Embarrassing moments

6 Dec 2004

Get given the wrong collection address so end up completely the wrong side of Sheffield. At 8:30 am on a Monday morning ffs ! ! !
Go through a set of traffic lights at Meadow Hall, make a very tight right turn and be presented with a bridge marked as 9â€ lower than the height of the trailer!
Decide itâ€™s too busy/dangerous to reverse out on the â€œblind sideâ€ so decide to call the local constabulary for assistance.
Said officers of the law arrive, giggling; I might add.
A perfect start to the week. rolleyes

6 Dec 2004

sounds like a great start.
I came into work today to find the stuff people were meant to do for me so i can actually do something is being delayed till 3.
Which is shit.
But then means i can just do sweet FA. smile

But all the same umlucky dam, hope the day and week turns out better.

6 Dec 2004

Quote by dambuster
9â€

So size does matter then...

6 Dec 2004

went to work before and forgot to set clock so ended up getting to work 1 hour early

6 Dec 2004

you were about 5 mins from me Dambuster, could have called in for a cuppa biggrin

6 Dec 2004

only four days to go and its friday hun
keep smilin lol

:lol: :lol:

6 Dec 2004

Just think of them Opera Babes Dam!
And Leslie Garrett Garratt Garett Garett rolleyes

AND
..what is she?Katherine..Kathleen Jenkins?I saw her on an ad on the telly the other day - silly

hwoar:

6 Dec 2004

Quote by freckledbird
you were about 5 mins from me Dambuster, could have called in for a cuppa

And then sat at Blackburn Meadows (ish) with my thumb up my arse for 3 hours to load mad

:x

6 Dec 2004

Quote by dambuster
And then sat at Blackburn Meadows (ish) with my thumb up my arse for 3 hours to load :x

So not all bad then :P

6 Dec 2004

Well I've just been flashed by yet another speed camera, whilst thinking about what a good Saturday I had wink

6 Dec 2004

Maybe some of us girls could send dambuster their location then if he ever gets stuck locally he knows who to contact :twisted: One way of passing a few hours of boredom lol

6 Dec 2004

Got to work this morning and let off an almighty fart thinking the place was empty, just as one of our lecturers was coming out of the coffee bar..... Bad idea.....
She pissed herself laughing though, which made it better thank God!
Rick biggrin

6 Dec 2004

Quote by MQ
Maybe some of us girls could send dambuster their location then if he ever gets stuck locally he knows who to contact :twisted: One way of passing a few hours of boredom

Now, that would be a VERYgood idea :twisted: :twisted:
My PM box is down there somewhere

6 Dec 2004

Quote by dambuster
Maybe some of us girls could send dambuster their location then if he ever gets stuck locally he knows who to contact :twisted: One way of passing a few hours of boredom

Now, that would be a VERYgood idea :twisted: :twisted:
My PM box is down there somewhere
Dambuster already knows some of our locations and still doesnt pop round rolleyes

:lol:

6 Dec 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Maybe some of us girls could send dambuster their location then if he ever gets stuck locally he knows who to contact :twisted: One way of passing a few hours of boredom

Now, that would be a VERYgood idea :twisted: :twisted:
My PM box is down there somewhere
Dambuster already knows some of our locations and still doesnt pop round rolleyes

:lol:
Well - actually Miss; As soon as i've gone thro' this drive thro' wash, i'll be heading south and :waving: at you in about 2 hours. AND i'll need a break on the servicves near you !!!!!!!!!!

6 Dec 2004

Let us know when youre down by surrey hunny, we'll let ya in for a cuppa and wee, lol!!

6 Dec 2004

You lovely people are sooooooooooooooooooo bad !!!!!!!
I have to go. The tarmac of the A1 is a calling.
Like I'm gonna make Felixstowe by 6 !! Yeah right !!!

6 Dec 2004

Quote by dazandlou
Let us know when youre down by surrey hunny, we'll let ya in for a cuppa and wee, lol!!

Careful its not like on the Carlsberg Ad with the little old lady who has a thirst for the cold stuff and a handy trap door...
You may never leave...they could keep you there under the floorboards tied and gagged and totally bamboozled. :silly:
Watch yourself DB its all a trap lol

6 Dec 2004

Quote by SunBunny
Let us know when youre down by surrey hunny, we'll let ya in for a cuppa and wee, lol!!

Careful its not like on the Carlsberg Ad with the little old lady who has a thirst for the cold stuff and a handy trap door...
You may never leave...they could keep you there under the floorboards tied and gagged and totally bamboozled. :silly:
Watch yourself DB its all a trap lol

PMSL well that depends what he is carrying really doesn't it........

6 Dec 2004

Depends if it was a woman or a turkey really doesn't it!

6 Dec 2004

Quote by beeneyboy
my mum walking in on me going down on a bird bless her she said do you want some breakfast and i said yes please how embarassing

:evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
Must have been. Was it a Monday morning as well??

6 Dec 2004

Quote by MQ
Depends if it was a woman or a turkey really doesn't it!

it does MQ I think it does. lol

6 Dec 2004

Easy way to tell......
Did it taste fabulous or fowl?
Tony (with apologies).

6 Dec 2004

Quote by SunBunny
Let us know when youre down by surrey hunny, we'll let ya in for a cuppa and wee, lol!!

Careful its not like on the Carlsberg Ad with the little old lady who has a thirst for the cold stuff and a handy trap door...
You may never leave...they could keep you there under the floorboards tied and gagged and totally bamboozled. :silly:
Watch yourself DB its all a trap lol

Mmmm. Tied and gagged - Now there's a thought

7 Dec 2004

heheheh got my ropes ready dam
i would tie you up anytime mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
jakyxxx

7 Dec 2004

Quote by jakyladycple
heheheh got my ropes ready dam
i would tie you up anytime mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
jakyxxx

Well - there is a counter running in my sig. :twisted:

7 Dec 2004

I was sat on top of baz one night wink

and my eldest son opened the door to tell me iput the wrong undies in his room :doh: i think he thought it was a good game cos the next time he opened the door to ask if we wanted a cup of tea blink

surely we did,nt sound that bad dunno

:eeek:

7 Dec 2004

Mr naughtys step mum walked in on us in the 69 position and she just stood there gobsmacked and we didnt move cause I was sooooo embarrased. Later at dinner his dad brought it up thinking it would be funny and I had to leave the room with embarrasment. redface

7 Dec 2004

Quote by MQ
Maybe some of us girls could send dambuster their location then if he ever gets stuck locally he knows who to contact :twisted: One way of passing a few hours of boredom

And they could keep an eye on what he does with that thumb :shock: biggrin

7 Dec 2004

Wolf-whistling a girl with long blonde hair as I walked into town a good few years back, when I was with my mate.... She was sat on a bench over the road, facing the other way by the park.... She turned round, and had a beard and didn't look terribly impressed. I had to make it look like it was my mate who did it, that failed miserably too.....!
Rick. :shock: