DOES ANYONE ELSE WANK....

22 Apr 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
:P Nah, never whilst driving. Only as a pillion passanger on a bike

:doh: Why can't I find a lady like this for the pillion of my Suzuki?!!!
It would make the daily commute to Derby so much more interesting!!! rotflmao

22 Apr 2005

Quote by AlexClaireSX
Best car we had for that was my '77 Buick It had a bench seat so your passenger could get real close and do the 'naughties'
No centre console, gear lever or handbrake!!!!!
Alas it rotted away.....and the car as well!!!!!! lol
Alex DJ

I used to have an ex-London Evening Standard delivery van. A Sherpa with sliding doors which you could lock open while you were driving.
This was a few years ago (late 80's) but the g/f of the time used to love giving me a BJ as we drove along motorways or dual carriage-ways with the doors open!!! :shock:
Not sure how much other drivers ever saw 'cos they were probably going passed us too quick 'cos this van only did about 60 max!!!

22 Apr 2005

I read an interview in Loaded mag with EMF, where their bassist ( Derry, I think ) 'fessed up to jumping in his car and getting on the motorway whenever he couldn't sleep and wanted a wank and always increasing speed with his foot and hand simultaneously - he mentioned it, 'cos one time he hit the vinegar strokes and as he slowed down, sparked up a cig, and then the tip fell off, burned through his pyjamas, and then burned his cock :shock: biggrin

Still didn't crash though lol

23 Apr 2005

Quote by hayleyw2
Does anyone else wank whilst driving then hit tree's or is it just me?
If so what excuse did you use? :!:

Oh no.
First we had the "Dont drink and drive" ads. Now we'll need the "Dont wank and drive" campaign. Its an accident waiting to happen,
If you cant resist, park and wank, get a vibrator or failing that give me a bell! smile

23 Apr 2005

Forgot to mention, had a wank in a 7.5 tonne wagon, 60+mph, M20 ( Ashford - Leeds ) - and all I can say is thank fuck for cruise control :!: lol

:lol: :lol:

23 Apr 2005

er.. Yup ... gotta hold my hands up and admit that I have wanked while driving .......got a nice BJ too!
99% of men are wankers, the other 1% are either liars or queer.....
Never hit any trees though, wierd that! Is that Marc Bolan Syndrome?

23 Apr 2005

LOLOLOLOL
Of all the places to suggest that queer folk dont wank , you choose to do it here !! ?

23 Apr 2005

I've done it in a parked car plenty of times, but never a moving one. Mind you I haven't had a car for 3 years, and it was a shitty one that took 2 hands on the wheel just to keep straight. lol

23 Apr 2005

I've never wanked while driving but have had it done to me rather recently.....it was great fun.......but quite amusing watching him trying to change gears LoL

23 Apr 2005

Quote by hayleyw2
Does anyone else wank whilst driving then hit tree's or is it just me?
If so what excuse did you use? :!:

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Just you I think :rotflmao: :shock: :shock: :shock:
... then again ... having checked the rest of the thread ... can't say I understand it though ... whilst driving??? dunno

23 Apr 2005

Quote by smokerjim
...and then the tip fell off Still didn't crash though

Ouch!!!!

23 Apr 2005

Quote by veejay2
First we had the "Dont drink and drive" ads. Now we'll need the "Dont wank and drive" campaign.

Given the increasing sophistication of police mobile camera (pan and zoom), it could make for an interesting court case.
'and moving your honour to exhibit A...'

24 Apr 2005

There are only 2 types of people in the world; wankers & liars. Which are you?
I'm pretty sure this is an urban myth but I knew a nurse who swore blind she had treated a couple brought into A&E stuck together with a severe case of vaginismus. Not only were they stuck together, but she had the gearstick stuck up her arse and the fire brigade had had to be called to cut them off it.
Can you imagine the humiliation of being wheeled through casualty in top of your partner with a gearstick protruding from your ring & half a dozen firemen pissing themselves laughing? :twisted: