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Don't wave to dambuster

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I've just got home to find an email from my boss to say the time off I asked for on Friday has been granted.
I cleared my motor on Friday night just in case, but I didn't really expect to get it.
So - if you should happen to see a white tractor unit pulling a mustard coloured shipping container, with my name and old avatar just above where you would normally see the number plate - don't wave - PLEASE. Cos it really would do my head in if you flagged down the holiday relief driver for a coffee instead of me. rolleyes rotflmao
So he can be flagged down for anything BUT coffee??
lol
Can I flag him down? Awwwww go on, please.
I could do with flagging someone down :shock:
I didn't know there was a difference???????????
I'm just so naive.
redface
well in that case Jules, come and flag me down :twisted: :twisted:
Bev
xx
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:twisted:
have a nice week off

kiss
so what did ya think of my furry pet
cutie aint she
:twisted:
never did get to see ya pussy
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So - if you should happen to see a white tractor unit pulling a mustard coloured shipping container, with my name and old avatar just above where you would normally see the number plate - don't wave

:shock: :shock: :shock:
You've got the elephant on the front of your truck??????????????????????????????
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so what did ya think of my furry pet
cutie aint she
:twisted:
never did get to see ya pussy

Yep - very cute. Although sometimes I prefer 'em smooth.
And sometimes; with a ring thro' it's "nose"
:twisted:
you ll get all their dirty minds going with that one
naughty
peirced guinea pigs mmmmmmmmm kinky.........i prefer them fried with chips wink
Quote by redstilletto
:twisted:
you ll get all their dirty minds going with that one
naughty
peirced guinea pigs mmmmmmmmm kinky.........i prefer them fried with chips wink

mmmm. I find, like hamsters; they need wrapping in cling film :twisted:
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:twisted:
you ll get all their dirty minds going with that one
naughty
peirced guinea pigs mmmmmmmmm kinky.........i prefer them fried with chips wink

mmmm. I find, like hamsters; they need wrapping in cling film :twisted:
:doh:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
And I'm not even gonna mention cats :shock:
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kc hasa dirty mind
:grin:

Innocent mode on ;)
Who me dunno
Quote by redstilletto
kc hasa dirty mind
:grin:

Says the woman who's getting so giddy sh'e s fluckin up her typing :shock:
(Again)
Quote by dambuster
And I'm not even gonna mention cats :shock:

:scared: :scared: :scared:
You'll have to get that industrial cling film from Judy ;)
Quote by KcKat
And I'm not even gonna mention cats :shock:

:scared: :scared: :scared:
You'll have to get that industrial cling film from Judy ;)
The only thing I need for this stinky little git is a bung.
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kc hasa dirty mind
:grin:

Says the woman who's getting so giddy sh'e s fluckin up her typing :shock:
(Again)
me i can type perfectly with my toes when the occasion arises
:twisted:
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me i can type perfectly with my toes when the occasion arises
:twisted:

That's a different "type" of "typing" ya perv :twisted:
Quote by dambuster
And I'm not even gonna mention cats :shock:

:scared: :scared: :scared:
You'll have to get that industrial cling film from Judy ;)
The only thing I need for this stinky little git is a bung.
think I'm going to have to take to my bed with the shock ;)
Quote by KcKat
And I'm not even gonna mention cats :shock:

:scared: :scared: :scared:
You'll have to get that industrial cling film from Judy ;)
The only thing I need for this stinky little git is a bung.
think I'm going to have to take to my bed with the shock ;)
Obviously, I'm talking about Duey.
You're taking whatto bed??
Quote by dambuster
And I'm not even gonna mention cats :shock:

:scared: :scared: :scared:
You'll have to get that industrial cling film from Judy ;)
The only thing I need for this stinky little git is a bung.
think I'm going to have to take to my bed with the shock ;)
Obviously, I'm talking about Duey.
You're taking whatto bed??
in the absence of eager...............it'll have to be the Rabbit ;) redface
Quote by KcKat
And I'm not even gonna mention cats :shock:

:scared: :scared: :scared:
You'll have to get that industrial cling film from Judy ;)
Who mentioned clingfilm? Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FFS!! smackbottom
SOME things have to be kept a mystery don't they? wink :wink:
Er, just off to wrap my sandwich
:wink: :wink:
:twisted:
bolt
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never did get to see ya pussy

Dirty, smelly little git is in now
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And I'm not even gonna mention cats :shock:

:scared: :scared: :scared:
You'll have to get that industrial cling film from Judy ;)
Who mentioned clingfilm? Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FFS!! smackbottom
SOME things have to be kept a mystery don't they? wink :wink:
Er, just off to wrap my sandwich
:wink: :wink:
:twisted:
bolt

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....go on Eager, unwrap your lunchbox hunni!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:bolt:
Er, just off to wrap my sandwich
wink :wink:
:twisted:
bolt
funny name for a dick but hey ho...............ill have pickle on mine
Red ???
Just how giddy areyou ?? And why????