Embarrassing moments

19 Aug 2006

There`s nothing like someone else`s embarrassment...
redface

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Was out shopping earlier for my son`s upcoming 10th birthday. Upon entering the world`s quietest game store, the other "apple of my eye", my 6 yr old son, enquired in a voice loud enough to cause all 15 or so people in the shop to turn around ; " Daddy, are you going to steal anything from here today? ". :shock: :shock:
Nuff said:

19 Aug 2006

Out of the mouths of babes, as they say :giggle: Bless him rotflmao

19 Aug 2006

Me and MrsFc were caught in a compromising situation when following an afternoon of well..........you get the picture cool

we were both sat naked, when the front door opened :shock:
Panicking MrsFc grabbed a cushion to cover herself and I grabbed the nearest thing to me 8-)
I then went to the cupboard to try and act normal confused

When I heard my daughter say....'DAD WHY ARE YOU WEARING MUMS SHORTS?'
redface

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19 Aug 2006

A couple of weeks ago a friend from SH text me a photo of us from a previous meet ( Not the type of pic you would show your mum if you know what I mean redface

)
I was at work when the txt arrived on the phone to my boss, I opened the message then absently minded instead of saving the message I forwarded it to my boss surprised

ops:
Sooooooooo Mortified!!!!!!!!

19 Aug 2006

I sent MrsFC a text while I was ..........well......... redface

it read ' I'm throbbing' cool

I got a reply saying did you mean to send that to me :shock:
It was from my son surprised

ops:

19 Aug 2006

Around a year ago I was wandering round Asda browsing the shelves and absent mindedly singing to myself. Then it dawned on me that I'd just been down the feminine hygene isle and I was singing out loud:

Oh Bodyform.... Bodyform for yoooooou!

Bluddy adverts! mad

19 Aug 2006

Quote by cu3b4ll
Around a year ago I was wandering round Asda browsing the shelves and absent mindedly singing to myself. Then it dawned on me that I'd just been down the feminine hygene isle and I was singing out loud:
Oh Bodyform.... Bodyform for yoooooou!

Bluddy adverts! mad

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

19 Aug 2006

Quote by MrsFC
Around a year ago I was wandering round Asda browsing the shelves and absent mindedly singing to myself. Then it dawned on me that I'd just been down the feminine hygene isle and I was singing out loud:
Oh Bodyform.... Bodyform for yoooooou!

Bluddy adverts! mad

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You can larf from behind that cushion!!

19 Aug 2006

Quote by westerross
Around a year ago I was wandering round Asda browsing the shelves and absent mindedly singing to myself. Then it dawned on me that I'd just been down the feminine hygene isle and I was singing out loud:
Oh Bodyform.... Bodyform for yoooooou!

Bluddy adverts! mad

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You can larf from behind that cushion!!
lol

...........I'm surprised i didn't go crimson tune!!!!!!!!!!!! but i was laughing.................well..............to be honest..................I couldn't stop giggling :lol: :lol: :lol:

19 Aug 2006

of course you were giggling
men laugh and women giggle
everyone knows that rolleyes

19 Aug 2006

Quote by markz
of course you were giggling
men laugh and women giggle
everyone knows that

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: girls giggle with girls...........men go scarlet lol

:lol:

19 Aug 2006

Quote by MrsFC
of course you were giggling
men laugh and women giggle
everyone knows that

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: girls giggle with girls...........men go scarlet lol

:lol:
no girls titter with girls
and giggle with men :roll:

19 Aug 2006

Quote by markz
no girls titter with girls
and giggle with men

Markz :roll: you need to come into my parlour :twisted:

20 Aug 2006

very embarrasing moment when me and maz were staying at her sisters house. We were sleeping in the living room and had came home before her sister. we were indulging in a little bit of role play that involved me being not very nice to maz!!! We were so caught up in it we didnt even notice her sister had came home and opened the living room door, only to run back out in disgust and fear probably.
she told maz the following day that she had walked in, and when you bring it up even now in a joky way she refuses to speak about it!! had to make sure maz informed her it was just roleplay, and that i am not the worst most evil boyfriend in the world!!!!!
The Shame!!!!!!!!! redface

20 Aug 2006

Quote by MrsFC

no girls titter with girls
and giggle with men

Markz :roll: you need to come into my parlour :twisted:
Is MrFC in there with you :rascal:

20 Aug 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Reminds me of an old Chinese ploverb.
Man who stand on toilet, high on pot
no girls titter with girls
and giggle with men

Markz :roll: you need to come into my parlour :twisted:
Is MrFC in there with you :rascal:

20 Aug 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Out of the mouths of babes, as they say :giggle: Bless him

For sale. Lovely looking 6 yr old boy. Housetrained and conversant in all known languages. Including Welsh

20 Aug 2006

When I was still living at home with my parents, my girlfriend had popped around in her lunch hour for a bit if 'fun'. biggrin

We were home alone so we ran upstairs to my bedroom, closed the door and went about making the most of the short amount of time we had. Obviously we didn't care what we were saying or the noise we were making.
Little did I know that my mum had come home and needed to speak to me, the next thing I knew I heard a knock on the door and my Mum saying rather sternly "When you're both quite finished I need to speak to you!"
redface

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It took me (and my girlfriend) quite a while to get over!

20 Aug 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids

no girls titter with girls
and giggle with men

Markz :roll: you need to come into my parlour :twisted:
Is MrFC in there with you :rascal:
Nope lol

But I could whisper where you could find him :twisted:

20 Aug 2006

I'm laughing cos i came on here to write the exact same story as den has, I just didn't realise he had posted! and yes, lil sis STILL refuses to talk about it, she does the old 'fingers in ears, la la la' trick any time we bring it up!
Another pretty bad one was leaving my phone lying around at a party, which some 'mate' decided to text all the important people, eg mum, dad, granny etc .... I got a text the next day from my dad saying,
'no, I certainly will not DO that to you, and we need to have a serious chat...'
oh dear !! maz xx

Quote by mazandden
very embarrasing moment when me and maz were staying at her sisters house. We were sleeping in the living room and had came home before her sister. we were indulging in a little bit of role play that involved me being not very nice to maz!!! We were so caught up in it we didnt even notice her sister had came home and opened the living room door, only to run back out in disgust and fear probably.
she told maz the following day that she had walked in, and when you bring it up even now in a joky way she refuses to speak about it!! had to make sure maz informed her it was just roleplay, and that i am not the worst most evil boyfriend in the world!!!!!
The Shame!!!!!!!!!

21 Aug 2006

We had some embarrassing moments in here: confused

:? :? :? :?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/5909.html

21 Aug 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
We had some embarrassing moments in here: :? :? :? :?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/5909.html

And one that never ceases to cheer me up too Bilks

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

21 Aug 2006

How's about this old classic.
After being in pm with a local couple and exchanging msn and face pics, we found that not only was the lovely lady in question an ex neighbour of mine from about 10 years ago but the couple are also part time drinking buddies of mine :shock:
After scrapping my jaw from the floor, we did have a giggle about it redface

21 Aug 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
How's about this old classic.
After being in pm with a local couple and exchanging msn and face pics, we found that not only was the lovely lady in question an ex neighbour of mine from about 10 years ago but the couple are also part time drinking buddies of mine :shock:
After scrapping my jaw from the floor, we did have a giggle about it

And...........
What happened?
biggrin

21 Aug 2006

Nothing

We still chat occasionally on msn but I'm still a shag short :giggle:

21 Aug 2006

This thread has been such a giggle to read....thanks
My moment!
I met this young guy - well alot younger than me at the time
He started out by trying to convince me it was his house when clearly his Mum's stuff was all over the room lol
Anyway we were merrily playing away and I was getting into it..and began to breath deeply to enhance the pleasure and hopfully orgasm...
When stud below says to me ''Do you have asthma or something'' !!!
Mortified - needless to say I lost the bloody orgasm lol
Aud xx
bbwcouple69

21 Aug 2006

I only got one really, and its not really embarressing, more lucky than anything!!!
I had a good night out with work mates, and came home to find my darling girlf (at the time) snoring her head off.
So I climbed into bed next to her, curled up and went to sleep, next thing im dreaming of Jennifer Ellison (was when she was on Brookside)
When I opened my eyes I was on top of my girlf doing "stuff" with her looking at me with a smile on her face!!!
I just thought "oh well" and carried on. I couldnt even keep eyes open I was that tired!!!
Afterwards, I asked her how it started and she started laughing. While asleep, I had managed to open her legs and start playing with her, which woke her up. I found out I was also talking in my sleep calling out Jenny (her name) and she thought I was dreaming of her!!!
So while asleep, I had got her wet and horny enough to want sex, and climb on top!!!
To this day I really dont know how I got there!!!

6 Sep 2006

First time I ever arranged to met a fella of the net......
Had,nt seen a pic of him (stupid I know), turns out his office was over the road from mine...... the chief inpector of the local police station! He was opening an event I had organised the next day! We met at the event!
Turned out we'd been emailing each other via work for weeks and didnt realise we were emailing each other privately till he we started to arrange to meet for a cuppa.
Hes a good buddy now lol handy!!
Oh an then theres the time I got my bracelet stuck on a fella's flies in the dark!! My poor neighbour wondered what an earth I was doing bent down under a lampost fiddling with his nether regions!
xanaisx

6 Sep 2006

Quote by NYCSavage
I only got one really, and its not really embarressing, more lucky than anything!!!
I had a good night out with work mates, and came home to find my darling girlf (at the time) snoring her head off.
So I climbed into bed next to her, curled up and went to sleep, next thing im dreaming of Jennifer Ellison (was when she was on Brookside)
When I opened my eyes I was on top of my girlf doing "stuff" with her looking at me with a smile on her face!!!
I just thought "oh well" and carried on. I couldnt even keep eyes open I was that tired!!!
Afterwards, I asked her how it started and she started laughing. While asleep, I had managed to open her legs and start playing with her, which woke her up. I found out I was also talking in my sleep calling out Jenny (her name) and she thought I was dreaming of her!!!
So while asleep, I had got her wet and horny enough to want sex, and climb on top!!!
To this day I really dont know how I got there!!!

Blimey! You do more asleep than my ex did awake ! :shock:

6 Sep 2006

theres too many to mention for me as i always seem to slip up!!!
one of the best was when i still lived at my parents house,could never get any peace to be with the at the time gf so we used to use the storeroom of where i worked at the time,most nights for around 6 months we were there at it like rabbits then it dawned on me....................................I INSTALLED THE FECKIN CCTV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST OVER 6 MONTHS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and the day i realised this just so happened to be the day of the works do,which just so happened to be the day my boss first mentioned that he'd seen almost every tape!!!
he even had the good grace to not pull me to one side and tell me but decided to hold a toast to the porn stars!!!
NIGHTMARE.....but very funny looking back....and i feckin married her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then divorced lol