: Ive tried to piss in the wardrobe,thinking it was the toilet
Fallen asleep wrapped around the hoover.
Been woken up on the toilet after being there for about four hours.
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Sex God
I emptied out a full wheelie bin full of rubbish once into the garden to prove that the old packet of Sheddies was a different box to the new one... 
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:roll: :roll: Morbius says I once pee'd in the bath (ie sat on the edge and did it!!!) but i doubt that happened as i do usually remember somethings when drunk.
A few months back i got seriously hammered on vodka and tried to dance round an imaginary pole in thelounge a la Demi Moore in Striptease :shock: also did my nut when Morb poured the rest of the vodka away and then i dropped the bottle on the kitchen floor
I don't very often do drunk but when i do I do it in style
A few months back i got seriously hammered on vodka and tried to dance round an imaginary pole in thelounge a la Demi Moore in Striptease :shock: also did my nut when Morb poured the rest of the vodka away and then i dropped the bottle on the kitchen floor
I don't very often do drunk but when i do I do it in style
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:rotflmao:
I have a habit of falling over in a spectacularly clumsy manner, particularly down flights of stairs! The most mortifying occassion however, was when I fell arse first from near the top of a spiral staircase in a trendy bar in Leicester Square. I thought I'd got away with it un-noticed, until a bloke pointed out at the top of his voice that it was the most entertainment he'd had all night!
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:sticky: Sex God
We have discussed this in detail and whilst it took a long time , we both agreed that its almost certain that the MOST stupid thing we had each done while drunk would have been completely forgotten by us if not by the poor unfortunates who had to witness it .
However faced with the question whats the stupidest thing you 'mostly remember' doing whilst drunk .Big G's answer involves a poor unfortunate if slightly offensive fella in a bar and a heavy bar stool .
Silkys answer was " Two Airmen" or failing that she said " tell them about that thing outside the takeaway when I took that young boys phone that was on vibrate .............."
Best We can remember.
G
However faced with the question whats the stupidest thing you 'mostly remember' doing whilst drunk .Big G's answer involves a poor unfortunate if slightly offensive fella in a bar and a heavy bar stool .
Silkys answer was " Two Airmen" or failing that she said " tell them about that thing outside the takeaway when I took that young boys phone that was on vibrate .............."
Best We can remember.
G
Sex God
streaked.
got run over.
fell asleep in a fish pond.
went golf ball hunting in a lake on a local course.
fell into a urinal trough in a snooker club.
attacked a keep left bollard that was staring at me.
the list goes on, alcohol and me do not go together well.
got run over.
fell asleep in a fish pond.
went golf ball hunting in a lake on a local course.
fell into a urinal trough in a snooker club.
attacked a keep left bollard that was staring at me.
the list goes on, alcohol and me do not go together well.
Sex God
Quote by foxylady 123
It appears to me that this thread condons and encourages drug abuse and should not be allowed.
No one said drugs !!! If youd said drugs we would have had far more stupid stuff to list !! LOLOL
Quote by Silk and Big G
It appears to me that this thread condons and encourages drug abuse and should not be allowed.
No one said drugs !!! If youd said drugs we would have had far more stupid stuff to list !! LOLOL
But alchol is a drug, and causes more deaths per year(not to mention loss of working time, family break ups , violence and vandelism) than a certain drug that people on here get upset if i mention
Sex God
OOOps it appears I have inadvertantly strayed into a serious discussion about substance abuse ! Im will swiftly retreat since my counsellor says Im not allowed to get involved in that kind of thing at least until the scars heal up . At the risk of being accused of some form of condoning my only comment would be " everything in moderation" excuse the pun .
Peace G
Peace G
Sex God
I had a problem with drink when I was younger........
I got totally pissed one night and woke up Married.......
Never touched it since!!!
true story (but it was my stag night)
I got totally pissed one night and woke up Married.......
Never touched it since!!!
true story (but it was my stag night)
Quote by davej
streaked.
got run over.
fell asleep in a fish pond.
went golf ball hunting in a lake on a local course.
fell into a urinal trough in a snooker club.
attacked a keep left bollard that was staring at me.
the list goes on, alcohol and me do not go together well.
All in one night??????????
What the hell had you been drinking????
Quote by foxylady 123
Foxylady,do you ever drink alcohol????
It is irrelevant if i drink alcohol, that is not the question is ,should we be glorifying drinking to excess when mention of other less harmfull substances get blocked.
Nobody was glorifying drinking just asking a question.
And yes it is relevent if you drink,if you do then its ok to do it but not talk about it??
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Foxylady,do you ever drink alcohol????
It is irrelevant if i drink alcohol, that is not the question is ,should we be glorifying drinking to excess when mention of other less harmfull substances get blocked.
Nobody was glorifying drinking just asking a question.
And yes it is relevent if you drink,if you do then its ok to do it but not talk about it??
Clare I understand that you want to defend Steve, but really he wasnt under attack!!
Sex God
The good thing about age / experience is being able to anticipate when to grab a tin hat an run for a foxhole............................. :giveup:
Sex God
Quote by foxylady 123
Foxylady,do you ever drink alcohol????
It is irrelevant if i drink alcohol, that is not the question is ,should we be glorifying drinking to excess when mention of other less harmfull substances get blocked.
Speaking as someone looking in from the outside (ie not being a moderator) I think the the AUP allows talk of alcohol as it is a legal drug. It's talk of illegal drugs that's frowned upon. I noticed you were annoyed about the "SH censorship board" being at work again.
IMHO if someone is talking about something that is illegal, it's not allowed (possibly some law relating to it) and if there is a thread dedicated to freezing one's ugh...I don't even want to talk about it.... you know what I'm referring to, and it offends me to think that the thread creator seemed to think we as a group would be interested.
Alcohol isn't an illegal drug, and we are all over 18 on here anyway. I'm sure there aren't many people who don't have an embarrassing drunken story to tell. I do have a few of my own but I'm not going there for fear of being branded a complete alky lol
:lol: 
Orgasminator
Whats the stupidest thing youve done whilst being pissed : quote]
I attempted to demonstrate the finer points of Barnes Wallis' bouncing bomb technique by using a tomato down the isle of a Pizza Hut on Ecclesall Road in Sheffield.
: quote]I attempted to demonstrate the finer points of Barnes Wallis' bouncing bomb technique by using a tomato down the isle of a Pizza Hut on Ecclesall Road in Sheffield.
