Embarrasing moments

3 Sep 2004

I went out with a lovely girl ,,She was really up for a laugh a hell of a lot younger than I was. A big girl with very long red hair. I finished it , I thought the age difference to much. 1 Friday night after we had split up I was driving my taxi when I saw her with her back to me getting chatted up. I pulled up behind her , looked at the guy and said "You will be allright there mate,, she,s a big girl but she,s a bloody good fuck". She turned round and I had the wrong girl. Anyone else got a classic.

3 Sep 2004

Quote by Biddlybop
"You will be allright there mate,, she,s a big girl but she,s a bloody good fuck"

:eeek: such class... I hope all you other gentlemen are taking notes on how to make a girl feel incredibly good...

3 Sep 2004

went to the captains ball at my local golf club with a lady friend and after many drinks and a few slow dances we made our way out onto the 18th green we were having a great time until the patio doors opened to a great burst of clapping it took me three weeks to get the nerve to go back to the club and the lady has never been back redface

3 Sep 2004

Never mind that - did she help improve your grip? :twisted:
Mal
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3 Sep 2004

Quote by mal609
Never mind that - did she help improve your grip? :twisted:
Mal

the grip was fine mal
but the driving was a little off

3 Sep 2004

Went out to blow the froth of a couple got back to mollys parents a bit worse for wear and clambered into bed with her sister by mistake ooo errrr, never heard anyone scream so load.

3 Sep 2004

are you really sure it was a mistake :doh:

3 Sep 2004

Yeah I had the same thing with Mollys sister , mortifying !

3 Sep 2004

Sozz Wibblywobbly,,, You had to know the girl,,it was a sense of humour we shared. I love cuddly ladies to bits and Im going no further digging that hole ,,lolol biggrin

:D :D

3 Sep 2004

First time I tried love eggs. I went shopping. They came out. I was wearing a skirt and tights, and was carrying about eight bags. I was right in the middle of the precinct.
It was a bad time for me.
Venusxxx

3 Sep 2004

I bumped into an old friend from high school while shopping one day. We had lost touch with each other years before and we hadn't seen each other for some time........
anyway,
I made the mistake of saying, "oh look at you now..... you look great.... when's the baby due?.... I didn't know you were pregnant!"
"I'm not" she replied "I've put on a little weight since we last saw each other"
I nearly choked. My heart sank to my stomach. I made my excuses, apologised and left as quick as posible.........
Talk about foot in mouth syndrome.... redface

3 Sep 2004

i'm new here and what better way to break the ice than an embarrising story when my gilrfriend moved in she invited her friend down from london we'd just finished decorating our bedroom and had been sleeping in the spare room all week we went out for a few drinks then back and into bed in the middle of the night i got up went to the bathroom and got back into bed after 10 minutes of feeling horny decided to wake my girlfriend up for some lovin so started going down on her the moaning was a good sign when i came up for air i had been going down on her friend and was in the wrong room niether of them looked to convinced when i said it was an honest mistake but i swear it was.

3 Sep 2004

Being a person who seldom wears knickers, I once tripped over in a large shopping mall, skirt went up over my back, I landed on all fours and my arse was displayed for all the world to see . . . :shock: lol

Strange thing is, I was completely embarrassed then but often have my arse stuck out of an open car door these days redface

Tracy-Jayne

3 Sep 2004

So far only had one really, a month ago we were out taking some pics in dover and as tracy was standing completely naked psoing for a pic this guy just popped up from round the corner. Made her jump out of her skin (well she had nowt else on LOL) we gathered her clothes and she covered up, although he had seen everything. Turned out ok though as he was a lot older than us and said dont mind me carry on, so for the next hour or so he hung around with us as we took more pics, showed the best spots for taking them and even held Tracys clothes as i took some of the pics, so a very helpfull and pleasant guy in the end.
Richard and Tracy(bi)

3 Sep 2004

That just sounds like fun to us Trace lol , for all concerned :-)

4 Sep 2004

Hiya, it was fun, he just stood there holding my clothes and talking, the last pic we did by the cliff another guy came along but stayed down the road a bit, so the old guy held my dress as i hid behind a bush so richard could take the pic. I then put it on a we walked towards him and he walked off, dont think he knew what to do with himself LOL.
Tracy and Richard
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4 Sep 2004

I had a bad experiance last night.
Thought I would try out some delay condoms. Was going really well, hard a nice hard one lol

sliped on the rubber and my dick went knumb. So knumb that I could not feel it. I hate condoms at the best of times but my dick was just like your mouth when you have had a filling.
That was it, droopy, droopy gone redface

. I wanted to last longer and I did, as I could not cum at all.
Damn ! going to get the extra sensitive ones now, any good ones out there confused

: I usually go for Ribs so the woman gets some pleasure.
Luv
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