Essex Munch and northern hoardes

27 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
You lot settin off yet?
Takes a couple of days to get to the land of civilisation n chavs ya know?
Now remember,make sure that whippet's been fed and watered.
Bring yer own car stereos.
Bring plenty tabs liiike.
Bring yer own warm beer .
No need to bring too many jumpers,it's tropical ere.
No Man required(plenty of em ere)
Mushy peas-freezone,so ya might want to stock up.
Oh and don't embarrass yerselves by askin for gravy on yer chips.
Lb :love:

UPDATE!
1st sightin,the huskey outriders have bin spotted somewhere south of Mancsville!
Lb :love:

27 Jan 2005

Us lot here in the middle (albeit slightly South of the gap) are firmly sitting on the fence here smile

Packed me handbag ready to dance round it.

27 Jan 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Us lot here in the middle (albeit slightly South of the gap) are firmly sitting on the fence here Packed me handbag ready to dance round it.

As someone who is also in the middle but slightly to the right of Rainbows I'm also saying nothing, especially as i live in the middle of the flat bit of the country where literacy is optional but tractor driving compulsory. lol

Roger the Dragon. cool

Looking forward to seeing everyone in 2 days time. :lol:

27 Jan 2005

27 Jan 2005

At the risk of bein accused of boostin me own thread (bollox,I'm ard n I've got a gun) I thought I'd help our northern visitors by issuing some oft used expressions in Gods'county replete with no means an exclusive list,please feel free to add, but put together with and the occasion in mind:
"Proper"- Correct/very good
"Safe"-All ok (thanks)
"angin"-Not feeling too well
"Mashed"-Tired/Emotional
"Ideas above your Liverpool St.-Egotistical
"Up the Gary"-Anal sex
"All gone a bit West Am"-Started well-fell apart.
"Jammeen"-Do you know what I mean?
"Goin for a Tom"-Going to pass a motion
"Laughin at the great white phone"-Vomiting.
"Sorted"-I have managed to procure some stimulants.
"avin a jimmy"-Urinating
"right,dya want some cunt?"-Would you like to step in to the car park,where could discuss this further?
I hope these are of value to our northern chums.
I thangyooo.
Lb :love:

27 Jan 2005

Aw Babe wots confusin ya?
Let ol Lazee help out ere.
Lb :love:

28 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
At the risk of bein accused of boostin me own thread (bollox,I'm ard n I've got a gun) I thought I'd help our northern visitors by issuing some oft used expressions in Gods'county replete with no means an exclusive list,please feel free to add, but put together with and the occasion in mind:
"Proper"- Correct/very good
"Safe"-All ok (thanks)
"angin"-Not feeling too well
"Mashed"-Tired/Emotional
"Ideas above your Liverpool St.-Egotistical
"Up the Gary"-Anal sex
"All gone a bit West Am"-Started well-fell apart.
"Jammeen"-Do you know what I mean?
"Goin for a Tom"-Going to pass a motion
"Laughin at the great white phone"-Vomiting.
"Sorted"-I have managed to procure some stimulants.
"avin a jimmy"-Urinating
"right,dya want some cunt?"-Would you like to step in to the car park,where could discuss this further?
I hope these are of value to our northern chums.
I thangyooo.
Lb :love:

Well you will all have to try and understand us a little too so here are a few pointers;
Gi o'er - now just stop that at once / never? really?
Oh aaar duck - yes please and half for the wippet
Ahs tha gooin? - how are you today?
Come ovver ere and give us a fettle - take yer trollies off I'm avin some of that!
What's up wi thee, tha got munk on? - Now just because I said no, you don't have to sulk
If tha dunt gi o'er yul ger a clip! - Stop or you will get a slap
Not as elaborate as Lazee's list but a good start - oh and there is one he left off his list of essex-isms;
'I could make your mouth look like a plasterers bucket'
So uncouth Lazee, you make me post dreadful things wink

You'll have to ask him if you need translation with that one!
Cathy x

28 Jan 2005

First raiders spotted just outside Luton.
parrantly one of em's brought is whippet.
Lb :love:

28 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
First raiders spotted just outside Luton.
parrantly one of em's brought is whippet.
Lb :love:

Did they send their pidgeons ahead first?

28 Jan 2005

Dave, Dave, Dave....the pigeons are transported along with the Northerners. They are homing pigeons, so they will be released when said Northerners need to follow them to get back home rolleyes

Bev
xx

28 Jan 2005

NEWSFLASH!!!!
Three have bin turned back at M25/M1 junction as they refused take of their style police are escortin em back home.
Lb :love:

28 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Dave, Dave, Dave....the pigeons are transported along with the Northerners. They are homing pigeons, so they will be released when said Northerners need to follow them to get back home
Bev
xx

Well that just goes to show you what i know about northerners......apart from what i see on Bravo's Booze Britian!

28 Jan 2005

Dave its "noorveners"geez.
Lb :love:

28 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
Dave its "noorveners"geez.
Lb :love:

Damn .....will have to remember that!.......just remember when you start talking to one of them just keep nodding like you understand what they are saying!

28 Jan 2005

i hve just spotted a few trying to get through on the m40.. they have been sent back..i will look for a different rout for them...even get eager to smuggle them in the back of the truck

28 Jan 2005

Gotcha geez.

28 Jan 2005

So if you're nodding when I say 'Dave do you wanna fuck', does that mean I shouldn't get too excited?
Bev
xx

28 Jan 2005

:grin:

28 Jan 2005

so am i offially the first northerner down for the munch tomorrow....
so where do i fine a proper pint of beer or am i going to have the put up with warm flat lager all weekend.... lol
sean xxxxxxxxxxxx
northerner on tour!!!!

28 Jan 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
so am i offially the first northerner down for the munch tomorrow....
so where do i fine a proper pint of beer or am i going to have the put up with warm flat lager all weekend.... lol
sean xxxxxxxxxxxx
northerner on tour!!!!

Welcome to civilisation!(yeah right).
Lb :love:

28 Jan 2005

Well a bridgehead has been created,wont b long for we're up to our knees in ferrets.
Tin ats at the ready!
Lb :love:

28 Jan 2005

god i feel homesick already... lol
warm flat lager... people not smiling....must be in the south!!!! biggrin

:D
where do i find chips and gravy
sean xxxxxxxx
northern boys love gravy........

28 Jan 2005

Sean, please read my tips for northeners at the top of the save any embarrassment later. wink

Lb :love:

28 Jan 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
so am i offially the first northerner down for the munch tomorrow....
so where do i fine a proper pint of beer or am i going to have the put up with warm flat lager all weekend.... lol
sean xxxxxxxxxxxx
northerner on tour!!!!

Nip down to Wickes Sean, we call it creosote.

28 Jan 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
so am i offially the first northerner down for the munch tomorrow....
so where do i fine a proper pint of beer or am i going to have the put up with warm flat lager all weekend.... lol
sean xxxxxxxxxxxx
northerner on tour!!!!

i'm in easy internet at Charing Cross right now, Fabio, feeling just as lost as you are....
:cry:
Mike.

28 Jan 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
so am i offially the first northerner down for the munch tomorrow....
so where do i fine a proper pint of beer or am i going to have the put up with warm flat lager all weekend.... lol
sean xxxxxxxxxxxx
northerner on tour!!!!

i'm in easy internet at Charing Cross right now, Fabio, feeling just as lost as you are....
:cry:
Mike.
Told ya! There'll b no stoppin em now!
Lb :love:

28 Jan 2005

mmmmmmmmmmmm chips and gravy...order some for me Sean, there's a good lad
Bev
xx

28 Jan 2005

i forgot how much your alcohol costs down here.... how do you put up with all this....
sean xxxxxxxxx

28 Jan 2005

What if they've spat in it?

28 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
What if they've spat in it?

Yer ok round here, I think they all swallow lol