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Sex God
I can never remember - does the clocks going back tonight mean I get an hour longer in Partners???? 
Sex God
Oh goody!!!! One whole hour more at the holes in the walls :twisted: :shock:
Sex God
Ahem - well, I hope the horses enjoyed it :shock:
:shock: Sex God
You right, you will NEVER live down your choice of words regarding your love of horses 
:lol: :lol:
I don't mind the cold nights really - cars have heaters :twisted:
:lol: :lol: I don't mind the cold nights really - cars have heaters :twisted:
Sex God
Even if your car heater fails you, body heat in an enclosed space never fails to warm you up nicely :twisted: 
Sex God
And the colder the night gets, the more bodies you need. Simple.
Sex God
Very true. I've had four in a Fiesta when the weather was chilly outside and we certainly didn't need a heater, I'm not sure that anyone else would have fit in though Now, that WAS an interesting night.... I've suddenly come over all nostalgic :shock:
Now, that WAS an interesting night.... I've suddenly come over all nostalgic :shock: Sex God
It sounds like you need a van, Heather. There's room for lots of people in a van. Does anyone here have one she could use? What colour would you prefer? Red might be good. There must be one around here somewhere...
Sex God
Does Heather need a van? :shock: If she does, she's never mentioned it to me!
Sex God
Blue. Not Heather. Sorry. I should go to bed.
That would have worked much better if my brain was working.
That would have worked much better if my brain was working.
Sex God
Hee hee - isn't it embarrassing when you say the wrong name 
But you're right, a van would help greatly, and yes, there is man on here that drives a red one, when he isn't shuffling about muttering things under his breath, that is... he has never offered me the use of his vehicle though, and I'm far too shy to ask
ops: :oops: :oops:
But you're right, a van would help greatly, and yes, there is man on here that drives a red one, when he isn't shuffling about muttering things under his breath, that is... he has never offered me the use of his vehicle though, and I'm far too shy to ask
ops: :oops: :oops: Sex God
That's the advantage of a van. If you've got enough people in there, whatever name you say is bound to match one of them...
You needn't be so shy. If you can't ask for yourself, get a friend to do it for you.
Ahem.
Uh, Mr Van Man? (Is that name Dutch, by the way?) Could Blue (double-check name... OK) borrow your van sometime?
And now I really am going to bed. Goodnight all! Sweet dreams.
You needn't be so shy. If you can't ask for yourself, get a friend to do it for you.
Ahem.
Uh, Mr Van Man? (Is that name Dutch, by the way?) Could Blue (double-check name... OK) borrow your van sometime?
And now I really am going to bed. Goodnight all! Sweet dreams.
What a flippin' job I've had, getting out of the GFZ!! 
:x
Some miserable buggers (I'll not mention any names but, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE :twisted: ) left me sound asleep dreaming about Kit n Blue getting up close and personal (rather like Heather and Mandy did ) before asking me to join the fun.
Finding the door locked (Cheers mate!! :twisted: ) I figured I'd climb out through the window........
No problem, thought I. That was, until I discovered the GFZ had moved up a floor......... :shock:
The paramedics were very helpful.......... :cry:
The doctor tells me, my legs should be out of plaster within a few months!! :shock:
One good thing, I'm pleased to see DJohn's still alive and kicking. (Wish I was :cry: ) Thank you, for thinking of me when Blue was looking for a van
So Blue, if you would like the use of my van, help yourself
Because I won't be going anywhere for the foreseeable future :cry:
Shuffles off (On crutches) muttering that there are some bloody thoughtless buggers in this group and how my left leg needs scratching
:x Some miserable buggers (I'll not mention any names but, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE :twisted: ) left me sound asleep dreaming about Kit n Blue getting up close and personal (rather like Heather and Mandy did
) before asking me to join the fun.Finding the door locked (Cheers mate!! :twisted: ) I figured I'd climb out through the window........
No problem, thought I. That was, until I discovered the GFZ had moved up a floor......... :shock:
The paramedics were very helpful.......... :cry:
The doctor tells me, my legs should be out of plaster within a few months!! :shock:
One good thing, I'm pleased to see DJohn's still alive and kicking. (Wish I was :cry: ) Thank you, for thinking of me when Blue was looking for a van
So Blue, if you would like the use of my van, help yourself
Because I won't be going anywhere for the foreseeable future :cry:
Shuffles off (On crutches) muttering that there are some bloody thoughtless buggers in this group and how my left leg needs scratching
:shock: RVM I am shocked, I distinctly remember saying "someone brush the cobwebs off RVM and wake him up"
But if you wish to go round the forum shouting about how I gave you a stiffy, then that is fine by me! :P
If you have an official complaint, submit to the committee in triplicate and it will be considered at the next bi-century meeting. Oh by the way, you missed the one we had this morning and as you missed it you are officially chastised by the committee. Report for ritual flogging by Blue at 10 O'clock tomorrow please.
Um, How can you shuffle with a cast? Surely that would be a shuflimp?
Oh Blue, get RVM to fill the van up before you use it, it was nearly empty when I did my shopping in it earlier.
lhk
Kat
But if you wish to go round the forum shouting about how I gave you a stiffy, then that is fine by me! :P
If you have an official complaint, submit to the committee in triplicate and it will be considered at the next bi-century meeting. Oh by the way, you missed the one we had this morning and as you missed it you are officially chastised by the committee. Report for ritual flogging by Blue at 10 O'clock tomorrow please.
Um, How can you shuffle with a cast? Surely that would be a shuflimp?
Oh Blue, get RVM to fill the van up before you use it, it was nearly empty when I did my shopping in it earlier.
lhk
Kat
Never mind a van... we need an Executive Coach, with dark windows etc... add a suitably pervy driver and we could have the Swingers Heaven Roadshow...
Quite literally!
Drive around the country picking SH folks up, letting them 'indulge' themselves (& each other) and then dropping them off again...somewhere... I dunno, I'm not a Logistics expert fer crissakes!
...seemed like a good idea at the time :shock:
BB
and we could have the Swingers Heaven Roadshow...Quite literally!
Drive around the country picking SH folks up, letting them 'indulge' themselves (& each other) and then dropping them off again...somewhere... I dunno, I'm not a Logistics expert fer crissakes!
...seemed like a good idea at the time :shock:
BB
Kat
I didn't realise what a cold heartless swine you are, until now!!
Oh and would you kindly take your hands off my stiffy, claiming it as yours!!
To add insult to injury you nick me van, go shopping in it and leave it bereft of fuel!! :o
I just hope the plaster cast offers some protection, from Blue and her whopper!!
Shuffles off (still on crutches) muttering about how true colours are being shown by certain individuals
If you have an official complaint, submit to the committee in triplicate and it will be considered at the next bi-century meeting. Oh by the way, you missed the one we had this morning and as you missed it you are officially chastised by the committee. Report for ritual flogging by Blue at 10 O'clock tomorrow please.
I didn't realise what a cold heartless swine you are, until now!!
Oh and would you kindly take your hands off my stiffy, claiming it as yours!!
To add insult to injury you nick me van, go shopping in it and leave it bereft of fuel!!
:o I just hope the plaster cast offers some protection, from Blue and her whopper!!
Shuffles off (still on crutches) muttering about how true colours are being shown by certain individuals
Quote by Red Van Man
KatIf you have an official complaint, submit to the committee in triplicate and it will be considered at the next bi-century meeting. Oh by the way, you missed the one we had this morning and as you missed it you are officially chastised by the committee. Report for ritual flogging by Blue at 10 O'clock tomorrow please.
I didn't realise what a cold heartless swine you are, until now!!
Oh and would you kindly take your hands off my stiffy, claiming it as yours!!
To add insult to injury you nick me van, go shopping in it and leave it bereft of fuel!!
:o I just hope the plaster cast offers some protection, from Blue and her whopper!!
Shuffles off (still on crutches) muttering about how true colours are being shown by certain individuals
As far as I can make out it's your own bloody fault for falling asleep in GFZ in the first place - one too many cans I think! Now you need to just thank those who left the window open, only chastised you and allowed you the privilege of helping a fellow SH person out of a tight spot - Fiestas aren't that big!!
x xx x
Jags
Who rattled your cage?? :twisted:
All I wanted was a little sympathy........ I don't ask for much in this life....... I only asked for that coz me legs 'urt......... I'd have let Blue use me van if she'd asked...........
Shuffles off (still on crutches) muttering about feeling very unloved, victimised, unwanted, used and abused
As far as I can make out it's your own bloody fault for falling asleep in GFZ in the first place - one too many cans I think! Now you need to just thank those who left the window open, only chastised you and allowed you the privilege of helping a fellow SH person out of a tight spot - Fiestas aren't that big!!
Who rattled your cage?? :twisted:
All I wanted was a little sympathy........ I don't ask for much in this life....... I only asked for that coz me legs 'urt......... I'd have let Blue use me van if she'd asked...........
Shuffles off (still on crutches) muttering about feeling very unloved, victimised, unwanted, used and abused
Hey.. I got the keys to my cage AND to GFZ... slip me a fiver and I'll let you have a copy!!
Now - let's talk a little more about you being abused - did you get any pictures??? How much did you enjoy it????
*goes off to re-read Office Mendacity to review starring role in the abuse of beloved Kat*
Now - let's talk a little more about you being abused - did you get any pictures??? How much did you enjoy it????
*goes off to re-read Office Mendacity to review starring role in the abuse of beloved Kat*
Jags
Just a cotton pickin' broken legged minute! You're saying, you had the keys to the GFZ all along? :o
My apologies Kat, for your misunderstanding. Re; aportioning of blame.
It would appear that one of the fairer sex (Who the heck said they were fair?), has managed to obtain a key to the GFZ!!! :o
In light of this revelation and Blue's failure to administer my punishment at the alloted time, I would like to propose we have an extra-ordinary meeting, of the GFZ committee.
Shuffles off muttering, just for the sheer hell of it
Hey.. I got the keys to my cage AND to GFZ... slip me a fiver and I'll let you have a copy!!
Just a cotton pickin' broken legged minute! You're saying, you had the keys to the GFZ all along?
:o My apologies Kat, for your misunderstanding. Re; aportioning of blame.
It would appear that one of the fairer sex (Who the heck said they were fair?), has managed to obtain a key to the GFZ!!! :o
In light of this revelation and Blue's failure to administer my punishment at the alloted time, I would like to propose we have an extra-ordinary meeting, of the GFZ committee.
Shuffles off muttering, just for the sheer hell of it
Quote by Red Van Man
It would appear that one of the fairer sex (Who the heck said they were fair?), has managed to obtain a key to the GFZ!!!
In light of this revelation and Blue's failure to administer my punishment at the alloted time, I would like to propose we have an extra-ordinary meeting, of the GFZ committee.
RVM - all us Fluffers have keys to GFZ, but some have the lock key and some have the unlock key and Mark has the lock key AND the unlock key!!
I think any meeting of the GFZ committee would be most extra-ordinary just by definition.
Now - go soothe that sore leg with pureed batwings and frogs testicles.
x xx
