For Example:
1. *Coffee* (n.) the person upon whom one coughs.
2. *Flabbergasted* (adj.) appalled over how much weight
you have gained.
3. *Abdicate* (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a
flat stomach.
4. *Esplanade* (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. *Willy-nilly* (adj.) impotent.
6. *Negligent* (adj.) describes a condition in which you
absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. *Lymph* (v.) to walk with a lisp.
8. *Gargoyle* (n.) olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. *Flatulence* (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up
after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. *Balderdash* (n.) a rapidly receding hairline.
11. *Testicle* (n.) a humorous question on an exam.
12. *Rectitude* (n.) the formal, dignified bearing adopted
by proctologists.
13. *Pokemon* (n) a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. *Oyster* (n.) a person who sprinkles his conversation
with Yiddishisms.
15. *Frisbeetarianism* (n.)
The
belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets
stuck there.
16. *Circumvent* (n.) an opening in the front of boxer
shorts worn by Jewish men.
and some more
1. *Bozone* (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people
that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer,
unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
2. *Cashtration* (n.) The act of buying a house, which
renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
3. *Giraffiti* (n) Vandalism spray-painted very, very
high.
4. *Sarchasm* (n) The gulf between the author of sarcastic
wit and the person who doesn't get it.
5. *Decaflon* (n.) The grueling event of getting through
the day consuming only things that are good for you.
6. *Glibido* (v) All talk and no action.
7. *Dopelar effect* (n) The tendency of stupid ideas to
seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
8. *Arachnoleptic fit* (n.) The frantic dance performed
just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
9. *Beelzebug* (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that
gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
10. *Caterpallor* (n.) The color you turn after finding
half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
Can anyone else think up some more??
:lol: Woo
you!
