Enjoy

21 Oct 2004

A woman walks into a chemist and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?
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21 Oct 2004

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The old ones are the best!

21 Oct 2004

Quote by RSAB2
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The old ones are the best!

Just wait till you hear the others!!! rolleyes

21 Oct 2004

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"
She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up."
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!"
She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?" lol

21 Oct 2004

I agree

I am very partial to the old ones :grin:
Dan x x x wink

21 Oct 2004

Quote by Dan Solo
I agree
I am very partial to the old ones :grin:
Dan x x x

And just HOW OLD would that be then Dan? rolleyes

21 Oct 2004

Alexandra wrote :

And just HOW OLD would that be then Dan?

Well, well that would be telling now wouldn't it ??
Dan x x x wink