vomitemote:
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I wonder who first saw a shark's liver on a fishmonger's counter and thought "Hmmmm...I bet that would work wonders on me piles!"

Quote by Cherrytree
Whoever thought, oooh Ski extra fruity - I'll stick a bit of that on me minge - oooh the relief!

I can't work out if you need examining or eating confused:
(actually, Doctor Meaty is thinking both are nessasary) :rascal:
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Whoever thought, oooh Ski extra fruity - I'll stick a bit of that on me minge - oooh the relief!

Well I'd be more than willing to give relief to a fruity Ski covered minge, especially if it's strawberry flavoured :twisted:
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Oh yes I am always thinking about this....imagine the first person to think of actually peeling the skin off those long yellow things that grow on the trees and then tasting a banana..it must have been heaven smile
and then after that what about the person who thought to put a split banana with a flake inside, in tinfoil and warm through on a bbq and serve with icecream.....mmmmmmmm Oh yeah..that was Sassy wasn't it :undecided: lol

you don't want to know what was going through my mind at the time innocent
Yes I too have wondered and discussed this many times. I also wonder how it came about with ingredients. How did someone know that one should put an egg or margarine in a cake?
I guess we can get the answer from books but who wrote them anyway and what if they're wrong for example...
Once my mother in law showed me a recipe book that told her to weigh the margarine first and then the sugar and flour. She complained that if she did this, then the sugar and flour would stick to where the margarine had been first. I told her to weigh it the other way around. She argued that if she did this the cake would turn out differently.
I said how could it? Once the 3 are in the bowl with the egg and mixed how do they know who fell into the bowl first? Still she could not see my logic and since the book had to be right she continued to weigh the margarine first and have it stick to the bowl.
Now why did I mention this? Have no idea, could it have been a misinformed book or a daft mother in law?
But back to basics...I guess this is where the king and his food tasters came in, if the food taster died then the food was poisenous.
Mm now where's the mother in law when you need one...
(Lol only joking - mine passed over so I have to be careful what I say - cos she's probably listening - she was good at that - well to a degree).
Kate x
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Yes I too have wondered and discussed this many times. I also wonder how it came about with ingredients. How did someone know that one should put an egg or margarine in a cake?
I guess we can get the answer from books but who wrote them anyway and what if they're wrong for example...
Once my mother in law showed me a recipe book that told her to weigh the margarine first and then the sugar and flour. She complained that if she did this, then the sugar and flour would stick to where the margarine had been first. I told her to weigh it the other way around. She argued that if she did this the cake would turn out differently.
I said how could it? Once the 3 are in the bowl with the egg and mixed how do they know who fell into the bowl first? Still she could not see my logic and since the book had to be right she continued to weigh the margarine first and have it stick to the bowl.
Now why did I mention this? Have no idea, could it have been a misinformed book or a daft mother in law?
But back to basics...I guess this is where the king and his food tasters came in, if the food taster died then the food was poisenous.
Mm now where's the mother in law when you need one...
(Lol only joking - mine passed over so I have to be careful what I say - cos she's probably listening - she was good at that - well to a degree).
Kate x

So would you pour water into acid or acid into water? The end result is the same surely?
In chemistry it is not unusual for a chemical's property to change in different ways depending on the order in which they are mixed. Cake ingredients are just chemicals after all.
Its vital to mix the margerine and sugar before mixing in any other ingredients with a cake or it wont rise proper or have the light fluffyness you want in a nice cake :jagsatwork:
but what you could do is cover the scales bowl with cling film or measure things into bowls first :idea: or guess like i do :lol2:
Sorry slight geek alert there loon
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Its vital to mix the margerine and sugar before mixing in any other ingredients with a cake or it wont rise proper or have the light fluffyness you want in a nice cake :jagsatwork:
but what you could do is cover the scales bowl with cling film or measure things into bowls first :idea: or guess like i do :lol2:
Sorry slight geek alert there loon
Great tip why didn't I think of that? :doh: lol
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Who found out there is a difference between eating a mushroom and a toadstool?
I was told the elves and the pixies! rolleyes
Who was the first person to find out natural yoghurt is good for thrush................and wtf were they doing at the time???? blink