Just wanted to know IF anyone that uses this site has ACTUALLY had ANY response to their adverts?? I know some of you will have, BUT I've advertised on this site with 3 different adverts, my latest one is set out below - and I've had NO feedback whatsoever! NOTHING!! Am I doing something wrong - are there certain rules to this game? Yes, I'm married and my wife knows nothing about me advertising - I have said this in my adverts and OK that may be a factor - but I've also, replied to loads of adverts and heard NOTHING back. The law of averages states that I must get a response SOMETIME! Can anyone help me in making myself more 'sellable'? I did read an advert the other day on this site from someone who actually said '..this site is a con' I wouldn't go that far, but I do wonder. I can't be THAT repulsive!! I'm an average kinda guy - you see some people on here that 'surprise' you!! Any feedback would be gratefully received. Here endeth the lesson!!
My latest advert:
Can you fulfil my fantasy? Midlands
I'm looking for a woman to have lots of sexy fun with. A very special woman - one who is very very broadminded, one who is very very horny and one who likes to be down right dirty!! Age - between 30 and 50, size - the bigger the better, I'm after voluptuousness, big boobs etc - not after a stunner (although if you are, that's OK) just a woman who fits the criteria above and who would like to get it on with a 33 year old male who is 6'2" tall with blondish/mousy hair and blue/grey eyes. I have about 7 inches for you to play with and I'm as horny as hell - if you can help, get in touch. This has been a fantasy of mine for years and as yet, never fulfilled it.
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Quote by Action Man
Just wanted to know IF anyone that uses this site has ACTUALLY had ANY response to their adverts??
Yes. I'm not going to pretend any of the responses have led to anyone getting their kit off, but I certainly have had occaisional responses to my ads. Some of them were even polite.
As a tip, try to say something that'll distinguish you from the pack. I skimmed through your ad and all you seem to say is your age, physical statistics, the size of your dick and the fact you're horny. And you want a horny big-busted lady 30-50. Nothing else! It's a jungle out there; remember that every woman has literally hundreds of guys fawning for their attention; the worst thing you can do is blend into the pack.
Turn the situation on its head and imagine 100 women have emailed you. You can't sleep with them all - so how you will decide on the lucky winners? They're all busty, they're all horny, they're all 30-50... what will you be looking for? Maybe this will give you some idea of the kind of things you can put in your own ad to attract the types of personalities you desire.
Hi Action Man,
I have to agree with the comments that roger743 has made!
My own personel circumstances etc are similar to yours and also geographically, and being honest it does work!
I have personally found that replying to adverts rather than advertising myself has worked for me! Also the forum appears to be a very good way to get some chat going with others, and lets be honest this is half the battle.
Happy hunting and good luck!
Luke
I have to agree with the comments that roger743 has made!
My own personel circumstances etc are similar to yours and also geographically, and being honest it does work!
I have personally found that replying to adverts rather than advertising myself has worked for me! Also the forum appears to be a very good way to get some chat going with others, and lets be honest this is half the battle.
Happy hunting and good luck!
Luke
Warming the Bed
I joined on Tuesday arvo, replied to a ad on wednesday and have aprovisional, um, 'meeting', on Saturday (IF i'm not working).
Guess I'm one of the lucky ones!!
Keep in there mate!!
Guess I'm one of the lucky ones!!
Keep in there mate!!
ok couldnt keep quiet.
as a female reading this advert i think the biggest mistake was the " age between30-50,the bigger the better-NOT AFTER A STUNNER" hum excuse me does this meen big women arnt stunners? if not anyhow do you think any womens going to read it and think hey im a minger ill be ok to reply?????
peoples idead of down right dirty vary alot , they may think your into scat???
feel free to ignore me.
secondly yes ive replied to ads and recived replies to my ad, but im beliveing its true that to much wankings making guys go blind as every tom dick and harry replies even though it state please dont reply if you dont fit the criteria of living in cornwall.
good luck, use the forums and get known , best advice i can give you apart from you really should be honest with the mrs and if you really wont be please make sure you dont take her home any std surprises
xfemxxxxx
as a female reading this advert i think the biggest mistake was the " age between30-50,the bigger the better-NOT AFTER A STUNNER" hum excuse me does this meen big women arnt stunners? if not anyhow do you think any womens going to read it and think hey im a minger ill be ok to reply?????
peoples idead of down right dirty vary alot , they may think your into scat???
feel free to ignore me.
secondly yes ive replied to ads and recived replies to my ad, but im beliveing its true that to much wankings making guys go blind as every tom dick and harry replies even though it state please dont reply if you dont fit the criteria of living in cornwall.
good luck, use the forums and get known , best advice i can give you apart from you really should be honest with the mrs and if you really wont be please make sure you dont take her home any std surprises
xfemxxxxx
OK, point taken - I understand what your saying. I think big is BEAUTIFUL and I'm sorry I offended you (by the way - is that you in the photo?? - you are very attractive, from what I can see). OK the 'dirty' bit, I can see your point - maybe I'm being naive in my description, that is why I have deleted my advert for the time being. After the guys (and yours now) advice I'm rethinking the wording. Thanks for your time in writing - much appreciated.
