any other cheesy chat up lines? or even ones that came out wrong and earned you a slapped face?
hehe
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Orgasminator
Someone actually said to me once "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock" 
To be fair, I was laughing so hard, I couldn't see to slap him
*Her*
To be fair, I was laughing so hard, I couldn't see to slap him
*Her*
Sex God
If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.
I once when 17 asked an attractive older bar maid what a clitoris was for a laugh. She said "Wasted on you"
I once when 17 asked an attractive older bar maid what a clitoris was for a laugh. She said "Wasted on you"
Warming the Bed
Quote by deancannock
what about
you want a kiss....or you gona stay looking like a frog all your life !!!
or
go up and say..Fancy a shag....they in disgust say NO...you reply..well mind lieing down whilst i have one.
or
Fancy going halfs on a bastard
by way I'm single and never been married....can you tell..lol
aww Dean, I dont think you look like a frog, but if you promise to turn into a prince you can pucker up
Sex God
"I'm gonna fuck you so hard you'll be doing back flips" :rascal:
Actually, it was incredibly horny: he was a v handsome African American guy who I had been eyeing up in a restaurant in Cancun. We ended up in the same club later that night & these were his first words to me.
I like the direct approach!
Actually, it was incredibly horny: he was a v handsome African American guy who I had been eyeing up in a restaurant in Cancun. We ended up in the same club later that night & these were his first words to me.
I like the direct approach!
