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Dog Toy or Marital Aid ?

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An interesting on-line quiz......
I scored 11/14 and 9/14.
lol
13/14
i must be sad biggrin or a dog owner
5/14
Im either very innocent or I have a very warped imagination!! :twisted:
9/14 on the first one then 10/14 on the second!!!
Never will look at dog toys the same again confused :shock:
Clare,xxx
wink
10 in the warm up then 11 in the difficult one
Bloody hell I got 14/14 and I don't even have a dog :shock:
Quote by sussexguy
Bloody hell I got 14/14 and I don't even have a dog :shock:

:thumbup: Well done,at least you know what to put where :twisted:
Clare,xxx
wink
PSSST Steve, don't bother spending lots of money on expensive sex toys, just get Clare a few dogs toys she won't know the difference wink
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Quote by sussexguy
PSSST Steve, don't bother spending lots of money on expensive sex toys, just get Clare a few dogs toys she won't know the difference wink
rotflmao :rotflmao:

Bloody cheek of it,i may not know them all to look at tiny bits of them,but im sure id smell the doggie smell before they went anywhere they shouldnt :shock:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
I was referring to new ones, I wasn't suggesting he go down the park and pries them out of the jaws of a rottweiler :shock:
8 and 12.
I don't know which would be the most interesting to see in use, the marital aids or the dog toys!!
Nah, sod it - marital aids!! lol
Mal
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I got 10/14 for both.........
xanaisx
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
11/14 & 8/14
Do we have to disclose our results on those application forms you fill in to get a pet from a dogs home ?
CM
12/14 and 11/14
But there is no way I am putting some of that stuff near my fanny!
Dawn :silly:
i got 13 on the first one.. but only got 7 the second time..... i must need some new toys so i can study them! wink
hint hint
lol
Welll as everyones doing it 10 and 10
Gilbert
No dogsfor years
10 then 8. Would it be rude of me to say that I have known some dogs in my time? smile
But none intimately since the wife took him away when we divorced sad
12 and 12 again - one I got wrong was one I actually own!!!
Still don't know what the pink one with the fins is though?
9/14 first time. I'll do the second later
Apparently I can only play with the dog WITH supervision!!
And I've NEVER gone to bed with a dog !!! (Woke up with a few though)
8/14 confused
Hahahaha. Pissing down Can't cut the grass now. Oh dear.
Second time 10/14 (Slow learner me)
But now at least I can be trusted with the dog !!!
I got 5 out of 14, I'm not allowed to play with dogs lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
I just put "marital aids" to all of them...
Personally they can all be used as sex toys, with a little bit of imagination :twisted:
In the BDSM scene, you quickly learn to make everything usable... you should see some of the great BDSM toys they make at "toys r us" specially them plasticene moulders and cutters :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by JudyTV
10 then 8. Would it be rude of me to say that I have known some dogs in my time? smile
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Extrmely rude indeed :kick: .... :)
But not as many as me hunni, however, I loved every one of them dearly worship , men women and all those inbetween. I wouldnt change a thing other than I would have prefered to have known more wink .
JudyTV
I'm with you there Judy, I can't imagine being on my death bed saying "Wish I'd slept with less women." Unless, of course I get put on my death bed by a hoard of women chasing me in a Benny Hill type scenario, hmmm, anyone want to meet up to help me out with a scenario like that? I promise that I will at least pretend to run away!
8 both times
I CANT believe they think roses are a marital aid dunno
The WHOOSH Man