Election fever!!!! The result

5 May 2005

It is election time!!!!!!!!
Time for the masses to vote in the candidates who will govern SH politics.
The candidates are:
Sgt Bilko (representing the green party). Policy.....giving extra duties in the GFZ for those failing to fill in their leave applications.
Last statement by candidate "You don't vote for me..........I lock you in my tank"
Bluexxxxx (representing the blue party). Policy.......If it moves shag it If it doesn't move, shag it till it moves.
Last statement by candidate "You don't vote for me.......the strap-on is used and the lube is gonna get replaced with sand."
Jags (representing the red party). Policy.......Removing the balls off all newbies who fail to use the search facility.
Last statement by candidate "You don't vote for me..........you will experience a Jags SLAP"
Misschief (representing the yellow party) Policy........Live and let live, be helpful to others and be nice to all at SH.
Last Statement by candidate "You vote as you wish and do not let those others bully you into anything you do not want to do. I believe in fairness and equality to all. I love you all.....my fellow members and friends, mwahhhhhhh xxxxxxxx"

5 May 2005

My vote has been cast but I can not tell you who it is .
What I can say is that a uniform comes into it and its not a copper.

5 May 2005

oooooh... decisions decisions... who can i piss off the least and still ask for a shag afterwards???????? biggrin

:D :D :D :D :D :D
sean xxxxxxxxxx

5 May 2005

Before i vote, can someone tell me, if mischief is the yellow party does that mean she owns a yellow hard hat?

5 May 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
My vote has been cast but I can not tell you who it is .
What I can say is that a uniform comes into it and its not a copper.

Fix, fix,

5 May 2005

Ooooh, choices, choices - can I pick all of them rolleyes

Just tell all of them that I haven't voted for them - punishment should be fun!! :shock: :eeek: :shock: :eeek:

5 May 2005

LMAO! This is the ONLY election in which I wanted to vote for everyone!!!
rotflmao

5 May 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
Last statement by candidate "You don't vote for me..........I lock you in my tank"

I didn't vote for Sarge...solely for the above reason... :twisted:

5 May 2005

Voted red party.
For a fellow person in geordieland.

5 May 2005

Excellent thread Dave lol

I voted for Missy because I love the way she :bounce:
I'm scared of bluexx :shock:
Not going anywhere near a Jags slap bolt

Sarge is a meanie :eeek:

5 May 2005

Ive voted for a candidate but i must complain that i was up for election.
Tonguey-independent candidate,i think id be superb in the House of Commons. lol

5 May 2005

So lets all keep a close eye on the SWINGOMETER.... is it to the left, to the right or streight up the middle... stay tuned... biggrin

5 May 2005

I voted Missy cos she's lovely. I'm scared of the other candidates but I'm sure Missy will protect me!

5 May 2005

Still dont know whos got the yellow hard hat sad

:( :cry: :( :cry: :? :( :(

5 May 2005

Quote by Marya
I'm scared of the other candidates

:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
wink

:lol: :lol: :lol:

5 May 2005

Quote by Chardonnay
why wernt steveg there????? Someone has to be here for the O.A.P 'S

You're heading for a smacked arse on Saturday!!! smackbottom

Steve

5 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Still dont know whos got the yellow hard hat :( :cry: :( :cry: :? :( :(

OK...OK....OK......I'll admit it.......I promise I'll see the doctor tommorrow :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: biggrin

:D :D :D :D :D
Dave_Notts

5 May 2005

Quote by steveg_nw
why wernt steveg there????? Someone has to be here for the O.A.P 'S

You're heading for a smacked arse on Saturday!!! smackbottom

Steve

Don't say that Steve, as she will enjoy it lol

5 May 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
Still dont know whos got the yellow hard hat :( :cry: :( :cry: :? :( :(

OK...OK....OK......I'll admit it.......I promise I'll see the doctor tommorrow :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: biggrin

:D :D :D :D :D
Dave_Notts
But your not on the list of electees :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?

5 May 2005

Quote by Chardonnay
Shushhhhhh........ dont blow my act :angel:

You do a blowing act??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: confused

:? :?

5 May 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Still dont know whos got the yellow hard hat :( :cry: :( :cry: :? :( :(

OK...OK....OK......I'll admit it.......I promise I'll see the doctor tommorrow :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: biggrin

:D :D :D :D :D
Dave_Notts
But your not on the list of electees :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?
You mean I admitted to that when I didn't have to redface

ops: :oops:
Dave_Notts

5 May 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Shushhhhhh........ dont blow my act :angel:

You do a blowing act??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: confused

:? :?

Gets chair and ring side seat to sit and watch.............................................

5 May 2005

Did I not have to agree to be a candidate??? Papers sent round the neighbourhood?? A signature obtained??
Mind you I haven't used many Jags Slaps this year yet. Any offers??
lol

:lol:

5 May 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Shushhhhhh........ dont blow my act :angel:

You do a blowing act??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: confused

:? :?

Gets chair and ring side seat to sit and watch.............................................
Think I'll join you!!
Beer anyone??

5 May 2005

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5 May 2005

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Dave_Notts

5 May 2005

I voted for Missy cause she's my Sauna Buddy and all round great friend
Here's a special (but not lesbian, although there's nothing wrong with being lesbian rolleyes

)

5 May 2005

sorry to all the other candidates, I know your doing a brilliant jobs and would love one of jags' slaps but..........
I voted for missy coz I love her policy on females kissing wink

Here's one just for you passionkiss

5 May 2005

So Much better than that other election, and I dn't even have to leave home to cast my vote, so now what are the candidates going to do for me to influence my decision?
So in case of a well hung parliament, then please ring my bell.
John
wink

5 May 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
I voted for Missy cause she's my Sauna Buddy and all round great friend
Here's a special (but not lesbian, although there's nothing wrong with being lesbian )

Og don't sit on the fence there DH lol

:lol:
Great BIG LESBIAN SNOGS to Missy - 'cos I can't make Saturday sad

I'll get you one day Missy wink

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