Do you get funny spam emails that you want to share?

Warming the Bed

28 Oct 2004

I get a few from those states in Africa, who have $200,000,000 dollars to get out etc. i bet most on here have. Also the penis enlargement ones for $XXX dollars, but the other day i got one, that really made me laugh for a while...
A little blue pill, that takes 40 minutes to work, and guaranteed to give me an errection for upto 7 hours!!!
Firstly...you kind of get all horny, and have to postpone whilst it gets going...read a book, listen to a cd...NOT realy romantic...and maybe this is just me, at my age, but WHAT the firk am I going to do with a stiffy for upto 7 hours! I mean after the obvious, it seems a bit silly trying to sneak on the bus with it, or trying to drive with a portable steering lock, and the embarrassment factor alone at work, along with the times you'd bump it would sort of keep me WELL away?
Or is it just me??? confused

well_busty_babe

Sex God

28 Oct 2004

the ones i keep getting are the scam ones where they tell you "price muppet of lala land" has been diposed and needs your help to smuggle 345,678,000,000 dollars out of the country.
i used to delete them.. but now i repy asking for a loan.
i never get any further correspondence oddly enough.
there is a site dedicated to people who wind up the con merchants.. some of the accounts are hilareous.
i cant remeber the addy.. but its scamorama something or other

dundeecpl

Sex God

28 Oct 2004

Quote by musicwasmyfirstlove
WHAT the firk am I going to do with a stiffy for upto 7 hours!

I would have great fun helping you to find things to do with it for 7 hours redface

Gill x