Do you name your ''bits''

17 Jul 2007

Someone in the 'Lies your parents told you' thread, used the term wee willie winkie to refer to his manhood (LOL)
It got me to thinking....do you name your bits or refer to them by the correct anatomical name?
Do you give them nicknames for your kids to use, or did your parents refer to them by euphemisms, rather than say the proper word?
And, best of all....what do you call em in the bedroom, between consenting adults :P
My kids call theirs winkle (for the boys) and dinkle (for my daughter)
My dad (who had 4 daughters) always called it a 'doofer' , when asked what a doofer was, he always replied "its the thing that'll doofer wee-ing with!!"
In the bedroom, I call mine a pu$$y and OH's a c@ck
I always feel weird saying the proper words....dont know why, and find it even weirder to hear a child saying it! biggrin

17 Jul 2007

gosh this has made me laugh... was chatting to a couple last night,
he called his cock:- george !! I was crying with laughter.
Ummm I am happy with most things... and when I am in bed, and talking 'dirty' then I will use the word 'cock'. Men and women seem to prefer pussy. But I don't see it as something seperate from me or animalistic, so am not keen on euphemisms. I will say 'me' eg.. 'you are so deep inside me' 'fuck me harder' 'touch me'.. etc etc.
I am more than happy with people who know me and are talking dirty (suggesting things they want to do with me) to refer to my vagina as my cunt. Or my vagina.
When talking to my son about sex I use the words cock and vagina. This is said with the caveat (as is everything we discuss) that others may not be comfortable with 'our' turn of phrase and he needs to be aware of that.
splendid

17 Jul 2007

Hi guys (great name btw)
As a child it was willy and wee wee's in our house.
With my kids it's willy.
In the bedroom it's pussy and cock. We also have an alternative "pet" names for each which I shall not divulge, it's too personal to us
I also use in discussions the correct anatomical names and sometimes a cosier version. With the my eldest child, we have got as far as boobs, vagina, penis, balls.
pink x

17 Jul 2007

Quote by Bonedigger
Someone in the 'Lies your parents told you' thread, used the term wee willie winkie to refer to his manhood (LOL)
It got me to thinking....do you name your bits or refer to them by the correct anatomical name?
NO personal names here!
Do you give them nicknames for your kids to use, or did your parents refer to them by euphemisms, rather
than say the proper word?
Interesting one this! My daughter overheard me during a conversation with my midwife who refered to my bits as "fanny". Well that was it, its stuck in her head and no matter what other nicknames i come up with she insists on using that! Breasts are boobies too!
penis' are now willys around the kids! although for a while she did refer to Mr V's as a "daddy fanny" :shock:
And, best of all....what do you call em in the bedroom, between consenting adults :P
Referred to as pussy, cock in the bedroom!
My dad (who had 4 daughters) always called it a 'doofer' , when asked what a doofer was, he always replied "its the thing that'll doofer wee-ing with!!"
:shock: My mum uses that name to refer to the remote controll for the tv!
I have a gay friend who refer's to a womans vagina as her "lady places" :lol:

17 Jul 2007

I know some people here don't like old threads on a current topic being revived, but this is real ROTFLMAO material:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/51189.html

17 Jul 2007

When I was a kid my dad told me his willy was called a "doflop" cos it do flop around lol

my little one calls her lady bits her moo moo !! and willies are willies.
in the bedroom we use cock, pussy dick etc.

18 Jul 2007

My niece used to call hers mini - just read through the old threads and saw someone else used the same name! My first boyfriend's was called Edgar and he named mine Hamish.

18 Jul 2007

A very religious couple we know studiously avoid any reference to 'bits' whatsoever - I was kicked heavily in the ankle by the missus when I (mischievously) asked what a masectomy was.......

18 Jul 2007

We don't have names for our bits (pussy and cock in the bedroom mostly) but my favorite euphamism for the female bits is "the furry chalice!"
:giggle:
Russell