Picture this Xmas drink with the lads from work.
About 15 guys sitting round the table in a pub, when someone said what’s your most embarrassing story?
Well, we have this new guy who’s Canadian who said “when he worked as a male escort in Canada, he had to suck the interviewee nipples who was a male guy! To see how well the ladies will like itâ€
We all looked at him in amassment!
What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you guys?
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Sexlightened
That's power thing going on there ! Made note to start phony company... Funny you should mention it though because I've heard membership renewal is going to based on a similar principal... Suck good save $$$ ? 
Warming the Bed
A couple of years back I had just pulled up at a garage for fuel got out of the car and heard 'F*** it' shouted out from behind the open bonnet of a yellow golf in a flustered female voice upon further investigation i observed oil pouring out under the car ..Oh a damsel in distress I thought better get in here quick ...as I approached the front of the car I saw this Luuuuurvly looking gal in a hell of a mess oil all over her skirt and top....Oh can you help me please she said despairingly ....Of course darlin whats wrong....I cant get any oil in my car , have you got a very thin funnel...eh! I said looked down and burst into fits of laughter ,I couldnt stop to get a word out....someone had told her to remove the dipstick ,check the oil ,and top it up , well she did find the dipstick ok , and was trying to pour the oil into the engine through the tiny hole left when the dipstick was remowed.....still laughing now gets me every time......Oh and what colour hair did she have ?????? any guesses.....cant tell you if it matched tho. lol
Sexlightened
Ah bless... Blonde's are such gentle creatures...
Warming the Bed
Quote by gingerminge38
Ah bless... Blonde's are such gentle creatures...
Hmmmmmmmmmmm we are arent we !!!!!
Quote by ladysteph
A couple of years back I had just pulled up at a garage for fuel got out of the car and heard 'F*** it' shouted out from behind the open bonnet of a yellow golf in a flustered female voice upon further investigation i observed oil pouring out under the car ..Oh a damsel in distress I thought better get in here quick ...as I approached the front of the car I saw this Luuuuurvly looking gal in a hell of a mess oil all over her skirt and top....Oh can you help me please she said despairingly ....Of course darlin whats wrong....I cant get any oil in my car , have you got a very thin funnel...eh! I said looked down and burst into fits of laughter ,I couldnt stop to get a word out....someone had told her to remove the dipstick ,check the oil ,and top it up , well she did find the dipstick ok , and was trying to pour the oil into the engine through the tiny hole left when the dipstick was remowed.....still laughing now gets me every time......Oh and what colour hair did she have ?????? any guesses.....cant tell you if it matched tho. lol
used to work in a garage myself & have seen this done as well
:lol: Warming the Bed
used to work in a garage myself & have seen this done as well
Was she blonde tho ?
Sex God
Quote by lovejoy68
used to work in a garage myself & have seen this done as well
Was she blonde tho ?
no dark haired as far as i can remember (was long time ago) & no i didnt get phone no either
dipstick Sex God
should of sent her my way lol mind you no bugger all about cars ,wont mention the time the mrs took the car through the car wash :doh:
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
should of sent her my way lol mind you no bugger all about cars ,wont mention the time the mrs took the car through the car wash :doh:
she couldnt find the filler cap so dont suppose she could have found her way up north
did the carwash have anything to do with sun roof or windows
mine was a few yrs ago wa in the back of my estate car with my then gf " at it" naked in misionary i vaguely notice a car going past and next thing a light shining in car ... the police asking what is going on here we was like a pair of rabbits caught in headlights was told to get dresed and move on...never finished, so if the girl mentioned is reading this please get back in touch lol ... after i thought heres me thinking i am gods gift to love making and a police man ask whats going on here tut
