Warming the Bed
Hi all just wondering if anyone had any embarrassing moments whilst swinging that they had either caused or had happen to them. Anyone dare to tell all. As for me I'm still very new to all this so no moments for me.
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Embarrassing moments whilst swinging.
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Sex God
I couldn't possibly say :gagged:
Sex God
It's not overly embarrassing, but seeing as though everyone else is being coy: my first ever meet was in a hotel. It was morning and approaching check out time but we were 'making the most of our time' and didn't hear a cleaner walk in... :eeek:
She was more embarrassed than us. Oh I did chuckle. :giggle:
Now stop being bashful folks and I might tell some of my more embarrassing stories...
She was more embarrassed than us. Oh I did chuckle. :giggle:
Now stop being bashful folks and I might tell some of my more embarrassing stories...
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Now stop being bashful folks and I might tell some of my more embarrassing stories...
... and if she won't tell them to you, I might!
I threw up all over someone once... long time ago, big cock, unrehearsed cock sucking skills back then and a chinese banquet before and during said event :spit:
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... and a chinese banquet before and during said event
Is a chinese banquet yet another sexual something I've never heard of? Would I like it?
LOL - no, it's very literally what it reads as... I think you'd have enjoyed it more before than after
Hehe - there goes my fantasy of being done by the entire Terracotta Army. Before they had feet of clay of course ...
Sex God
I once managed to cut someones head open with the heels on my boots but he still talks to me s cant have been that painfull
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I once managed to cut someones head open with the heels on my boots but he still talks to me s cant have been that painfull
:laughabove:
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
I once managed to cut someones head open with the heels on my boots but he still talks to me s cant have been that painfull
:laughabove:
He had to have stitches as well, so not a clue what he said when he got to the hospital
Actually, Im wearing the same ones next weekend, will check them for blood marks :lol:
Sex God
Fanny farts, common problem I know, but Id hate to think they came from elsewhere :scared:
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couplepoor sole :lol:
I once managed to cut someones head open with the heels on my boots but he still talks to me s cant have been that painfull
Sex God
Quote by northeastcoupleukpoor sole :lol:
I once managed to cut someones head open with the heels on my boots but he still talks to me s cant have been that painfull
and it took a while to heel....
Sex God
:giggle:
I am nearly always late for things and that can be quite embarrassing.
Especially when people devise plans to greet you naked at the door as a practical joke!
LG. x
I am nearly always late for things and that can be quite embarrassing.
Especially when people devise plans to greet you naked at the door as a practical joke!
LG. x Sex God
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:giggle:
I am nearly always late for things and that can be quite embarrassing.
Especially when people devise plans to greet you naked at the door as a practical joke!
Not as bad as my first house party, having the door opened by a surgeon!!! :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by little gem
:giggle:
I am nearly always late for things and that can be quite embarrassing.
Especially when people devise plans to greet you naked at the door as a practical joke!
Ummmm, I remember being at a party and MR NWC offering to answer the door. Only thing was, he was stark, bo****k nekid at the time. Poor girl had to move house soon afterwards
Sex God
We were having a party at our house and had sent a message to everyone letting them know that the side door would be open and that they should just walk in.
One couple turned up a day early and walked straight into the kitchen only to be greeted by our daughter ... sure it was more embarrassing for them but the house was a mess!!
We didnt think they'd come back the following day but they did ... we are obviously too hot to resist!!!
One couple turned up a day early and walked straight into the kitchen only to be greeted by our daughter ... sure it was more embarrassing for them but the house was a mess!!
We didnt think they'd come back the following day but they did ... we are obviously too hot to resist!!!
I was getting it on with a woman in a swingers' club. We got off to a really enthusiastic start, but it was a hot night and the airconditioning wasn't very effective. I broke out in a huge sweat and started dripping all over her. It was a total passion killer and we both made our excuses and left.
Orgasminator
We got caught dogging by the police once. At first I thought it was a taxi creaping closer until they bathed us in flood lights. I was sitting on the roof of the car at the time being devoured. The guy that was watching legged it back to his car and drove off. When the police came over and questioned what we were doing (stargazing we said) I hid in the back of the car, mortified. The copper i could see from my hiding place (the one asking the questions) was dead pan serious, the other one, out fo my view, was trying to stiffle the giggles in a 'Biggus Dickus' stylee!
Outcome was though, they said carry on, then flashed the blues scattering the rest of the cars in the layby like bowling pins!
Outcome was though, they said carry on, then flashed the blues scattering the rest of the cars in the layby like bowling pins!
Sex God
Quote by popeurban
I was getting it on with a woman in a swingers' club. We got off to a really enthusiastic start, but it was a hot night and the airconditioning wasn't very effective. I broke out in a huge sweat and started dripping all over her. It was a total passion killer and we both made our excuses and left.
Weird, because I once had a meet in the summer - one of those rare very warm days we get every now and again! - and the hotel we were in couldn't even touch the heat. We had air con on full but to no avail. We were fucking and there was sweat aplenty from the guy I was with. I found it quite erotic.
Sweaty passionate sex was interspersed with trips to the shower to cool off and that went on for hours... *sigh* It was a good night, sweat included!
Just shows that we're all different.
Quote by noladreams
I was getting it on with a woman in a swingers' club. We got off to a really enthusiastic start, but it was a hot night and the airconditioning wasn't very effective. I broke out in a huge sweat and started dripping all over her. It was a total passion killer and we both made our excuses and left.
Weird, because I once had a meet in the summer - one of those rare very warm days we get every now and again! - and the hotel we were in couldn't even touch the heat. We had air con on full but to no avail. We were fucking and there was sweat aplenty from the guy I was with. I found it quite erotic.
Sweaty passionate sex was interspersed with trips to the shower to cool off and that went on for hours... *sigh* It was a good night, sweat included!
Just shows that we're all different.
Its when you get a drop of it in your eye :scared: :eeek: god how that stings!
(but not as much as a shot of 'gentlemans relish' up the hooter.....now THAT made my eyes water...sooooo painful!)
Sex God
Quote by popeurban
Funnily enough, I live (and the swingers' club is in) Nolaville - New Orleans, Louisiana, universally known as NOLA.
Then I shall have to look you up next time I'm in town.
