Errrrmmmm *cough* stains!!!!!!!

12 Sep 2005

Ok sensible answers only rolleyes

yeh I bet:
I've managed to get either lady goo or man gloop on a couple of items of black clothing. I've washed and washed them, tried stain devils, tried fairy liquid first then washing them again, to no avail.
My most fave top and a skirt I really like. I've had similar ermmm...expulsions on other items of black clothing and it's washed off ok, but I'm not sure if this isn't washing out or has actually bleached the material.
Any suggestions???????
And if it does that to a skirt and top, what the hell is it doing to our bits???? surprised

No laughing now this is a delicate moment redface

:roll:

12 Sep 2005

'Fraid ur fooked tabbi....... even Bill Clinton couldn't get the incriminating evidence out of THAT dress!!!

12 Sep 2005

No idea how to get the stains out sad

but maybe if you wear white next time..... ? rotflmao

Minx x x

12 Sep 2005

Ahem ..... this is obviously the answer lol

12 Sep 2005

just googled and ask jeeved this and apparantly if it doesnt come out in the wash it has stained and there is no way to remove. Most dry cleaners have written in the small print
'not guaranteed to remove semen/bodily fluid stains'
:shock: :shock: I tried biggrin

:D

12 Sep 2005

You've gotta be careful. It's potent stuff!! :grin: :grin:
innocent

:whistling: :whistling:

12 Sep 2005

hi tabbi,
just asked my bf because he was doing something else, apparently soak them in tonic water will get it out! dont think i want to know how he knows this as it was not with me he has tried it with, think i will have to ask later! hmmmmmmm hope it comes out.
rolleyes

12 Sep 2005

Quote by maskedwench
hi tabbi,
just asked my bf because he was doing something else, apparently soak them in tonic water will get it out! dont think i want to know how he knows this as it was not with me he has tried it with, think i will have to ask later! hmmmmmmm hope it comes out.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo haven't tried that one...thanks wench biggrin

ps....do I have to remove the Gin first?

12 Sep 2005

Quote by tabbi
hi tabbi,
just asked my bf because he was doing something else, apparently soak them in tonic water will get it out! dont think i want to know how he knows this as it was not with me he has tried it with, think i will have to ask later! hmmmmmmm hope it comes out.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo haven't tried that one...thanks wench biggrin

ps....do I have to remove the Gin first?
no what you do is.......................... drink the gin while the tonic does the work for you!!!!

:drinkies: :drinkies:

12 Sep 2005

Dont tell all the girls the staind wont come out ! Youll be telling them the stuff can get them pregnant next !
Why not try putting them through the wash with one of them black washing machine dyes Tab ( if the Devil doesnt work) worth a try :-)

12 Sep 2005

Quote by skegnessswingers
OK.... been there... done that.... Stain Devil number 4! Blood and milk.... and apparently dried ejaculates too but it dont say that on the bottle... lol

ooooooooo thankees biggrin

12 Sep 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Dont tell all the girls the staind wont come out ! Youll be telling them the stuff can get them pregnant next !
Why not try putting them through the wash with one of them black washing machine dyes Tab ( if the Devil doesnt work) worth a try :-)

Well being as how everything I own virtually is black, I guess it's worth a try lol

12 Sep 2005

Fully clothed bukkake session - make a pattern of it! Sorted!

12 Sep 2005

Next time make sure you swallow it all, and not mark your blouse and skirt,
What a waste lol

:lol: :lol:

12 Sep 2005

ahhhhhhhh someone has just suggested biotex. Good idea, my washing powder isn't biological so that could be why it's not coming out biggrin

13 Sep 2005

If any ladies want to do any serious qualitative research into this problem, it so happens I possess a very large quantity of fresh unused semen in a convenient user-ready package. Anything to help the cause of scientific research.

13 Sep 2005

God what must the isides of my stomach be like!!!!!!

13 Sep 2005

Dye the articles of clothing ?

13 Sep 2005

AAhhhh, just buy new items!! How about a shopping trip to Bluewater or Lakeside?..... wink

13 Sep 2005

stay away from sexual activity when dressed in suseptable fabrics
buy yourself some cheapies you dont mind having to bin if you get shots in
you dont want to get under flourscent light either or the stains will glow !!!!
redface

ops: :oops: :oops:

13 Sep 2005

what about non removable covers on settees?
I cant have any guests round til I sort that out...couldn't imagine my parents sat there with that stain all the way up the back of it.
God it takes me back to being a teenager living at home...!

13 Sep 2005

I had a similar problem with a dark leather couch in the living room, and in a desperate attempt to find anything to get rid of it, Found a spray, bit like fabreeze, but for cat litter boxes!!!.
and low and behold, the smelly stuff to get rid of the pong, actually got rid of the stain when rubbed lightly !!!!
however, did rub a bit hard in patches, and lost a bit of colour!!!.................beware :P
If not, afraid you're in trouble :P Just wear a bib next time lol

13 Sep 2005

Quote by Colts23
I had a similar problem with a dark leather couch in the living room, and in a desperate attempt to find anything to get rid of it, Found a spray, bit like fabreeze, but for cat litter boxes!!!.
and low and behold, the smelly stuff to get rid of the pong, actually got rid of the stain when rubbed lightly !!!!
however, did rub a bit hard in patches, and lost a bit of colour!!!.................beware :P
If not, afraid you're in trouble :P Just wear a bib next time

On its not any kind of dribble stain (tut tut...as if id spill any!) ... no, its more of a "got carried away, shot the lot in a burst of me being a bit over enthusiastic whilst pissed" kind of way... manage to get it the entire length of the settees backrest. Could't have made a more obvious stain if we'd tried!

13 Sep 2005

do Anne Summers do a pelican bib for messy adults dunno

13 Sep 2005

Quote by fluffer
I had a similar problem with a dark leather couch in the living room, and in a desperate attempt to find anything to get rid of it, Found a spray, bit like fabreeze, but for cat litter boxes!!!.
and low and behold, the smelly stuff to get rid of the pong, actually got rid of the stain when rubbed lightly !!!!
however, did rub a bit hard in patches, and lost a bit of colour!!!.................beware :P
If not, afraid you're in trouble :P Just wear a bib next time

On its not any kind of dribble stain (tut tut...as if id spill any!) ... no, its more of a "got carried away, shot the lot in a burst of me being a bit over enthusiastic whilst pissed" kind of way... manage to get it the entire length of the settees backrest. Could't have made a more obvious stain if we'd tried!
aha :P
Right, leave towel handy near couch at all times :twisted: .....drink much more, so by the time you get home you are all ready ill, or about to pass out in your bed :P
or just go straight to bed, where you know it comes out of the sheets in the first place :lol:

13 Sep 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
AAhhhh, just buy new items!! How about a shopping trip to Bluewater or Lakeside?.....

Hehehe...which carpark was it? :twisted:

13 Sep 2005

Quote by SXBOY
you dont want to get under flourscent light either or the stains will glow !!!!
ops: :oops: :oops:

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee do they really??????? Fook :oops: confused

13 Sep 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
AAhhhh, just buy new items!! How about a shopping trip to Bluewater or Lakeside?.....

why am I not surprised biggrin