Epitaphs..... morbid I know...

19 Sep 2005

It's interesting with with death/mortality how we shift between humour and sentimentality. On a sentimental note, the words of a Dostoyevsky character stay with me: on his death bed this teenage boy asked his friends to scatter breadcrumbs on his grave so the birds will come and he will never be lonely.....Mind you, think of the shit on the grave!

19 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyRed
shag out

And did !! wink

:lol:
Debs goes off and thins of some think that would be writen on Reds :rascal:

19 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
shag out

And did !! wink

:lol:
Debs goes off and thins of some think that would be writen on Reds :rascal:
How about?
"She has finally shut her gob!"

19 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
shag out

And did !! wink

:lol:
Debs goes off and thins of some think that would be writen on Reds :rascal:
How about?
"She has finally shut her gob!"
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: rotflmao

19 Sep 2005

I will be back smile

19 Sep 2005

i told you the oysters tasted funny.
i couldn't really breath through my ears.
no, he didnt turn the electricty off.

19 Sep 2005

"Bugger"
I just hope no one takes it as a request...

19 Sep 2005

Hell just thought you could also make it in the form of a "real Swinging Heaven Ad."
Hi , I'm looking for a necrophilliac must be willing to dig... not into much but always pretty stiff.....crap in bed not much movement I'm afraid... oh and could you send a pic too???

19 Sep 2005

Quote by farmersboy
here i lie oh glory be
in this plot 6 feet by 3
in death achieving lifes desire
to be an owner occupier

hehe .
mine would be "Doctor, do you think it could have been the sausage?"

19 Sep 2005

Alas poor Dewi,
He went to his grave
Never knowing
the final lotto number.

19 Sep 2005

In small print........... if you can read this your standing on me head !

20 Sep 2005

Oh fuck it and I thought they were doing a remake of Michael Jacksons Thriller...

20 Sep 2005

Here I lay in my fave position
I've crossed over, I've made the transition
Be unimpressed or stand in awe
At such a saint...such a whore..

20 Sep 2005

Quote by girlyspur
Here I lay in my fave position
I've crossed over, I've made the transition
Be unimpressed or stand in awe
At such a saint...such a whore..

i'm going to hold you to that girly wink

20 Sep 2005

Quote by girlyspur
Here I lay in my fave position
I've crossed over, I've made the transition
Be unimpressed or stand in awe
At such a saint...such a whore..

Ooooooooooooooh! :bounce: :bounce: lol

:lol:
I'd like "Now gone to the big layby in the sky" :rascal: :rascal:

20 Sep 2005

I'm going to go for a classic Tron quote...
"End of line"

20 Sep 2005

He underestimated the power of the force.
Ian

20 Sep 2005

Hay that was awesome . Can i have another go

20 Sep 2005

Here lies TnH...
... and hes bloody annoyed mad

Gotta love Blackadder smile

20 Sep 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
Here lies TnH...
... and hes bloody annoyed
Gotta love Blackadder

Got to admire your balls though!

20 Sep 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Here lies TnH...
... and hes bloody annoyed
Gotta love Blackadder

Got to admire your balls though!
Perhaps later ;)

20 Sep 2005

Here Lies an atheist
All dressed up and no place to go :P rotflmao

20 Sep 2005

come closer.... come closer.............
haha i can see right up your nose!
or ((becoz i'm a fisherman))
the maggots finally got their revenge.
or ((its poetry time))
Cry for me not my tendor dears
for the years of pleasure for the years of tears.
For I can see what mattered now
no strangled smile no furrowed brow.
Smile with me as my sun goes down
my light has faded my leaves are brown.
Please shed not a lonsome tear.
i'm always with you i'm always near.
:upset: "sniff sniff"

20 Sep 2005

one for all the truckers out there. in the crew area backstage at wembley arena is a memorial plaque to one of the head roadies/gaffers with his name, d.o.b & d.o.d as a manifest sheet
guys name
load in (d.o.b.)
load out (d.o.d.)

21 Sep 2005

here is one my wife suggested.................
here lies my husband
should have waited till he stopped breathing
before i buried him.

21 Sep 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
Alas poor Dewi,
He went to his grave
Never knowing
the final lotto number.

Mildly confused dewi please explain !!!

21 Sep 2005

Mine will simply read,
'The life insurance policies are in the ..........................'

21 Sep 2005

Quote by sleazy
You try so hard you get so far but in the end dosnt even matter

Isn't that from a song or summat ?

Linkin' Park - The End wink

Mine would read: "Aww fookin 'ell, who's idea was this then? rolleyes

" (complete with rolling eyes emoticon of course!)

21 Sep 2005

Bye....for now.

21 Sep 2005

Another good geek one:
Have an embedded screen displaying the Blue Screen of Death:
A fatal exception 0E has occurred at 0028:C00068F8 in VxD VMM(01) +
000059F8. The current application will be terminated.
* Press any key to terminate the application.
* Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your computer. You will
lose any unsaved information in all applications.
Press any key to continue