Half asleep and listening to the radio early this morning and what should come on and naerly spill my tea but the subject of 'dogging' and the implications on the countryside. The rather prudish female presenter seemed to think it a highly unusual and criminal thing to do as well as the awful effect of discarded condoms littering car parks across the country !!! A council employee, police spokesman and a landowner were all brought on to try to bolster her storyline.........but they all seemed to suggest that the 'problem' has always been there and has only been boosted by modern internet communications. But she still went on about naked people, drugs and prostitution all being involved..........did anyone else hear this or was I dreaming. Try logging on to the BBC news website and finding radio 4, Saturday 26th at around 6 am, and listening to it for yourselves !!!!!!!
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Dogging and the BBC
MARK!!
FFS, if you're going to remind us all of the fantastic Derek & Clive sketches, will you at least have the decency to warn us!!!
I am now having to mop up half a cup of coffee, from my monitor screen and surrounding desk!!!
You C**T!! You fakkin' C**T!!
Which reminds me, on Radio 1 (not that I was listening by choice I hasten to add) I heard an American band being interviewed. Before I embark upon my tale, think of how you would say the word CENT (As in dollars and cents) then, if you can bear that in mind, read on.........
The mother, of one of the band members, was on tour with them. This guy was bemoaning the fact that he couldn't do all he wished to, with Mom looking over his shoulder. "Such as?" asked the unsuspecting and probably slightly naive DJ. "Well, if I see a pretty girl I may want to get up close, kiss her or place my hand on her c**t"
Had he pronounced the word, as we know it, I'm pretty sure the switchboards would have jammed. As it was, the DJ fumbled through another question, admitting he had lost his train of thought after hearing the last response.
Yes, yes, I'm on me way back to me kennel............ 8)
FFS, if you're going to remind us all of the fantastic Derek & Clive sketches, will you at least have the decency to warn us!!!
I am now having to mop up half a cup of coffee, from my monitor screen and surrounding desk!!!
You C**T!! You fakkin' C**T!!
Which reminds me, on Radio 1 (not that I was listening by choice I hasten to add) I heard an American band being interviewed. Before I embark upon my tale, think of how you would say the word CENT (As in dollars and cents) then, if you can bear that in mind, read on.........
The mother, of one of the band members, was on tour with them. This guy was bemoaning the fact that he couldn't do all he wished to, with Mom looking over his shoulder. "Such as?" asked the unsuspecting and probably slightly naive DJ. "Well, if I see a pretty girl I may want to get up close, kiss her or place my hand on her c**t"
Had he pronounced the word, as we know it, I'm pretty sure the switchboards would have jammed. As it was, the DJ fumbled through another question, admitting he had lost his train of thought after hearing the last response.
Yes, yes, I'm on me way back to me kennel............ 8)
Perhaps we could have a "Derek & Clive Go Dogging"?
Sit at a well known dogging site, on the bonnet of a car. Flat caps on, fags hanging from mouths, discussing the finer points of the various players.....
"Now she has definitely got style!!"
"Yeah, the way she managed to extricate herself from the car. Whilst still keeping his, not insignificant member, in place was a sight for sore eyes"
"I particularly liked the way she attempted a pas de deux, whilst he supported her on the said member"
"That was classy, very very classy"
"Shame it didn't come off though?"
"Yeah"
"Still, he should be able to walk again, in a couple of days time"
"Yeah"
"Shame"
"Yeah, poor bastard"
"Fakkin funny to watch though"
"Yeah, stupid fucker"
Henry (Squatter) Moon
Sit at a well known dogging site, on the bonnet of a car. Flat caps on, fags hanging from mouths, discussing the finer points of the various players.....
"Now she has definitely got style!!"
"Yeah, the way she managed to extricate herself from the car. Whilst still keeping his, not insignificant member, in place was a sight for sore eyes"
"I particularly liked the way she attempted a pas de deux, whilst he supported her on the said member"
"That was classy, very very classy"
"Shame it didn't come off though?"
"Yeah"
"Still, he should be able to walk again, in a couple of days time"
"Yeah"
"Shame"
"Yeah, poor bastard"
"Fakkin funny to watch though"
"Yeah, stupid fucker"
Henry (Squatter) Moon
..........
"Yes, I had noticed you experiencing some difficulty, flashing the non-existent interior light!!"
"At least I fakkin tried, all you've succeeded in doing is frightening two old ladies and Rhodesian Ridgeback"
"Alright alright but, even you would agree, the dog had a cute arse"
"Yeah s'true, less hair than the Afghan you pulled last week, that's for sure"
"You heartless c**t, you know I was devastated when she walked out"
.........
ps; Have actually witnessed a dogger on a bike, lol
"Yes, I had noticed you experiencing some difficulty, flashing the non-existent interior light!!"
"At least I fakkin tried, all you've succeeded in doing is frightening two old ladies and Rhodesian Ridgeback"
"Alright alright but, even you would agree, the dog had a cute arse"
"Yeah s'true, less hair than the Afghan you pulled last week, that's for sure"
"You heartless c**t, you know I was devastated when she walked out"
.........
ps; Have actually witnessed a dogger on a bike, lol
