The have been numerous threads on the endowment of males, ie VWE VVWE and so on but has there ever been a analogous thread on the female side of the subject, ie = tight, lax, loose, enormous, canyon and so on. ??
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Fred
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I said "Bloody hell, you've got a big one... you've got a big one."
She said "Why did you say that twice?"
I said "I didn't... didn't... "
She said "Why did you say that twice?"
I said "I didn't... didn't... "
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Quote by beebeep
what gauge would you be using to file it under??
One to two fingers
two to three fingers
three to four fingers
four to five fingers....... etc
Or should we be using the mars bar scale?
BBx
Its the males that gauge their own so I leave it to the Females to answer that >>>
maybe on the lines of >>> one rabbit, two rabbit, three rabbit, more
Fred
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
what gauge would you be using to file it under??
One to two fingers
two to three fingers
three to four fingers
four to five fingers....... etc
Or should we be using the mars bar scale?
BBx
Its the males that gauge their own so I leave it to the Females to answer that >>>
maybe on the lines of >>> one rabbit, two rabbit, three rabbit, more
Fred
So the Thumper scale, maybe that should get a pantent.
Homogenous?
I don't know; obviously you can see (and taste :lickface differences when you get close-up, but once you get onto penetrative sex, I have to say I find all women's genitals pretty-much indistinguishable. Heck, I have enough trouble working out if it's in or not, any more deeper analysis is well beyond me...
Those with a penis larger than a swollen pin might have different experiences to relate, though....
I don't know; obviously you can see (and taste :lickface
differences when you get close-up, but once you get onto penetrative sex, I have to say I find all women's genitals pretty-much indistinguishable. Heck, I have enough trouble working out if it's in or not, any more deeper analysis is well beyond me...Those with a penis larger than a swollen pin might have different experiences to relate, though....
Sex God
I would never gauge the size of mine - I would ask a women to do it for me, sorry I am lazy and I have difficulties working out the diffrences between inches and CM.
Mike
Mike
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Quote by Fred aka Medic 1dare not say owt now for fear of putting me foot in it
Polo Lady
What size shoe horn lol === 11 be small enough
left your self wide open for that one lol
Fred
Sex God
i sent a guy in with a tape measure to get the specifics.. he has not emerged yet.. but i will keep you posted when he does!
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well if he pinchs anything busty we now know its a inside job lol
Sex God
Quote by honeyriderx
Was t old once mine sounds like the swiss alps :shock:
Hmmm maybe I should start the pelvic floor exercises now, just need to find something to grip onto :twisted:
you've got one that Yodels :shock:
Sex God
Quote by well_busty_babe
i sent a guy in with a tape measure to get the specifics.. he has not emerged yet.. but i will keep you posted when he does!
hey busty !!!..be a sweetheart and shine a light in here, can't see fLuck all....
right 'o' lads lets get this job done
Hiiii Hoooo!!!!!!......Hiiii Hooooo!!!.....
hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go.........
A Joke that bares relevance to this thread
A man is woken by his missus and she says; "Oh Jack, ive just had the strangest dream. I dreamt that i was in a penis auction and all these 11 inch cocks were selling for £5000 and the little peckers went for a fiver!" To which the man replied "So what did my go for then???"
She smirks and says "Oh yours didn't even get a bid"
"Cheeky bitch" he thinks and goes back to sleep
2 hours later the women is woken by her husband telling her that he just had a similar dream "Jesus Janet! i just had a dream that i was in a pussy auction! All these tight virginal quims were selling at £5000+ and the fat slack clown pockets went for a few quid to some dirty ol men!"
"So what bout my fanny then?" she responds, to which the man replies.........
"Funny you should mention that, its where they held the auction!"
:D :D
A man is woken by his missus and she says; "Oh Jack, ive just had the strangest dream. I dreamt that i was in a penis auction and all these 11 inch cocks were selling for £5000 and the little peckers went for a fiver!" To which the man replied "So what did my go for then???"
She smirks and says "Oh yours didn't even get a bid"
"Cheeky bitch" he thinks and goes back to sleep
2 hours later the women is woken by her husband telling her that he just had a similar dream "Jesus Janet! i just had a dream that i was in a pussy auction! All these tight virginal quims were selling at £5000+ and the fat slack clown pockets went for a few quid to some dirty ol men!"
"So what bout my fanny then?" she responds, to which the man replies.........
"Funny you should mention that, its where they held the auction!"
:D :D Warming the Bed
Same old thing of women and men being total opposites.
Its good for a man to have big equipment,,,,, but no for a woman.
And a woman is ok to have big boobs,,,,,,, but not for a man
Its good for a man to have big equipment,,,,, but no for a woman.
And a woman is ok to have big boobs,,,,,,, but not for a man
