Embarrasing Club Experiences!

25 Mar 2005

We were talking tonight about our experiences at various clubs over the past 4 years and a number of incidence came to mind!
We guess one of the "worst" was one night at La Chambre.............
We'd had an hour or so in a play room with other couples and decided to take a break. M put her mini skirt and top back on whilst I retrieved my undies and tousers in the dark.
I'd barely got dressed and ready for a drink downstairs when a guy shouted he'd lost his underpants..................................yes, I had them on!
In full view of all in the room, I had to strip and hand back is pants!
Can anyone beat that?

25 Mar 2005

You mean you owned up !!
lol

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(check for skiddies ?)

25 Mar 2005

Me and a fem were at club in the steam room when a bloke came in then all i heard was pisssssssss drip drip I looked at the other fem to make sure I was not hearing things then the bloke went out and said to her "did he just have a piss" and she said "yep he sure did"
Then Mr northeastcpl came in and sat down where the bloke sat and started to tap his feet (yep u guessed it ) he was tapping his feet in the pissed
Me and the fem were pissing ourselves laughing
He felt rather crap lol...

25 Mar 2005

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
Me and a fem were at club in the steam room when a bloke came in then all i heard was pisssssssss drip drip I looked at the other fem to make sure I was not hearing things then the bloke went out and said to her "did he just have a piss" and she said "yep he sure did"
Then Mr northeastcpl came in and sat down where the bloke sat and started to tap his feet (yep u guessed it ) he was tapping his feet in the pissed
Me and the fem were pissing ourselves laughing
He felt rather crap lol...

Spose it made a change from that feckin awful menthol smell .

25 Mar 2005

Our best one was we was at chameleons once and Paul boss walked in, well Paul ran off and locked himself in the loo lol i sat there observing the situation as us women do. went over to the loo knocked on the door and said its ok hes not with his wife!! well that was it Paul had brass bollox went over to say hi and asked who his 'friend' was lol monday morning he got called into the office and was told what a good job he had been doing and got a Â£2 a hour pay raise not a mention of chams lol....true story that lol

26 Mar 2005

well just gona top our last one,we have dying to go to a certain club for ages and with sat nights sometimes being a problem ,this club has just opend on a friday night yes it lets singles in for the first time,not a problem we were just joining the lass is taking our money and explaining a few things and bang 1st sin male"er are you sitting down yet" me " m8 gisa a chance just got through the door " the lass starts to show us around club ,single male not far behind ffs,any way had a tour just parked our arses and yes here he is for his second go , a bit closer now ,stinks of beer telling us its his first time how nervous he is ,notices his wedding ring politely told him not into single guys(dont get us wrong nothing against single guys,had then ask us before very polite ,accepted and still had a good social night with them) any way he goes on to tell us he uses the girls here regular,now dawns on us the girls who are at bar are workers and every now and then see guy disapear with one ,same guy "anyway fancy a 3 sum" me "look m8 not into that told 1st time " another sits down "hi what you looking for" me " the f@@king exit m8 see ya " sharp exit in car back to road ,total time in club 45 mins ,well our own fault should of went on the sat night lol