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swing_fun_cpl
Casanova
Ive always been a firm beleiver that you get what you pay for regarding toys for us girlies, but im begining to have my doubts now. My newest addition to my toys was over £50 so i was expecting it to be fairly good quality then........as im going for gold the dam bullet tip thingy falls off!!! Well im too close to change toys so i change technique and continue. Then just as the earth starts to move the dam thing cuts out......no!! sad At this point im forced to continue manualy. when i examined the dam toy it apears its shorted out thro fluid damage. Ok so was i being greedy for going for a multi-orgasam or is it just stupid that it has a battery cover that alows fluids to enter? Should i take it back and ask for a refund/replacement and if so whos coming with me redface
And lastly who can recommend a new toy for me to buy? smile
Ohh and no i wasnt useing it in the bath/shower surprised
Nicky
Unknown User
sorry hunni but all I can think of is you going into the shop and saying ' Can I have another one. I only used this once and I broke it '
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Sarah
Sex God
Take it back and ask for a replacement or your money back.
I'm sure the sale of goods act covers 'toys' as well, they must be fit for the purpose they were sold for.
If not contact your local trading standards officer.
They werevery good to me mad
Unknown User
Worth remembering if you purchased online you are covered by the that cover amongst other things a longer return period for faulty goods smile
Firelizard
Sex God
I broke my pusatron back when we first joined here..........in a cam room redface :giggle:
Was ever so funny! especially when I found out much later that Stormy had put one of the batteries in upside down so there was absolutely nothing wrong with it at all rotflmao
Love
Fire x
peenut
Orgasminator
well if toys were like work tools, then there should be industrial heavy duty versions ! I think !
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Quote by peenut
well if toys were like work tools, then there should be industrial heavy duty versions ! I think !
Sarah
Sex God
Bluddy hell
Silk and Big G
What speed does that run at????????????
lol
Unknown User
:shock:
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Look at you two feining shock , like you both dont have something like it at home .
( it runs at seven speeds up to 3000 rpm and has a hammer action Sar')
Unknown User
Gives the phrase 'having a screw' a whole new meaning :shock:
Unknown User
0- 750 ish rpm i would say lol
Unknown User
Ah 'fit for purpose'
The way most ‘adult toy’ manufactures get around the consumers right that a product should be ‘fit for purpose’ is….
Somewhere on the packaging it will say “this product is sold as a novelty item”.
If it doesn’t then you have the right for a refund or replacement.
If they give you any bollox about it being a manufacturers problem and not their fault… or “we don’t accept the return of these goods for hygiene reasons”… they have the duty of care as they sold it to you.
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Youre thinkin of the De Walt hammerman Goose mate , this is the Hammerdrive deluxe with the extended diamond hardened gangle pin , so spins much faster on the drive induction cycle , because of the platetectonic force factor from the freewheeling hub structurisation .
Easy mistake to make , they look similar
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
Ah 'fit for purpose'
The way most ‘adult toy’ manufactures get around the consumers right that a product should be ‘fit for purpose’ is….
Somewhere on the packaging it will say “this product is sold as a novelty item”.
If it doesn’t then you have the right for a refund or replacement.
If they give you any bollox about it being a manufacturers problem and not their fault… or “we don’t accept the return of these goods for hygiene reasons”… they have the duty of care as they sold it to you.

Youre right of course P , but if you had the balls ( scuse the pun) I would say that even with the novelty disclaimer - in a claims court it could be argued that if it were sold in a sex shop , with signs advertising sex toys then it should be obvious what its function was , and therefore its purpose - novelty or not . I reckon they could they win that one. biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by Silk and Big G
Youre thinkin of the De Walt hammerman Goose mate , this is the Hammerdrive deluxe with the extended diamond hardened gangle pin , so spins much faster on the drive induction cycle , because of the platetectonic force factor from the freewheeling hub structurisation .
Easy mistake to make , they look similar

You need to get out more :dry:
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Youre thinkin of the De Walt hammerman Goose mate , this is the Hammerdrive deluxe with the extended diamond hardened gangle pin , so spins much faster on the drive induction cycle , because of the platetectonic force factor from the freewheeling hub structurisation .
Easy mistake to make , they look similar

You need to get out more :dry:
Well write to my wardens then and tell them that !!
Every day , in every way , im getting better and better ................................
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
Youre thinkin of the De Walt hammerman Goose mate , this is the Hammerdrive deluxe with the extended diamond hardened gangle pin , so spins much faster on the drive induction cycle , because of the platetectonic force factor from the freewheeling hub structurisation .
Easy mistake to make , they look similar
:laughabove: rotflmao :laughabove:
swing_fun_cpl
Casanova
I should take it back,but i cant find the receipt and redface id proberly die of embaresment too. But i have learnt alot from this thread,so thanks folkes biggrin In future i think im gonna buy online because:
dont need to find a receipt
get longer to send items back
dont have to go and fess up face to face , when i break said items redface
Learn something new everyday ehh :lol2:
nicky
Unknown User
Quote by swing_fun_cpl
I should take it back,but i cant find the receipt

You don't need a receipt for faulty goods no matter what they tell you biggrin
Be brave walk in tot he shop with it in your hand then in the style of the dead parrot sketch just wave it in the assistents face and bag it on the counter proclaiming it a dead vibrator lol
banlwales
Master of Sex
Quote by sheddy
I should take it back,but i cant find the receipt

You don't need a receipt for faulty goods no matter what they tell you biggrin
Be brave walk in tot he shop with it in your hand then in the style of the dead parrot sketch just wave it in the assistents face and bag it on the counter proclaiming it a dead vibrator lol
then again, would the shopkeeper be brave enough to say no to someone who'd just slapped a dead vibrator on the counter, or perhaps even indicate that it was simply "pining for the fjords"..?
rolleyes
swing_fun_cpl
Casanova
OMG :!: Ive just had to swop on to the laptop as my pc keyboard is swimming in cola rolleyes
:giggle: :laughabove: :giggle:
And im not normaly one to spit :smoke:
Nicky
Tania
Orgasminator
What a funny thread! lol
Nicky haven't you kept the box the toy came in? If you have, then it may have a price sticker from the shop you bought it?
And I have to agree with the others that said you ought to return it. Half the embarrassment will be yours and half will be theirs for selling tools that are not fit for their purpose. (I'd come with you for the fun of it but I am abroad till mid Sept and I don't think you should wait that long, so courage!)
twos_company
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
Ah 'fit for purpose'
The way most ‘adult toy’ manufactures get around the consumers right that a product should be ‘fit for purpose’ is….
Somewhere on the packaging it will say “this product is sold as a novelty item”.
If it doesn’t then you have the right for a refund or replacement.
If they give you any bollox about it being a manufacturers problem and not their fault… or “we don’t accept the return of these goods for hygiene reasons”… they have the duty of care as they sold it to you.

Youre right of course P , but if you had the balls ( scuse the pun) I would say that even with the novelty disclaimer - in a claims court it could be argued that if it were sold in a sex shop , with signs advertising sex toys then it should be obvious what its function was , and therefore its purpose - novelty or not . I reckon they could they win that one. biggrin
especially if u have to have a trip to casualty to have the broken off bit removed..............
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Unknown User
Quote by swing_fun_cpl
And lastly who can recommend a new toy for me to buy? smile Nicky

Mrs Cueball swears by her Eroscillator. It cost a packet but we've had it over three years now. And it's mains powered ;-)
Unknown User
Quote by cu3b4ll
And lastly who can recommend a new toy for me to buy? smile Nicky

Mrs Cueball swears by her Eroscillator. It cost a packet but we've had it over three years now. And it's mains powered ;-)
So THAT'S the dip in the National Grid then? :giggle:
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