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Enough spunk in ma balls to shampoo a buffalo....

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london_wood
Warming the Bed
Are there any female buffalos on here?
If so, I'm 'Head & Shoulders' above the rest.
mr__powers1
Sex God
tell me something...have you ever tried that one in real life...and did it work?
Freckledbird
Sex God
Even more worrying - the profile is for a straight pregnant female who is 'with someone' confused
Profile text reads thus:
'Couple living in North London...she, 35yrs old & pregnant (4.5 months)....very slim, tits are larger than normal & firm (that'll be the pregnancy)....lovely arse.
We're not swingers.....male would like to watch her with another guy....she's a bit uncertain - so how do we convince her?!!'
Srne
Sex God
Makes me just want to PM him straight away and jump at the chance to drench myself in all that errrrm "spunk" rolleyes
london_wood
Warming the Bed
Quote by Srne
Makes me just want to PM him straight away and jump at the chance to drench myself in all that errrrm "spunk" rolleyes

Sorry unless your a buffalo I'm not interested.
Frecklebird...lighten up - you hoping to be a PI or something?
Unknown User
What's a PI?
And - is having a lot of spunk, a good thing? wink
london_wood
Warming the Bed
A Private(s?) Investigator.
Look forget, my original question ...I'm having much better luck on Buffalo-ingHeaven.
Spank you very much. (or wanksalot)
Wood.
Srne
Sex God
Quote by Cherrytree
What's a PI?
And - is having a lot of spunk, a good thing? wink

A Private Investigator i assume?
And maybe if your a buffalo having a lot of spunk is the best thing since sliced buffalo! lol
And looks like we are out of luck as neither of us are buffalos damn if only!! :wink:
Unknown User
Quote by london_wood
A Private(s?) Investigator.
Look forget, my original question ...I'm having much better luck on Buffalo-ingHeaven.
Spank you very much. (or wanksalot)
Wood.

Thanks London, I'm having crap day and you made me chuckle lol
Unknown User
Buffalo sex: Contrary to popular opinion, the definition of this term has absolutely nothing to do with the mating habits of these hairy beasts, but rather refers to the beastialic urges of the attention-starved men who live where the Buffalo roam.
It is important to understand that the Great Plains of the United States can be a very lonely place, thus, only those with poor social skills and little or no sexual prowess choose to call them home.

Is that what he is talking about?
Is it? blink
mr__powers1
Sex God
Freckledbird a PI?
well she's got a moustash like Magnum! lol
bolt
london_wood
Warming the Bed
Quote by Cherrytree
A Private(s?) Investigator.
Look forget, my original question ...I'm having much better luck on Buffalo-ingHeaven.
Spank you very much. (or wanksalot)
Wood.

Thanks London, I'm having crap day and you made me chuckle lol
no worries....& London isn't my real name....you can call me Spurt (as in Spurt Reynolds)
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Mr-Powers
Freckledbird a PI?
well she's got a moustash like Magnum! lol
bolt

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Cheeky fecker! :lol:
London, jut look at what you've typed and compare it with what's in your profile. Anyone who's remotely interested will look at your profile first and it just won't match. And then they'll just rotflmao
Unknown User
Is this the chat room? rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by london_wood
no worries....& London isn't my real name....you can call me Spurt (as in Spurt Reynolds)

:laughabove:
Unknown User
Quote by Freckledbird
London, jut look at what you've typed and compare it with what's in your profile. Anyone who's remotely interested will look at your profile first and it just won't match. And then they'll just rotflmao

Surprisingly he/she has changed his/her profile :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Freckledbird
Sex God
Do buffalo shampoo in spunk anyway? :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Freckledbird
Do buffalo shampoo in spunk anyway? :shock:

Yes but only their own redface
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by blonde

London, jut look at what you've typed and compare it with what's in your profile. Anyone who's remotely interested will look at your profile first and it just won't match. And then they'll just rotflmao

Surprisingly he has changed his profile :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Yeah, and it reads so much better now, doesn't it?
Profile now reads thus:
'Buffalo lover..... would like to go waterholing with someone special.
Warhogs need not apply.
(PS why isn't there a specialist interest category for people who wear khaki?)'
H__x
Sex God
I'll never look at mozzarella the same again.
H.x
Unknown User
Is it a full moon or something lol
london_wood
Warming the Bed
Quote by seasider
Is it a full moon or something lol

summer equinox.
"That'll be Buffalo number 15 -love .....NEXT"
Unknown User
Wood, are you the man in the uniform? confused:
london_wood
Warming the Bed
Quote by seasider
Wood, are you the man in the uniform? confused:

Nah...I was having a post "jism-oital" ciggie in the umpires chair ...."new balls please".
Unknown User
Quote by london_wood

Obviously .......... you arent up on your buffalo because they are "Bison"! :giggle:
Amateur rolleyes
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Freckledbird
Sex God
I'm just trying to imagine the TV advertising campaign, in the style of the Clairol Herbal Essences ads. :shock: lol
london_wood
Warming the Bed
Quote by blonde

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Obviously .......... you arent up on your buffalo because they are "Bison"!
Amateur rolleyes
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hey as much as I'd like to be a deep sea (muff) diver (ie start at the top & work my way down), we've all got to start somewhere.
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by blonde

Obviously .......... you arent up on your buffalo because they are "Bison"!
Amateurs rolleyes
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

And they are obviously hurdling!