Hi everyone,
Ever played hunt the Smartie? Been turned on by your partner eating a banana or yoghurt? Screwed by a finger of Fudge? Licked to a frenzy with honey? :shock:
Which food really turns you on? Makes you feel sexy looking at it, tasting it, smelling it. Ever used food as a sex aid?
Is it champagne and strawberries, oysters, chocolate - or an Indian meal?
Or is food just not sexy?
Anything posted below or PM'd to me will be incorporated into a short article and submitted to the Editor of the WI page. I'm also willing to undergo erotic food testing in the interests of research - volunteers may be required.
love Sappho xxx
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Sex God
Strawberries are a cliche, but only because they work! The sight of one being crushed and smeared on a woman's naked breasts... ooh, I think I need to go and have a little lie down.
But only a quick lie down. Someone's got to lick that strawberry off. Don't want it making a mess on the bedding.
But only a quick lie down. Someone's got to lick that strawberry off. Don't want it making a mess on the bedding.
A, er, friend of mine has views on this.
I, er, he thinks that:-
* Whipped cream is fun but sickly. If laughter be the food of love then this is a great starter. Chill the can for ages if you feel seriously evil but be prepared for stickyness to ensue.
* Anything small and juicy (strawberries, slices of skinless peach, grapes, long slices of melon) can fun when fed to somebody. Reactions to those dripping juices would give Freud another bestseller.
* Extremes of temperature work well for teasing. Warm crepes and cold ice-cream fed to each other is great stuff. Careful where the ice-cream drips and make sure there's dribbled chocolate sauce on the crepes.
The best in my, er, his view ?
Food eaten when out dining in public rather than in bed at home. Facing each other and using the food to tease mercilessly. Asparragus tips nibbled, spaghetti sucked, things eaten with fingers - the outside world ceases to be there as the battle rages. It's a cliche but for one reason....it's seriously good !!
Of course, it's not just the food after all that that will be good enough to eat...... :twisted:
Not Carpathian (honestly !)
I, er, he thinks that:-
* Whipped cream is fun but sickly. If laughter be the food of love then this is a great starter. Chill the can for ages if you feel seriously evil but be prepared for stickyness to ensue.
* Anything small and juicy (strawberries, slices of skinless peach, grapes, long slices of melon) can fun when fed to somebody. Reactions to those dripping juices would give Freud another bestseller.
* Extremes of temperature work well for teasing. Warm crepes and cold ice-cream fed to each other is great stuff. Careful where the ice-cream drips and make sure there's dribbled chocolate sauce on the crepes.
The best in my, er, his view ?
Food eaten when out dining in public rather than in bed at home. Facing each other and using the food to tease mercilessly. Asparragus tips nibbled, spaghetti sucked, things eaten with fingers - the outside world ceases to be there as the battle rages. It's a cliche but for one reason....it's seriously good !!
Of course, it's not just the food after all that that will be good enough to eat...... :twisted:
Not Carpathian (honestly !)
Good quality Riesling-chilled. Wicker basket and checked cloth laid out on grassy riverbank; June sun beating down. Trout jumping, birds singing, Orange Tipped butterflies settling on the cloth as you break a bagette and smear it with english butter. Puccini floating from the portable CD player as you offer her the smoked salmon (wild, not farmed)....
...that would tighten my spokes. But then again, pork scratchings behind the Bull and Dog have a lot going for them.
...that would tighten my spokes. But then again, pork scratchings behind the Bull and Dog have a lot going for them.
Quote by artificer
Puccini floating from the portable CD player as you offer her the smoked salmon (wild, not farmed)
Salmon says:
Wild ???? I was bloody livid!!! There I was swimming up stream looking forward to meeting the girlies when I was plucked out of the water, thrown on some scabby checked cloth at the side of the river, had a cigar thrown in my mouth and for what? :shock:
So some Bloater could impress his old Trout!!
Sheesh.... I ask you??!!!!
( Sorry Artificer, kinda spoilt the moment there
) 
Ohhhhh..just in case someone feels the need to correct me in any way, shape or form..I am jesting (though on the Salmon front I am 100% correct).
Mind you the last bit of wild salmon we had the cat got....walked all over the work surfaces for it too.
Besides I didn't like the way it looked at me..it eyes all locked and empty...maybe the cancerous, ( please feel free to correct my spellings...its 12:30 am) farmed is better....at least it smiles at you...knows revenge is imminent!!!
Beware the Salmon !!!
Stu of the "Fran & Stu " Variety
Mind you the last bit of wild salmon we had the cat got....walked all over the work surfaces for it too.
Besides I didn't like the way it looked at me..it eyes all locked and empty...maybe the cancerous, ( please feel free to correct my spellings...its 12:30 am) farmed is better....at least it smiles at you...knows revenge is imminent!!!
Beware the Salmon !!!
Stu of the "Fran & Stu " Variety
Sex God
Mmmmm, erotic food. Well, where do I start?
Much has been made on this thread of strawberries, but I think that the noble raspberry has been sadly overlooked. It has a pertness that strawberries can only aspire to. Raspberries with champagne! :twisted:
Proud, erect rapberries doused with precisely a mouthful of chilled champagne :twisted: . Better still, raspberries sucked into a mouth filled with champagne!! :shock: :twisted: . Ahhhh, weak at the knees at the very thought. :love:
As for testing.... . Well, if previous tests have been inconclusive then, clearly, further trials will have to be arranged. 
Breakfasts can be very erotic too. Especially if they follow a night that has been particularly romantic or, err, passionate (or preferably both). My own favourite is to serve smoked salmon, my own special scrambled eggs (which have a secret ingredient that makes them very luxurious and decadent! :twisted: ), and mushrooms sauteed in butter, with a glass of chilled champagne. Eaten and drunk in bed, of course.
Off for a lie down in a darkened room now!!
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Much has been made on this thread of strawberries, but I think that the noble raspberry has been sadly overlooked. It has a pertness that strawberries can only aspire to. Raspberries with champagne! :twisted:
Proud, erect rapberries doused with precisely a mouthful of chilled champagne :twisted: . Better still, raspberries sucked into a mouth filled with champagne!! :shock: :twisted: . Ahhhh, weak at the knees at the very thought. :love:
As for testing....
. Well, if previous tests have been inconclusive then, clearly, further trials will have to be arranged. Breakfasts can be very erotic too. Especially if they follow a night that has been particularly romantic or, err, passionate (or preferably both). My own favourite is to serve smoked salmon, my own special scrambled eggs (which have a secret ingredient that makes them very luxurious and decadent! :twisted: ), and mushrooms sauteed in butter, with a glass of chilled champagne. Eaten and drunk in bed, of course.
Off for a lie down in a darkened room now!!
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Sexpert
I can tell you one non-erotic edible item... Mars Bars!
Steer well clear of them...
The chocolate is fine, but the caramel is the stuff of nightmares. LOL
I don't know what Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall were thinking! Bad plan!
Steer well clear of them...
The chocolate is fine, but the caramel is the stuff of nightmares. LOL
I don't know what Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall were thinking! Bad plan!
Sexpert
Well I think she must have been Marianne VeryStickyAndMessy for a while too... Argh! The flashbacks are returning!
Sexpert
Deep fried? Well its kinda the same thing, just with a different kind of batter?
Hmmm... I think I may have crossed a line of taste and decency there. Sorry in advance for everyone who is pulling a face now. LOL
If my wife thought my appetite was going to be ruined, she wouldnt let me eat between meals- but she has nothing to worry about there.
Hmmm... I think I may have crossed a line of taste and decency there. Sorry in advance for everyone who is pulling a face now. LOL
If my wife thought my appetite was going to be ruined, she wouldnt let me eat between meals- but she has nothing to worry about there.
Well so far, the consensus seems to be fruit is sexy - but what I find most interesting is it's the guys who have actually said which foods they prefer.
Well, ladies? Is food the last thing on your mind when it comes to sex?
Absolutely fascinating... makes tick on clipboard and adjusts specs on end of nose
Well, ladies? Is food the last thing on your mind when it comes to sex?
Absolutely fascinating... makes tick on clipboard and adjusts specs on end of nose
Sex God
Specs? Did someone say specs? Oooh, Sappho... you've just discovered my greatest weakness.
I'm not alone in thinking that women in glasses are sexy, am I?
I'm not alone in thinking that women in glasses are sexy, am I?
Sex God
You take them off for play? It's a good thing I found that out! I was on the verge of proposing
Sex God
Now you're talking! We'll skip the Mars Bars though, if you don't mind. That sounds a bit too messy.
(I had to Google for Deirdre. I gather Coronation Street is a popular television programme of some sort. Sorry, Deirdre! Gorgeous wins over famous every time)
(I had to Google for Deirdre. I gather Coronation Street is a popular television programme of some sort. Sorry, Deirdre! Gorgeous wins over famous every time)
Der Sappho-I request.
Ich moechte. Idwi. Je desire
I did a Google translation on Artificer's post - it came up with
The Sappho I request. I request. Idwi. It is for the Irish.
Okay, you request and you desire. Irish? I thought you were a Shropshire lad Arty...? But 'Idwi'? Stumped, I must admit!
Sappho xxx
