Doggers to blame for global warming?

28 Feb 2006

Hi All
After many posts on the other two forums and very little response, I thought I'd try a different tack and put a post on The Cafe to see if I can provoke a little discussion.
I have noticed that in several of the car parks I visit occasionally the trees giving cover from the main road have been hacked away by the local authority (probably). I was wondering if this is to try to curb our night time activities by letting the passing plod see cars parked up, and if so, are we doggers to blame for the deforestation?
Seemingly we are getting the blame for a whole load of other things, might as well lump global warming on as well!
G

28 Feb 2006

This actually might get a more intellectual reply from the Greenpeace web site.

28 Feb 2006

:doh:

28 Feb 2006

Also I suspect that at this time of the year most doggers sit in the carparks with the engine running to avoid getting there nuts/tits frozen off, all that exhaust fumes canâ€™t be good for the environment. But as spring has nearly sprung and warmer nights are on the way even I might venture for a little al-fresco fun and games. wink

:twisted:

28 Feb 2006

Quote by GC123
I have noticed that in several of the car parks I visit occasionally the trees giving cover from the main road have been hacked away by the local authority (probably). I was wondering if this is to try to curb our night time activities by letting the passing plod see cars parked up, and if so, are we doggers to blame for the deforestation?
G

You deserve a sensible explination so beleave it or not i'm going to try and offer one biggrin

Whilst it may be a plausable idea that you have that they are cutting tress down to combat doggers i'm certain it would be a lot easier and cost efective to simply fit a gate if that was their aim. But as some one who has worked for the forestry industry may I sugest two reasons for the removal of said trees the first being a thining process to eliminate competition between close growing trees. The second and more likely explination is that they are opening up the coverage of the car parks in preperation for summer as it allows more natural light to shine through making it more enjoyable for people wishing to use the car parks and picknic areas.
The reason this type of work is carried out during winter is due to the low use of the car parks and to try and avoid disturbing nesting birds smile

I'm more than certain that if they were doing it purely to combat doggers there would be complaints about the destruction of perfectly healthy trees. So I can assume they have good reason to carry out the work. :thumbup:
Please don't all faint at once but Shedman (copyright st3v3) has just given a well balanced non p*ss taking reply to a post :D

28 Feb 2006

Damn those doggers, they're a right shifty bunch!!! :shock:

28 Feb 2006

This is misleading. All dogging is monitored by satellite. They have cameras on satellites that can see the kite mark on a durex.

28 Feb 2006

It is clear what they are doing.
They are cutting back and shredding trees to make chippings for the manufacture of "Chipboard"
What do they use this Chipboard for ?? Simple >>>>>>>>
To make more Sheds for "Shedman" lol

phredd.

and if you can not find me, I am behind your shaed wink

28 Feb 2006

Ah so thats how my Mum used to know when I had little square friends in the house. funny how from the age of six/seven all I got was "clean your room"! Then as soon as I turned 14/15 she'd be in there every few days clearing out my "rubbish", as soon as I was allowed entry there wouldn't be a kitemark in sight! coincidence? Terrestrial Surveillance? Who knows? Guess it's the awesome power of the one they call "Mother"

28 Feb 2006

Ah so thats how my Mum used to know when I had little square friends in the house. funny how from the age of six/seven all I got was "clean your room"! Then as soon as I turned 14/15 she'd be in there every few days clearing out my "rubbish", as soon as I was allowed entry there wouldn't be a kitemark in sight! coincidence? Terrestrial Surveillance? Who knows? Guess it's the awesome power of the one they call "Mother"

28 Feb 2006

Another reason I heard is that doggers have been trimming the branches to provide camouflage.
They shove the branches in the backs of their socks and fuck under cover!

28 Feb 2006

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
It is clear what they are doing.
They are cutting back and shredding trees to make chippings for the manufacture of "Chipboard"
What do they use this Chipboard for ?? Simple >>>>>>>>
To make more Sheds for "Shedman"
phredd. and if you can not find me, I am behind your shaed

Ahh now to agree or disagree with you phredd I would first need to know what type the trees were if they were soft wood i'd be inclined to go along with your theory but if they were of the hard wood variety...................ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZZz Oi WAKE UP
:shock: i'm giving a lecture on the use of the various types of trees here is no one interested. confused

:lol:

28 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
It is clear what they are doing.
They are cutting back and shredding trees to make chippings for the manufacture of "Chipboard"
What do they use this Chipboard for ?? Simple >>>>>>>>
To make more Sheds for "Shedman"
phredd. and if you can not find me, I am behind your shaed

Ahh now to agree or disagree with you phredd I would first need to know what type the trees were if they were soft wood i'd be inclined to go along with your theory but if they were of the hard wood variety...................ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZZz Oi WAKE UP
:shock: i'm giving a lecture on the use of the various types of trees here is no one interested. confused

:lol:
The man can not see the Wood for the Trees :lol:

28 Feb 2006

I don't think councils plant long growing trees, especially in car parks which may be temporary.. its usually ones which are unlikely to arouse protests and tree dwellers.

28 Feb 2006

phredd i'm trying to be a reformed and more helpfull part of the forum here and your not helping me any by luring me in to sureal hijaks involving sheds trees and woods. confused

Oh hell I give up banghead

don't blame me if the nation grows old with a distinct lack of woodland knowlege. lol

28 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
phredd i'm trying to be a reformed and more helpfull part of the forum here and your not helping me any by luring me in to sureal hijaks involving sheds trees and woods. Oh hell I give up don't blame me if the nation grows old with a distinct lack of woodland knowlege.

Hehe
Point taken so I will stay for ever green :lol: (play on a word)
phredd wink

28 Feb 2006

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
phredd i'm trying to be a reformed and more helpfull part of the forum here and your not helping me any by luring me in to sureal hijaks involving sheds trees and woods. Oh hell I give up don't blame me if the nation grows old with a distinct lack of woodland knowlege.

Hehe
Point taken so I will stay for ever green :lol: (play on a word)
phredd wink

Well i'm glad you took the point I hate to beat around the bush :lol: See what i did there bush tree get it ? lol :?

28 Feb 2006

mik69
You deserve a sensible explination so beleave it or not i'm going to try and offer one biggrin

Whilst it may be a plausable idea that you have that they are cutting tress down to combat doggers i'm certain it would be a lot easier and cost efective to simply fit a gate if that was their aim. But as some one who has worked for the forestry industry may I sugest two reasons for the removal of said trees the first being a thining process to eliminate competition between close growing trees. The second and more likely explination is that they are opening up the coverage of the car parks in preperation for summer as it allows more natural light to shine through making it more enjoyable for people wishing to use the car parks and picknic areas.
The reason this type of work is carried out during winter is due to the low use of the car parks and to try and avoid disturbing nesting birds smile

I'm more than certain that if they were doing it purely to combat doggers there would be complaints about the destruction of perfectly healthy trees. So I can assume they have good reason to carry out the work. :thumbup:
Please don't all faint at once but Shedman (copyright st3v3) has just given a well balanced non p*ss taking reply to a post :D
lol

you've blowen my socks off.........i'l have too walk bare foot through the woods ...coming too join me wink

:)

1 Mar 2006

Quote by Serendipity
Damn those doggers, they're a right shifty bunch!!! :shock:

The Serendipitous one....shifty?
Yeah..... and I've got grey hair.... :shock:
Shit, I have! :shock: :shock: :shock:
wink

(I wouldn't mind getting shifty with you :wink smile