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Does the North have more fun?

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Quote by Scoobaru
Hey all,
Seeing as the majority of posting come from folk bassed up north does this mean that the north is more liberated or just has more horny folk..lol
Paul.

Hopefully lol
Maybe we'll get to find out sometime soon
Quote by Dino.
After the world had been around a while, God looked down from the heavens and decided that Great Britain could do with a bit of a spring clean. He reached down with his huge hand and grabbed hold of it (around Scotland), held it high and shook it for all his all the strong hardy types hung on, and all the shite n crap fell South to the bottom. lol :lol: :lol: .
Hence, Northerners, being stronger, can party harder, play harder and go on having fun for longer ! wink :wink: :thumbup:
bolt
Dino. :wink:

Never thought I'd see myself agreeing with something Dino said.....but.......
oh bugger I can't do it.......that was a bit harsh Dino smackbottom :smackbottom:
Quote by johneboy
After the world had been around a while, God looked down from the heavens and decided that Great Britain could do with a bit of a spring clean. He reached down with his huge hand and grabbed hold of it (around Scotland), held it high and shook it for all his all the strong hardy types hung on, and all the shite n crap fell South to the bottom. lol :lol: :lol: .
Hence, Northerners, being stronger, can party harder, play harder and go on having fun for longer ! wink :wink: :thumbup:
bolt
Dino. :wink:

Never thought I'd see myself agreeing with something Dino said.....but.......
oh bugger I can't do it.......that was a bit harsh Dino smackbottom :smackbottom:
Dino 100% right u just cant admit it joneboy!! :gagged:
:grin:
goodtimez
biggrin Does the North have more fun? Cause we do :D :cheers:
Living in Hastings means I cant really get anymore southern.
I work quite a bit up north and can compare both :
1) The weather is better down here. We have loads of sex on the sandy beaches like Camber. Any northerners up there try it and you'll freeze your tits and balls off.
2) We don't drink as much (poss something to do with beer prices) which mean the men suffer less from brewers droop and impotence meaning more sex.
3) We can have sex outside without fear of some joy rider smashing in to our car or some pissed up Newcastle supporter starting a fight
4) Quite a few houses have swimming pools and hot tubs down here.
5) we don't have run down ex mining towns which mean we are not gloomy.
6) we don't have stupid accents (apart from the T**ts that try to sound cockney)
7) We get paid more leading to bigger houses, nicer cars and money to party with.
8) Nine and Ten.
Infact the only thing I can think about the North which I like is the view from the M1 as Im going home.
So there.
P.S.
And we have 3 Nudist Beaches which play host to some very nice students during the summer.
2 ex southerners....having fun in the north east...lol....one ex brummie....it doesn't matter where ya from as long as ya have fun......
Quote by angelnn66
Maybe you just brag about it more up there? :eeek:
Come on, fellow Brummies and Black Country folk, we have to reply to this post!
Angel (open to offers from anywhere!) surprised)
:angel:
lol....yeah way harsh....weve been having fun in the south as well.....ok well across the water...err i meant the tyne...lol..its all good..
Quote by johneboy
After the world had been around a while, God looked down from the heavens and decided that Great Britain could do with a bit of a spring clean. He reached down with his huge hand and grabbed hold of it (around Scotland), held it high and shook it for all his all the strong hardy types hung on, and all the shite n crap fell South to the bottom. lol :lol: :lol: .
Hence, Northerners, being stronger, can party harder, play harder and go on having fun for longer ! wink :wink: :thumbup:
bolt
Dino. :wink:

Never thought I'd see myself agreeing with something Dino said.....but.......
oh bugger I can't do it.......that was a bit harsh Dino smackbottom :smackbottom:
Quote by postie
And we do have more fun in the North... i have seen it from both sides...and I prefer the pace of life here. Friendlier, nicer people, beer at a reasonable price... and best of all... the first topic of conversation with a stranger ISN'T..... " Blimey Geeezer.... I bought my Aaaause las week for 3 squillwion quid....isss nah worf 15 squillwion quid, innit... havin' a feckin larf... goin' to go ta Ibifa and large it .....aaaaaah.....muppet..."
Glad i got out...
(next time you meet a southerner.... I guarantee house prices get brought up!!! )

ooh just look, a suvverner pokes his nose in and what gets brought up.... house prices and partying...
Quote by w00dface
Living in Hastings means
snippity snip....
7) We get paid more leading to bigger houses, nicer cars and money to party with.
So there.

:smug: they just can't help themselves!
I was pleasantly suprised the other night, only a pint!
FFS !!!!! In a scabby little pub!
Quote by Happy Cats
I was pleasantly suprised the other night, only a pint!
FFS !!!!! In a scabby little pub!

lucky u happy cats, just come back from hols in weymouth and they charged
me for half of scrumpy.
looked like piss, tasted like piss probably was piss.
so much for taking the piss, proper shafted i`d say.
yer can stick ye scrumpy i`ll stick to me larger thanks.
sierra x x :cheers:
It's not that we mention houses or partying a lot, It's just that whene we do it gets picked up on by Northerners who are jelouse that we get to have beach partys and own sheds worth more than their 3 bed terrace. silly
Quote by w00dface
It's not that we mention houses or partying a lot, It's just that whene we do it gets picked up on by Northerners who are jelouse that we get to have beach partys and own sheds worth more than their 3 bed terrace. silly

I was at one of the biggest beach parties in the country last weekend.. here... in the north....(actually it was a 3 day festival..)
and if you want to go paying stupid prices for sheds.. thats entirely up to you... lol
Oi stop this slagging of us southerners smile Some of us are quite nice you know. Then again we have moved lol