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Does size really matter to you?
Master of Sex
yes, my size matters to me!
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This has been done to death already...But I can't even be bothered to post in a link to the other thread...
So has that ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: Quote by
This has been done to death already...But I can't even be bothered to post in a link to the other thread...
So has that ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:Yawn...Just goes to show how unoriginal this is all becoming...
So why bother commenting on it? Let it drop off the page instead of bumping it with a pointless comment. Bailiffs had already said it had been done before so why repeat what she had said?
Quote by longhandle8
actually, size does matter to me, why does the big macs on telly always look bigger than the ones you get over the counter
Umm............. TV screens are bigger?
:dunno:Well mine's 42",very wide and sleek, throbbing, pulsating and very enlightening
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Won't you get full from a BigMac that size?
Sex God
Quote by lovedup
The big Tuesday Q,does size matter to you and why?
Nonononono the BIG Tuesday Q is outside the post office - and I'm absolutely positive that all the old dears would be complaining bitterly if their payment wasn't big enough
Quote by Chunky Love
I only have a four inch penis.. then again some women don't like it that wide!
(Christ, I wish! I've got a 52" chest, I'm 6' 3" and have size UK14 feet.. And you know what they say about big feet! Yeah, big socks.)
Ach, I may have a small nail, but I've got a big hammer.
And as long as it goes like a Kangol hammer they'll be ecstatic :twisted:
Yes I'm afraid size does matter. Well, on this Forum it does. There is an established standard which is :
penile length min 5" (12 cm) max 6.5 " (16cm).
penile diameter 7" (17cm).
We don't care about your caring personality, intelligence, sense of humour, kind nature, whatever - none of that will work for you here. If you don't meet the critria we won't speak to you.
We have regular meetings where your size will be assessed. They are called Munches and take part all over the country. Occasionally we consider appeals from men who don't meet the standard but claim to excel in other areas eg. long, strong tongues. Assessments on this basis take place, of course, at Mini-munches.
I am sorry if it happens that you are excluded by these requirements but since we discovered that all the women on SH had exactly the same vaginal dimentions, clitoris position etc we decided this was the only way we could guarantee satisfaction to all.
Jezzay.
PS. Please don't make the mistake one of our lovely ex-members did; Viv, who went for her operation to become to Victor but got in a muddle with her Imperial versis metric measures. She/he is sorely missed.
penile length min 5" (12 cm) max 6.5 " (16cm).
penile diameter 7" (17cm).
We don't care about your caring personality, intelligence, sense of humour, kind nature, whatever - none of that will work for you here. If you don't meet the critria we won't speak to you.
We have regular meetings where your size will be assessed. They are called Munches and take part all over the country. Occasionally we consider appeals from men who don't meet the standard but claim to excel in other areas eg. long, strong tongues. Assessments on this basis take place, of course, at Mini-munches.
I am sorry if it happens that you are excluded by these requirements but since we discovered that all the women on SH had exactly the same vaginal dimentions, clitoris position etc we decided this was the only way we could guarantee satisfaction to all.
Jezzay.
PS. Please don't make the mistake one of our lovely ex-members did; Viv, who went for her operation to become to Victor but got in a muddle with her Imperial versis metric measures. She/he is sorely missed.
This may have been done many times before, however there are many new people who join SH on a weekly basis who havent discussed it, dont u think?
You know what, I might even ask the same question next week lol
Shall I dare?
Anyway, in my opinion, size in whatever shape or form does not matter one bit, whether it be men or woman, naughty bits, height or weight, who gives a monkeys? As long as u both find each other attractive and can have hours (ok well an hour, ok well 20 minutes!)of enjoyment then it don't matter at all.
There, I said my bit, i'll get off me box and sit back and prepare myself for the backlash!
Love
bbw
xxxxxx :happy:
You know what, I might even ask the same question next week lol
Shall I dare?
Anyway, in my opinion, size in whatever shape or form does not matter one bit, whether it be men or woman, naughty bits, height or weight, who gives a monkeys? As long as u both find each other attractive and can have hours (ok well an hour, ok well 20 minutes!)of enjoyment then it don't matter at all.
There, I said my bit, i'll get off me box and sit back and prepare myself for the backlash!
Love
bbw
xxxxxx :happy:
